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Author Topic: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See  (Read 18529 times)

Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« on: November 29, 2006, 12:34:02 AM »

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� it was the year 2000.� I got my first internet connection (AOL 4.0 dial up).� Since it was my first net, it was my first AOL experience.� I was a chat room pimp at that time.� I got all the AOL lingo down (lol, rofl, imo, etc etc).� I met this younger girl online ( i was 19 she was 16 or 15 or 17 i cant remember lol).� We talked everyday, she sent me a pic of her (from the year previous this will coem into play) and I sent her a pic of my cock (web cams plus a case of icehouse and a 40 oz of Old English are never good combos).� She fell in love with me.�

� She asked me to come down but since i was only an E-3 in the air force and the trip was a good 8 hours away I didnt have the money to come (im a man im born to lie and good at it to women) she offers to pay for it (fucking aye right doggy).� I tell her since I drive by there on my way home to georgia/alabama its roughly 100 bones there and 100 bones back.� I thin about her offer since she agreed on 200 for me to come down.� Her pic was a good looking girl and I was wanting some strange puntang, I agreed and told her I would come down for the 3 day weekend.� I drop a few friends off that came with me in a city called Souix Falls, SD and proceed on to Omaha, NE.� I get there (her dad owns a dry cleaners chain in Omaha) and drive to the one she was working at.�

� I see this fucking gigantic Andre the Giant looking bitch at the counter.� I am scared and walk in and ask for her, it was her.� I (being the nice guy that I am) hang around since I drove all this way and got 200 out of it, I figured what the hell.� We go to her house (her dad isnt there, but i did meet him later on and he is a very very gay man, loves the cock) we hang out withe rher pot/coke head friends (i dont smoke or nothing at first but I kept looking at this walking talking jenny craig reject and said fuck it im gonna hit this shit).� The night wears down I can tell she is sad (or really fucking hungry) and decide to go with her to her room.� One thing leads to another (yes I am fucking obliterated and drunk by this time thanks to mr pot and jack daniels, i drank alot of liqour in my early years) I start on her and she says im a virgin, i jsut smiled and pounded it like Clubber Lang in Rocky III.� I did it all night and never pulled out (this bitch was a coke head so i figured her ovaries are shit no condom either!)� So I leave and never talk to this bitch again.�

� She called me for 3 months straight and I jsut prayed to god and thanked him for caller ID and for making this bitch dumb and not blocking her number or trying a dif phone.� $50 bucks is all it took for me to get there and back.� I got $150, booze, pot, and big girl sex.� The pic she sent was her a year ago, she neglected to tell me her dad made her take steroids because she was anorexic or something then, but when I seen her it looked like she ate the bitch in that picture.


That is the story of Shitty's Gas Money
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 01:28:44 PM by BikeThief »
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Go fart in a wine glass, stir it around and smell it you pretentious dicks!

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2006, 02:27:12 AM »

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This needs to be unlocked like Kyle's drunk post.� Come one, come all, come ridicule Shitty before he makes you look like a fool at a later point in time.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 04:02:22 PM by Darth Shitty »
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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2006, 02:40:41 AM »

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Who Fucks big women?

Modified.-Named Butch.

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2006, 03:44:18 AM »

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i love shitty whether he fucks fat women or not,

just make sure its woman. not man


This weekend you are getting dunk and we r gonna change all our frequencys on vent to 70% just for shits and giggles
I look back at posts i posted and wounder what i was thinking

i was a retard


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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2006, 06:22:45 AM »

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Rofl and we'll give him another fat one, as Rev and Skis said, the one in Rev's sig rofl

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2006, 07:24:01 AM »

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ha i did that one time.. and denied it to her face when her friend asked me if we fucked at her house . it was funny.
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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2006, 08:43:30 AM »

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ahah kinda wierd story there lol.......�  :-\

i bet you had so much fun................... (fat girl hahahahhha)
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 04:02:40 PM by Darth Shitty »





Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2006, 10:20:59 AM »

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dunnna dunnnnna BUTTSEX.

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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2006, 10:33:34 AM »

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LMFAO! More cushion for the pushin' baby! YAHTZEE! The first girl I had sex with was a big girl...not a fat girl but a birg girl she had a couple inches on me and I'm 6'. She had some fucking tig bitties. =D I broke her heart though. weeeee

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« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2006, 11:41:42 AM »

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i dunno about you all..but besides shitty, who else gets to call themselves a giggalo of gas money and profits?


-My normal pee pee is bigger then your erect pee pee

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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2006, 03:35:55 PM »

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IM TELLING HIS WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!




Shitty tell everyone the story of how you banged king kong bitch

"Cant dude, Wife On Couch"



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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2006, 03:50:01 PM »

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Nice one Shitty lol :)

I Will try to do the same thing.. and get 150$ free money !1 :)

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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2006, 06:05:53 PM »

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Yea nice but when did u meet your wife.

and does she know u did this???




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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2006, 08:24:37 PM »

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are you sure she didnt have herpes or something

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The wife or the fat virgin?
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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2006, 08:13:21 AM »

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are you sure she didnt have herpes or something

i think hes talking about the fat lady if he is she said she was a virgin...





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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2006, 08:14:21 AM »

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maybe shitty fucked her bellybotton so that no bodily solutions were transfered
I look back at posts i posted and wounder what i was thinking

i was a retard


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I guess he didn't roll her in flour to find the wet spot?
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2006, 10:23:50 PM »

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"I could tell she was really fucking sad (or hungry)"�  -� hahahah� over all Funny shiity,� �


props for taking advantage of an emoitionaly fragile girl !



what if she killed her self after the three months she stoped calling?� :o� 

j/k! im sure she ate to cope.
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so u say the chick was on steroids...u sure it wasnt a guy..... :-\
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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2006, 06:06:55 PM »

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HAHA big women need love to, atleast u were drunk bro so it wasnt to bad, i woulda pissed in her butt before left lol, always wanted to try that..

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is that destroyer?

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« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2006, 01:34:25 AM »

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lol that made me laugh pretty hard
ye my first comment ill become a regular guys:D

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funny stuff

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i wish i hadnt read that

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« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2007, 07:51:41 PM »

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WoW good job Shitty you did it with a fat women but next time better have a real phtot of a girl :P

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Wow... this is what we could say; Extreme Make Over Fat edition

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I'm suprised it's taken me this long to read this post, but ROFL. I'm an E-6 so I have a few guys that work under me and most come from boot camp right,....well....I live in BFE and theres not much to choose from around here (thank God I'm married). Anyways.....these young kids that work for me get on MySpace and hook up with these fuckin' yard apes all the time. I hear some pretty funny shit from these guys. I hear Michigan is the state with the fattest population and man....thats no fucking bullshit. Its normal to be pushing 300 lbs if you have a vag where I'm at. Sad really.

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« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2007, 12:48:26 AM »

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Haha, nice story dude. You go whale tagging often?

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« Reply #29 on: April 12, 2007, 02:53:38 PM »

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I'm suprised it's taken me this long to read this post, but ROFL. I'm an E-6 so I have a few guys that work under me and most come from boot camp right,....well....I live in BFE and theres not much to choose from around here (thank God I'm married). Anyways.....these young kids that work for me get on MySpace and hook up with these fuckin' yard apes all the time. I hear some pretty funny shit from these guys. I hear Michigan is the state with the fattest population and man....thats no fucking bullshit. Its normal to be pushing 300 lbs if you have a vag where I'm at. Sad really.

Damn bro, that's pretty lame.

There's a vast array of hotties down here.� Must be something in the food.

And some kinky fucks too!� Galore!

I would say you're missing out, but you're married, so yeah.

But yeah, I'm a pretty small guy, I don't think I could handle that, the "had a couple beers" need not apply.

"Ahh..my pelvis!"
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 04:05:13 PM by Darth Shitty »

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That bitch looked like Pamela Rodgers.. i mean anderson


AFTER 9 CORONASS!!!one
I look back at posts i posted and wounder what i was thinking

i was a retard


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Thats probably one of the greatest stories ive ever read........lmfao

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Shitty... What is there to say.... I absolutely love that story.� 
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 04:05:44 PM by Darth Shitty »
"Didn't you know that all killer whales are named Kevin?"

"Hey, Kevin, fish!"
"Fish, I love fish!"
"Look, Kevin, fish!"
"Mmmmmm, fish!!!"

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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2007, 06:24:55 AM »

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that makes me want to never talk to anyone online and try to hook up no matter what pic they send me..... but a great story. i just turned 21 and i hope to dont get so drunk that i wake up next to a fat chick with a mouth full of flour one of these days.....

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2007, 08:25:21 PM »

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High five fat chick sex ftw. Eh man were all god's children in the dark right� 8).


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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2007, 10:28:05 PM »

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we all joke about it. But shitty is the only man here doing it...

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2007, 04:45:58 AM »

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My moral boundaries prohibit me from having sex before marriage, but man, you really took that like a man.

Fucking a fat chick, hahaha.

We could all learn a lesson.



Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2007, 01:56:20 PM »

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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2007, 08:11:09 PM »

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You know what ! big girls need lovin too ! pussy is pussy in the DARK everythings looks the same excepty for the girth of andre the giant woman lol good job u were kinda like a long distance hooker lol but that goes to show. Never Trust E-net Pics lol.

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« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2007, 03:27:22 AM »

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Sounds like she gaev new meaning to the phrase 'corn husker' - lol

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2007, 01:38:27 PM »

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everytime I read this shit, I get the shivers all over.
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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2007, 01:13:38 AM »

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Funny stuff man. Though, I got shivers thinknig you stopped in Sioux Falls first >.<




Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
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i just vomited man. i hope ur hapyy




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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2007, 08:19:24 PM »

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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2007, 08:04:59 PM »

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Gettem Shitty. Big girls need loving too ehh??? Well...they get it from guys like u not me. :)

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
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thank you for one of the best stories i've ever read.�  :icon_thumright:
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I hear Michigan is the state with the fattest population and man....thats no fucking bullshit. Its normal to be pushing 300 lbs if you have a vag where I'm at. Sad really.

yes....michigan is like teh fattest state...look at me! lol. but where i live, their either that big, or...anorexic....or the rare rare rare occasion, normal....Grand Rapids ftw i guess...
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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2007, 07:57:51 PM »

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Gettem Shitty. Big girls need loving too ehh??? Well...they get it from guys like u not me. :)

I got 200 bones and the best� blow job ever, what did you get?
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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2007, 10:49:19 PM »

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I wouldnt let her on top Shitty. If she was drunk/high enough to fall asleep she might have falled on you, crushed every bone in your body. Not a good way to die.

� � � � � � � � R.I.P Shitty
� � � � � � � � �  His last request
� � � � � � � � � � was that someone
� � � � � � � � � � � should fuck the fatty.

� � � � � � � � we will all miss you
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you little titty twaddler.

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #49 on: September 23, 2007, 09:38:19 AM »

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you should rename this to shitty's gigolo story. i fucked a fat chick a few times before (my brother called her the linebacker) best head i ever got.

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #50 on: September 23, 2007, 02:27:15 PM »

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you should rename this to shitty's gigolo story. i fucked a fat chick a few times before (my brother called her the linebacker) best head i ever got.

Fat chicks give the best head, because they're always hungry.



Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #51 on: September 23, 2007, 05:31:56 PM »

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Fat chicks give the best head, because they're always hungry.

HAHAHA... harsh... hilarious...
Clearly it's not arrogance, for arrogance would be a flaw.

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #52 on: September 24, 2007, 07:14:12 PM »

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fuck I always reread this shit and I will never ever be able to remove this from my memory.� I cant remember what I did yesterday but I can fucking recall this big eclipitical sized shebeast.
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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #53 on: September 24, 2007, 07:30:06 PM »

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fuck I always reread this shit and I will never ever be able to remove this from my memory.  I cant remember what I did yesterday but I can fucking recall this big eclipitical sized shebeast.

I just lovr the choice of word right there

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #54 on: December 07, 2007, 11:42:16 AM »

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I just lovr the choice of word right there
quite an original description too....
Do the noises inside my head bother you cause even if the voices are not real...they have some pretty good ideas.



Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2008, 04:47:31 PM »

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Your a brave man, I would have probly never agreed to it, but If I had went there I would have gotten that bitch soo drunk taken her 200 and left her passed out, while I'm on my way home. Maybe I would have left a note that said, you fucking lieing bitch. (Maybe I could have had some fun and beat one out and blew it in her hair).
who wants a body massage?

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #56 on: January 27, 2008, 07:38:29 PM »

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Was just reminded that someone made a song about this encounter:�
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 04:09:10 PM by Darth Shitty »
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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #57 on: May 11, 2008, 12:34:02 AM »

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Here she is showing off her ass: 
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Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #58 on: May 11, 2008, 12:40:49 AM »

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I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #59 on: May 12, 2008, 09:18:22 PM »

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   I sent her a pic of my cock (web cams plus a case of icehouse and a 40 oz of Old English are never good combos).

Made me lol.
This is why I wish I would have started browsing OFPR threads way back.
How am I not banned yet?

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
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wow.....thats just...wow....whatever, Cheers!� :cheers:
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Another photo of what shitty hit:

Raging: Where\'s Cactus\' signature? I want to see his signature



RE: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #62 on: February 09, 2011, 12:00:06 AM »

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Shameless bump, for I am awesome and this shit makes me laugh still afer reading wtf I wrote back then.
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« Reply #63 on: February 09, 2011, 12:55:48 PM »

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are you still drunk?


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RE: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #64 on: February 09, 2011, 04:04:16 PM »

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sadly i read the whole story over again (not reading that original post was in 06), and during the whole thing i thought that i have heard this story before...........well it was worth the second read, and perhaps a third in 4(or 5) years

RE: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #65 on: July 27, 2011, 10:01:50 PM »

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read this shit again, I wrote it back in 06 I thihnk, but it happened in '00.
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« Reply #66 on: July 31, 2011, 07:51:26 PM »

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yep still a good story even though its been only months since the last time i read it

RE: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
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Don't worry.  Shitty bumps it every 6 months.
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RE: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #68 on: August 02, 2011, 06:08:34 PM »

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Don't worry.  Shitty bumps it every 6 months.

And you don't mean the thread.

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I hadn't even thought about the double-entendre for the thread.  

We know that this is not Shitty's car:

Raging: Where\'s Cactus\' signature? I want to see his signature



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Quote from: 'RagingOrgyNuns' pid='114226' dateline='1312399599'

I hadn't even thought about the double-entendre for the thread.  

We know that this is not Shitty's car:


Yeah I hate Ft. Chex too!

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #71 on: October 25, 2011, 08:53:38 AM »

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This never gets old. bahaha

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
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i actually was telling this story to some friends the other day.  epic

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #73 on: June 05, 2012, 11:31:07 PM »

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nothing since may 8 in this section, shameless bump of my own fucking thread.
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« Reply #74 on: June 07, 2012, 11:57:44 PM »

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nothing since may 8 in this section, shameless bump of my own fucking thread.
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« Reply #75 on: November 09, 2012, 01:32:34 PM »

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BTW I fixed this so that people can read it again. lol

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« Reply #76 on: November 09, 2012, 03:47:23 PM »

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didn't know it couldnt be read lol
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« Reply #77 on: November 09, 2012, 04:12:25 PM »

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I jsut went through and fixed every empty post, glad some one told me about the click modify then save and it pops back up fix.
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« Reply #78 on: November 10, 2012, 04:28:40 AM »

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HAHAHA!!!

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« Reply #79 on: November 10, 2012, 04:37:50 AM »

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Don't worry Shitty... you're not the only one whose gone whaling.

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Ah....I still remember my whale like it was only yesterday.

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LOL this was hilarious xD I know this post was made like 7 years ago but this made my day  :bonk:

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That's what its here for.


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