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Need tutorial on attracting women & sex
« on: December 27, 2007, 07:11:09 AM »

Last time I had sex was when I was stationed in Groton, CT and took a trip to Boston. Long story short, it was an air force officer in her suite in the Marriott. Oh and we were both quite, quite drunk.

That was a year ago this month.

Last time I was in a relationship was when I was in college. Two years since that debacle.

I'm not a bad looking guy, I'm not broke, I get out plenty...
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Re: Need tutorial on attracting women & sex
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2007, 08:28:44 AM »

You're probably way too nice. Especially for military girls. You have to ignore them and pretty much be an asshole. That's how you get laid.
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Re: Need tutorial on attracting women & sex
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2007, 09:46:05 AM »

You have to ignore them and pretty much be an asshole. That's how you get laid.
haha,dont know if that'll work,ask Justin he knows the ladies. ::) :-*
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Re: Need tutorial on attracting women & sex
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2007, 11:29:33 AM »

rohypnol works for me.  it'll probably work for you too.
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just say yes... it's better than being raped!

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Re: Need tutorial on attracting women & sex
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 01:45:11 PM »

sometimes ill take a rohypnol and try to jerk off before i pass out! i usually win.
this is an awsome substatute for wasting your money at a bar! now your probably like i want some pu-tang, but you just got to relax and not try. If your not trying it will come to you!

I also like to pull the "stranger". The stranger is were you sit on your  jerking hand for 15 minutes and wait for it to go numb! when you use your hand when its numb it feels like some one else is doing cus you cant feel your little cock in your own hand! mmm...its so FUN

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Re: Need tutorial on attracting women & sex
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2007, 02:40:51 PM »

Last time I had sex was when I was stationed in Groton, CT and took a trip to Boston. Long story short, it was an air force officer in her suite in the Marriott. Oh and we were both quite, quite drunk.

That was a year ago this month.

Last time I was in a relationship was when I was in college. Two years since that debacle.

I'm not a bad looking guy, I'm not broke, I get out plenty...


http://www.clitical.com/sex-tutorials/index.php

Read through that entire website. It will give you a lot of good information.

Otherwise, you need to learn mental foreplay.

Of course, this all depends on what kind of person you are. I'm not the kind who would go around sleeping with just any girl, and I highly value sex in a relationship, pretty much to the point where if an equivalent level of love isn't there, I won't have sex with that girl.

Then again, if you really want to know how I feel about sex and my philosophy, you can feel free to ask me personally.
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Re: Need tutorial on attracting women & sex
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2008, 06:44:42 PM »

http://www.clitical.com/sex-tutorials/index.php

When I read this thread I interpreted that he wanted help getting it, not doing it but what do I know.

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Re: Need tutorial on attracting women & sex
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2008, 01:00:04 AM »

I'm not broke, I get out plenty...

you are going to the wrong places.  go to the places where you can pay for sex.
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