Topic: sandman.... Retard of the YEAR... enjoy (Read 3744 times)

SANDMAN · « **on:** March 17, 2008, 11:02:56 AM »

A long time ago I was banned (6 months or so)...and now I'm asking for an unbann.

I haven't played CSS in 6 months; the day that I was banned I stopped playing. I was way too pissed off to even consider playing the game anymore.

I was accused of wall hacking/ghosting or whatever. I did not come here to question OFPR's decision on this matter, I am just asking for an unbann.

I was legit, and still am. I would love to talk to Asshole and/or the owner of the Dust 2 server.

Thank you, if you want you can just private message me, or talk to me when I'm on the OFPR vent server.

--Once again, I am not questioning or arguing OFPR's prior decision, I am just asking to play CSS again on the best public server in the game. Have a good one.

(I will submit all other info after i get responses from OFPR).

Agent Orange · « **Reply #1 on:** March 17, 2008, 07:20:20 PM »

For reference, this was his original unban request.

SANDMAN · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2008, 09:56:23 PM »

that was 6 months ago, prior to the ban, and a few weeks before i stopped caring about the ban. I guess I'm asking for a second unban then? because I just totally stopped following up on the forums and my discussion on this 6 months ago.

Shitty[OFPR] · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2008, 10:46:56 PM »

i am totally shit faced but I read he was unbanned. So give me your steam id and it shal be unbanned because I believe they reverted to an older ban list and it may have been written on that.

Dan/Thebiggoat375[OFPR] · « **Reply #4 on:** March 18, 2008, 05:07:07 AM »

This was Justin's ban and it was handled outside of the thread, let him take care of it.

SANDMAN · « **Reply #5 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:08:26 AM »

alrite, well is there anything I have to do? or just sit around and wait?

SANDMAN · « **Reply #6 on:** March 18, 2008, 10:23:53 AM »

this is my steam ID...
--User ID STEAM_0:0:12689594

Agent Orange · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2008, 07:05:10 PM »

Quote from: SANDMAN on March 18, 2008, 10:08:26 AM

alrite, well is there anything I have to do? or just sit around and wait?

You should send a PM to Asshole, because this was his ban.

Asshole · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2008, 04:29:18 PM »

He was never unbanned? If he is still banned then the ban list is fine. The kid walls. Even all of his friends who loved him and kissed his ass knew it when presented with the evidence. If your home-boys don't have your back then how can someone impartial to the whole situation have it?

SANDMAN · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:37:31 AM »

yeap, someone's jealous of skill. I'm not even going to argue with you Asshole. Just because you're the leader of the clan doesn't mean shit to me. You think you're the coolest thing since sliced cheese, and have always been that way. I'm done tryin to ask for an unban, because obviously you know how I hack.. considering the demo's made of me used sound, right? what a fuckin' joke. I'm done with OFPR. I have never seen you play CSS, and I'm starting to figure out why.... because you're absolutely horrible at the game. Your OFPR clan is a joke at the game. The only good clan member that ever impressed me was Nun. No wonder I never see your clan name anywhere on forums besides your own. =/

SANDMAN · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:52:28 AM »

Quote from: SANDMAN on March 25, 2008, 08:37:31 AM

The only good clan member that ever impressed me was Nun.

and wow...to see how you're kicking members of the guild because they play more than one game at a time? Owch Asshole, don't be surprised if the clan falls apart completely and you'll be the only one standing there talking about "Ashley"...

SO I read you used to play WoW and had a bad experience with it huh? Got too addicted, and your girl Ashley didn't like it.... She cracked the whip and you came running.

(..and this is where someone tries to insult me back, but knows nothing about me. OR, this post gets closed before anyone can read it.)

I think to start a clan for a game, especially CS:S, you should PROBABLY be good at the game yourself. just a suggestion.

Knee Shot! · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:40:49 AM »

wow, make enough false statements based on assumptions? how old are you 12? grow a pair of nuts, and half a brain, then maybe you can talk. So, with that I bid you farewell, and hope you burn in a fire.

Fuckin' Coastie John · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2008, 02:28:09 PM »

Sandman, you're a douche nozzle. You know nothing of what you speak. I especially like the part about the clan falling apart completely now. Do you know how long OFPR has been around? And dont think you'll get a chance to respond to this either. I dont want to hear anymore of your unfounded insults towards OFPR and its members.

Dan/Thebiggoat375[OFPR] · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2008, 02:33:51 PM »

lol sandman, baddie

Potato Wedge Antilles · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2008, 04:22:41 PM »

This is probably the most immature reaction to a ban I have EVER seen.
Retard of the year for sure.

Go jack off with a cheese grater you fucktard.

CJmango · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2008, 04:29:10 PM »

Quote from: Potato Wedge Antilles on March 25, 2008, 04:22:41 PM

This is probably the most immature reaction to a ban I have EVER seen.
Retard of the year for sure.

Go jack off with a cheese grater you fucktard.

He slices his cheese, remember?

Knee Shot! · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2008, 05:01:00 PM »

This was too funny not to post in public. I hope all get a chance to read this and laugh as hard as I did!!

Quote from: SANDMAN on March 25, 2008, 02:06:40 PM

someones suckin some OFPR dick to make a comment like that, and then have the thread become locked and i cannot make a comment back.

suck up some more bud.

and for reference, those statements are true what i said, I know a lot more than you think, bub.

im startin to think that just because your girl actually enjoys playin with me, you become jealous of that? i dont know...is this another false statement?

this was my post, not yours, and i never mentioned anywhere in there "hey knee shot, post here please", in fact, i said just Asshole and the owner of Dust 2...which you are neither. Thanks, buh bye.

First off... Why would I need to suck OFPR dick? I am already in the clan, and have been for quite some time now. lol, that was just something you were trying to do forever. so, HAHAHHA

Second... I didn't lock the thread, I can't, but, since you KNOW SO MUCH you should have already known that.

Third... Mrs. Knee Shot is not my girl, I don't think I have ever talked to her in my life, so yes, that is another false statement

Fourth... It was my business posting in the thread, look at my title "OFPR Ban Official" hence making it part of my business. Not to mention being part of the clan, and being an admin on the server.

But, I mean you already know everything so none of that is actually news for you. And just for when you come back with the post "I didn't say any of that you are just making it up" attached is a SS for some proof.

Grow up. Learn Common Sense. Then Talk. It is a good rule of thumb.

Yours Truly,

Knee Shot!_[OFPR]

Dan/Thebiggoat375[OFPR] · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2008, 05:04:21 PM »

lolcakes!

And justin has never played WoW in his life, btw, and you have no clue who Ashley is.

And you have no clue why one person got booted. Moron. Die. Flames.

Red October · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2008, 05:11:02 PM »

Quote from: Knee Shot! on March 25, 2008, 05:01:00 PM

This was too funny not to post in public. I hope all get a chance to read this and laugh as hard as I did!!

First off... Why would I need to suck OFPR dick? I am already in the clan, and have been for quite some time now. lol, that was just something you were trying to do forever. so, HAHAHHA

Second... I didn't lock the thread, I can't, but, since you KNOW SO MUCH you should have already known that.

Third... Mrs. Knee Shot is not my girl, I don't think I have ever talked to her in my life, so yes, that is another false statement

Fourth... It was my business posting in the thread, look at my title "OFPR Ban Official" hence making it part of my business. Not to mention being part of the clan, and being an admin on the server.

But, I mean you already know everything so none of that is actually news for you. And just for when you come back with the post "I didn't say any of that you are just making it up" attached is a SS for some proof.

Grow up. Learn Common Sense. Then Talk. It is a good rule of thumb.

Yours Truly,

Knee Shot!_[OFPR]

Bam, herpes.

+1 for undressing him so sexily. rawr.

The Reverend · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2008, 05:24:49 PM »

BHAHAHA this is one of the funniest fucking topics ive ever seen. Look at this 5 year old prepuescent girl whining because she is getting some cramps in her vagina. GROW THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH. Its a game. If you honestly cared about being unbanned in the first place you would have done this 6 MONTHS ago. But apparnelty someone has some angermanagement problems and needs to get angry at a VIDEOGAME. Aw I sorry I will help pay for your therapy. And now since you are amung the people who need to cheat at a videogame to make yourself good and its out in the open you start with comments about shit that isnt even true and your making it up. What a loser! This sounds like your some stupid high school freshman bitch making up rumors about someone that beat you up and took your lunch money.

You got caught cheating, now face your losses and suck it up. Correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure that there is more than 34 thousand servers active in CSS. What seems to be the problem with being banned from one? Well sorry I can see where it comes from because we have one of the most popular dust2 servers in CSS but i think you could still find a new one. We dont enjoy having people like you that have extra chromosomes on our servers. They empty quick.

Now you start with the personal attacks on one of the best clan leaders active today. Now that just doesnt fly with me. Justin makes his decisions out of pure factual evidence that he collects himself. He has been around the game of CSS for longer than youve had your vagina. This clan has been around for over 7 years and you say were going to fall apart? Not so sure about that captain planet. Id be willing to bet that you might hit puberty by the time this clan disbands, but I seriously doubt it. He doesnt like WOW for certain reasons that you will not be able to understand because you cannot use the right half of your brain. Ive seen it happen myself. People lose everything because of WOW. It tears people apart. But you wouldnt understand that.

Now before I end my rant about how severe your downsyndrome is I would just like to inform you that, Yes you are Retard of the Year, No you will not be unbanned, Yes I did fuck your mother. Next time you see a house on fire, run into it.

And before you post a nice little response dont forget to change your tampon and maxi pad.

kthxbye

CrazyFrog · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2008, 05:27:24 PM »

WooT Finally a retard of the year is it the first time in the OFPR Life ? I think so..

If the clan is falling appart strange because there's still like 15 peoples that wanna join I hope you know that because you read all the forum didn't you :O ?
I know I'm not OFPR right now but I've been for 1 years and it was the best clan I've never been in and that why I wanna join back because they are all good player and that where I learned how to play.

About Asshole ( Chloe ) Justin ) He is a very good player , Skilled and know how to play WITHOUT HACK. He isn't going to be the only one in this clan cause we are in here for more than 4 years.

On That one before you stat some BS you should check yourself Before ( That what I learned

)

Have a nice day.

Asshole · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2008, 05:29:47 PM »

Yeah this thread depresses me so much I think I am going to leave this disbanding clan and go back to playing wow for 7 days straight without sleep......
lol

Who told him so much about my life?

Hick · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2008, 05:36:38 PM »

lol what a awesome guy. so knowledgeable. fucking genius. He knows so much that we didn't know about. Literally we never knew all of this stuff you brought up. Thanks for letting us know how things are around here.

I guess we should unban you and we should all leave this horrible place because [OFPR] is apparently about to make an "epic fail"

Thanks for your time. You are my savior.

And yes you should be amazingly proud that you are SOO fucking amazing at css and probably better then justin...........

nah jk

actually your as shitty now as when you first downloaded your skills.

i would love to continue to make fun of you but i dont like typing that much.

Thraxy Waxy · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2008, 06:04:55 PM »

Quote from: CrazyFrog on March 25, 2008, 05:27:24 PM

He took it from you, celebration time!

Nun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2008, 06:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Asshole on March 25, 2008, 05:29:47 PM

Yeah this thread depresses me so much I think I am going to leave this disbanding clan and go back to playing wow for 7 days straight without sleep......
lol

Who told him so much about my life?

omg really? you should play with me! FOR THE HORDE! lulz

Lazy Korean · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2008, 06:35:26 PM »

LOL Kneeshot,

he actually thinks your MrsKneeShots husband?

OFPR member is KneeShot[OFPR]

and MrsKneeShot's husband is KneeShotArtist

get your facts straight before you go off running your mouth

actually thought you were a reasonable person.. guess i was wrong

SarC · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2008, 06:41:53 PM »

What? OFPR is disbanding?? But I just got in!

Dammit.

Vaj is for Fags · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2008, 06:45:32 PM »

Damn't, now we all have to go find another clan? WTF?!? Someone unplug the forums. I've got dibs on joining the <3LL<3 (Lovely Lesbians) clan. Am I supposed to remove everyone from my xfire list now that we're not clan members?

Red October · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:12:10 PM »

Quote from: Vaginas are for Faggots on March 25, 2008, 06:45:32 PM

I've got dibs on joining the <3LL<3 (Lovely Lesbians) clan

You don't need to call dibs, you're the only one who could get in anyway

Agent Orange · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2008, 07:46:12 PM »

Wow. I don't know who's been giving you the "inside info.", but its all wrong. Also, nobody is getting kicked out for playing WoW either. If that's what those guys think, then so be it, but regardless it has nothing to do with you.

We've also been around for 7 years, are active in CAL and are also going to be playing in TWL again. You probably don't see our clan's name in other forums, because there's thousands out there and the ones that are talked about don't last for more than a year; even some of the "pro gamers" teams are falling apart after a couple of years.

But everyone who plays with us and hangs around our community likes us. I'm not sure why you are being so hostile, it really just doesn't make sense. So what if you can't be unbanned? Why is it such a big deal if we're so horrible? Anyway, hopefully you'll just move on to better things and stop wasting time here.

Shitty[OFPR] · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:35:49 PM »

I am totally shit faced again, wierd

Fuckin' Coastie John · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2008, 08:42:59 PM »

Quote from: Shit Faced 24/7 on March 25, 2008, 08:35:49 PM

I am totally shit faced again, wierd

Ya it is!

Frenzy · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2008, 09:33:49 PM »

When I read this thread earlier today I thought about the retard of the month award, then come on today to see it retard of the YEAR!!!!

I love it, talk about amusing.

XtremeRevolution · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2008, 10:11:08 PM »

loliez!!!

As quoted from Euro Trip,

"what a fucking loser."

One thing that really did get me laughing was the "coolest thing since sliced cheese" comment.

Oh well. Go buy a lime green prius and drive it off a cliff.

Imperial · « **Reply #34 on:** March 26, 2008, 12:39:29 AM »

psh i quit this bitch!

Old Man [OFPR] · « **Reply #35 on:** March 26, 2008, 01:33:31 AM »

/Slits wrists

Kyosuke Dęί Knives -Kiss- [OFPR] · « **Reply #36 on:** March 26, 2008, 12:43:08 PM »

Quote from: Asshole on March 25, 2008, 05:29:47 PM

Yeah this thread depresses me so much I think I am going to leave this disbanding clan and go back to playing wow for 7 days straight without sleep......
lol

Who told him so much about my life?

NOEsssss that's my job!!!

lol wdf.. I never even heard of this kid.. but this is so sad... so sad...

Yes even the Asian looks down on you boya, go cut yourself. Lol fall apart lol wdf..

And if we kicked people for WoW... why am I alive? I think I would've been shot twice, raped like 9000x9000 =o wait... well getting shot hasn't happen.

Sandman you asked for a raping, then again you can't rape the willing... =O

CJmango · « **Reply #37 on:** March 26, 2008, 01:10:02 PM »

Quote from: Kyosuke Ãęί Knives -Kiss- [OFPR] on March 26, 2008, 12:43:08 PM

Yes the even the Asian looks down on you boya, go cut yourself. Lol fall apart lol wdf..

why am I alive? I think I would've been shot twice, raped like 9000x9000.

Sad

and you mean "should be" shot and raped

Kyosuke Dęί Knives -Kiss- [OFPR] · « **Reply #38 on:** March 26, 2008, 02:21:56 PM »

Quote from: CJmango on March 26, 2008, 01:10:02 PM

Sad

and you mean "should be" shot and raped

=o Cj don't tell me your feelings for me have resurfaced!

Asshole · « **Reply #39 on:** March 26, 2008, 10:55:12 PM »

What an IDIOT!

Imperial · « **Reply #40 on:** March 26, 2008, 10:56:09 PM »

Quote from: Asshole on March 26, 2008, 10:55:12 PM

What an IDIOT!

FOX 3!

Vaj is for Fags · « **Reply #41 on:** March 27, 2008, 12:12:23 AM »

I hope you guys didn't ban him from the forums. This isn't any fun if he can't come here and read this.

Charlie[Gerth] · « **Reply #42 on:** March 27, 2008, 02:12:29 PM »

I just farted and a little poop came out

Asshole · « **Reply #43 on:** March 28, 2008, 04:56:52 AM »

You know its bad when even charlie posts!

Frenzy · « **Reply #44 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:06:59 AM »

It is bad when Charlie posts, especially when it's not at all relevant to the topic at hand!

Asshole · « **Reply #45 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:11:48 AM »

relevant enough for me, just as relevant as shitty's post. Retards don't deserve thought put into their threads.

Frenzy · « **Reply #46 on:** March 28, 2008, 05:19:42 AM »

Quote from: Asshole on March 28, 2008, 05:11:48 AM

relevant enough for me, just as relevant as shitty's post. Retards don't deserve thought put into their threads.

I definately agree with that...... RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!!!!!!! How does that make you feel, sandman?

monkey · « **Reply #47 on:** March 30, 2008, 12:50:49 PM »

anyone have his demos, i would like to see them

Asshole · « **Reply #48 on:** March 30, 2008, 03:44:06 PM »

are you fucking serious? want to join him for retard of the year?

Crying Nipples · « **Reply #49 on:** March 30, 2008, 03:54:06 PM »

If his comebacks depict his intelligence, I'm willing to take his word for it.

I mean, I'm still waiting on turtle-necks and corduroy pants to come back... I've taken worse chances before.

monkey · « **Reply #50 on:** March 30, 2008, 03:54:27 PM »

no!

I just want to see his hax

Asshole · « **Reply #51 on:** March 30, 2008, 11:06:34 PM »

Didnt I show you before? And did you read this thread at all?

monkey · « **Reply #52 on:** March 30, 2008, 11:45:11 PM »

ya, you said smoke and wall hax, and yes i have read the thread. Myabe it would just be better if i stop talking before i become a retard

Frenzy · « **Reply #53 on:** March 30, 2008, 11:54:12 PM »

Quote from: monkey <3 ak on March 30, 2008, 11:45:11 PM

Myabe it would just be better if i stop talking before i become a retard

You lost that opportunity a LONG time ago.

W@rl0rd · « **Reply #54 on:** April 02, 2008, 03:30:28 PM »

hehe didnt know you guys gave it out for the year, damn sandman MUST be a huge dumbass.

Asshole · « **Reply #55 on:** April 02, 2008, 03:39:13 PM »

You read the thread?

Old Man [OFPR] · « **Reply #56 on:** April 02, 2008, 04:49:06 PM »

Quote from: Crying Nipples on March 30, 2008, 03:54:06 PM

I mean, I'm still waiting on turtle-necks and corduroy pants to come back...

what do you mean come back, you mean they aren't in style any more? wtf? i didn't get notice, i thought people were pointing at me becasue they were impressed, think I'll slit my wrists now, come on Sandman, we can do it together.

Silenced. · « **Reply #57 on:** August 13, 2008, 11:56:36 AM »

Oh.. wow...

like..... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

oh shit try pants this is epic lulz.

but really where did sandman go

like it was said its not fun insulting someone if they don't continue to post.. someone force him to post! god dammit i need more wake n bake lulz.

oh. and i heard Asshole was a DEMON on ~~train~~ i mean the FORUMS!!!

Asshole · « **Reply #58 on:** October 03, 2009, 07:34:52 PM »

lol its been well over a year on this one...

Agent Orange · « **Reply #59 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:01:43 PM »

Well I suppose when MW2 comes out we'll start getting more in.

Asshole · « **Reply #60 on:** October 03, 2009, 08:21:33 PM »

ok
lol
maybe

Vaj is for Fags · « **Reply #61 on:** October 04, 2009, 10:07:45 AM »

Unsticky it then?

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Author Topic: sandman.... Retard of the YEAR... enjoy (Read 3744 times)