ï¿½ it was the year 2000.ï¿½ I got my first internet connection (AOL 4.0 dial up).ï¿½ Since it was my first net, it was my first AOL experience.ï¿½ I was a chat room pimp at that time.ï¿½ I got all the AOL lingo down (lol, rofl, imo, etc etc).ï¿½ I met this younger girl online ( i was 19 she was 16 or 15 or 17 i cant remember lol).ï¿½ We talked everyday, she sent me a pic of her (from the year previous this will coem into play) and I sent her a pic of my cock (web cams plus a case of icehouse and a 40 oz of Old English are never good combos).ï¿½ She fell in love with me.ï¿½
ï¿½ She asked me to come down but since i was only an E-3 in the air force and the trip was a good 8 hours away I didnt have the money to come (im a man im born to lie and good at it to women) she offers to pay for it (fucking aye right doggy).ï¿½ I tell her since I drive by there on my way home to georgia/alabama its roughly 100 bones there and 100 bones back.ï¿½ I thin about her offer since she agreed on 200 for me to come down.ï¿½ Her pic was a good looking girl and I was wanting some strange puntang, I agreed and told her I would come down for the 3 day weekend.ï¿½ I drop a few friends off that came with me in a city called Souix Falls, SD and proceed on to Omaha, NE.ï¿½ I get there (her dad owns a dry cleaners chain in Omaha) and drive to the one she was working at.ï¿½
ï¿½ I see this fucking gigantic Andre the Giant looking bitch at the counter.ï¿½ I am scared and walk in and ask for her, it was her.ï¿½ I (being the nice guy that I am) hang around since I drove all this way and got 200 out of it, I figured what the hell.ï¿½ We go to her house (her dad isnt there, but i did meet him later on and he is a very very gay man, loves the cock) we hang out withe rher pot/coke head friends (i dont smoke or nothing at first but I kept looking at this walking talking jenny craig reject and said fuck it im gonna hit this shit).ï¿½ The night wears down I can tell she is sad (or really fucking hungry) and decide to go with her to her room.ï¿½ One thing leads to another (yes I am fucking obliterated and drunk by this time thanks to mr pot and jack daniels, i drank alot of liqour in my early years) I start on her and she says im a virgin, i jsut smiled and pounded it like Clubber Lang in Rocky III.ï¿½ I did it all night and never pulled out (this bitch was a coke head so i figured her ovaries are shit no condom either!)ï¿½ So I leave and never talk to this bitch again.ï¿½
ï¿½ She called me for 3 months straight and I jsut prayed to god and thanked him for caller ID and for making this bitch dumb and not blocking her number or trying a dif phone.ï¿½ $50 bucks is all it took for me to get there and back.ï¿½ I got $150, booze, pot, and big girl sex.ï¿½ The pic she sent was her a year ago, she neglected to tell me her dad made her take steroids because she was anorexic or something then, but when I seen her it looked like she ate the bitch in that picture.
That is the story of Shitty's Gas Money