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  • Disrobed Monk: Comp dust2: 35 minute game
    January 11, 2017, 12:30:01 AM
  • Humblefunk: Hey strangers! I added a post in the forums but figured I'd type here to add more visibility. Johnny and I have started up the Minecraft realms server again that so many of us worked on. Come join us!
    January 19, 2017, 01:26:24 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Have any of you accepted/added me to your XBOX live friends lists?
    January 27, 2017, 10:24:03 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Dunno.  Same name as here; add me.
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  • hypnotics.: Hello
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  • VajIsForFags: Fucking pats...
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    March 02, 2017, 11:03:45 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Am I still alive? Am I still allowed around here?
    March 02, 2017, 11:06:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: You are dead and banned, that's why you can post!
    March 04, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Classic me. Dead as per usual.
    March 07, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
  • Agent Orange: Huh, the gaming news bot is still pulling in info from everywhere.
    March 21, 2017, 07:45:31 PM
  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
    April 04, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
    April 14, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
    April 15, 2017, 08:15:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
    May 02, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
  • Sushi K: also ace, almost forgot that one
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:45 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'
    May 11, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'm* going to have to get Arma eventually -- Most of my Steam friends have moved onto that
    May 11, 2017, 06:00:06 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Agent, I know you hate Colombians, especially of the fetal variety, but I am neither of those, so could you unblock my cellphone? :p
    May 15, 2017, 05:28:49 PM
  • VajIsForFags: (I am currently in Fetus' city: Calí)
    May 15, 2017, 05:29:57 PM
  • Fetus: WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR ME???? I'll have you all know I've been busy settling down and doing my womanly duties in the kitchen. That's all I do now. Clean and work. Please end my existence.
    May 15, 2017, 08:52:53 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess its unblocked by itself already? Not sure if that VZW address caused an autoblock.
    May 16, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I was on the road so it migjg have sent a few packets a couple of times in a row. Was a bit weird.
    May 16, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fetus, welcome to being an adult. Also, the woman I pay to clean my place is totally worth it. She even changes my sheets and puts them in the wash!
    May 16, 2017, 09:58:16 PM
  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
    May 22, 2017, 09:30:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Well, you could try sleeping in someone else's filth and sweat.
    May 27, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: oo
    June 11, 2017, 01:23:08 AM
  • Fetus: oo
    June 14, 2017, 08:22:51 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry for killing the conversation...
    June 22, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: What conversation?
    June 24, 2017, 02:05:35 PM
  • Fetus: When will you come back and play ARAM with me? :'(
    June 26, 2017, 11:24:15 PM
  • VajIsForFags: When Agent buys me a laptop? :P I do miss playing. Pero tambien tengo una argentina viviendo conmigo ahora... :D
    July 07, 2017, 12:45:10 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: C'mon Agent, get the man a laptop
    July 14, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: OK let me know when it gets there
    July 17, 2017, 04:38:13 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: anyone still have invites to private torrent sites?
    July 18, 2017, 01:57:07 AM
  • CJmango: PUBG though.
    July 27, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: it went thru a phase playing that game... first started bunch of wins easy, then a ton of shit htis the fan, and now im back to wins all day everyday... that said that server desync is real... so low fps too qq
    July 29, 2017, 02:28:49 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: and when i said shit hits the fan i had like 200 games and like only 2-3 wins... last 50-60 games i have 21 wins so
    July 29, 2017, 02:29:44 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: ranking restart soon though take those SS of the server where i have 1 game played 1 win 10k 0 d and call it worth $35
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:31 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 5 million copies sold.. they should've fix way more shit by now derp
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:55 AM
  • CJmango: Yeah, I could see that.  It's a lot to fix in a short period of time too though.
    July 30, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
  • CJmango: kinda fucked up psychology too.  They made a ton of money and they could just say fuck it.  But now they have all these users and can go try and make the game better and figure out another way to extract cash from the users with crates and keys and shit
    July 30, 2017, 08:30:49 AM
  • Fetus: hats
    August 01, 2017, 07:09:44 PM
  • CJmango: HATS.
    August 01, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 400$ skirts.. lmao pubg u scare me
    August 06, 2017, 02:09:57 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: had some guy I know sell a ton of H1Z1 skins and buy a $120 skirt for PUBG instead
    August 14, 2017, 02:48:13 AM
  • CJmango: jeesus
    August 14, 2017, 12:10:54 PM
  • CJmango: is he hoping it'll go up in value?
    August 14, 2017, 12:11:18 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: i think he just wanted a skirt
    August 15, 2017, 10:58:58 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well you know what they say
    August 19, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
  • CJmango: play more PUBG?
    September 11, 2017, 07:27:52 PM
  • Agent Orange: I don't remember.
    September 12, 2017, 06:16:35 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I think that's right
    September 21, 2017, 11:25:51 AM
  • AnThRaX_: oh fuck i figured out how to login
    September 25, 2017, 03:14:09 PM
  • CJmango: win.
    September 25, 2017, 03:37:44 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Wait, I can have a male character that wears a skirt? Can it be pink?
    September 28, 2017, 01:21:39 PM
  • VajIsForFags: And god damn't, I let my domain lapse quite a few years ago and now it is listed for $1900... :(
    September 28, 2017, 01:22:15 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:18:51 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Destiny 2 PC clan in case anyone wants to casual it up. [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:19:05 AM
  • 311: Up here in Washington we be drawings dicks in the sky! hope your home towns are keeping up.
    November 22, 2017, 08:36:45 PM
  • nillzaaah: hi!
    December 12, 2017, 04:38:49 PM
  • CJmango: ohello
    December 17, 2017, 11:09:15 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I played League of Legends for the first time in 2 years and might be addicted again... Good thing I still don't have a computer.
    January 10, 2018, 01:50:30 PM
  • CJmango: Haha--You go to CES?
    January 13, 2018, 02:06:47 PM
  • Fetus: PLAY LEAGUE WITH ME NUNS
    January 18, 2018, 07:12:37 PM

Author Topic: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See  (Read 18536 times)

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2007, 04:21:34 PM »

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That bitch looked like Pamela Rodgers.. i mean anderson


AFTER 9 CORONASS!!!one
I look back at posts i posted and wounder what i was thinking

i was a retard


CRAZY BOTCH!

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2007, 10:53:18 PM »

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Thats probably one of the greatest stories ive ever read........lmfao

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #32 on: April 29, 2007, 01:13:58 PM »

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Shitty... What is there to say.... I absolutely love that story.� 
« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 04:05:44 PM by Darth Shitty »
"Didn't you know that all killer whales are named Kevin?"

"Hey, Kevin, fish!"
"Fish, I love fish!"
"Look, Kevin, fish!"
"Mmmmmm, fish!!!"

Actually, Orcas aren't as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.....

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #33 on: April 30, 2007, 06:24:55 AM »

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that makes me want to never talk to anyone online and try to hook up no matter what pic they send me..... but a great story. i just turned 21 and i hope to dont get so drunk that i wake up next to a fat chick with a mouth full of flour one of these days.....

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2007, 08:25:21 PM »

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High five fat chick sex ftw. Eh man were all god's children in the dark right� 8).


« Last Edit: November 09, 2012, 04:06:13 PM by Darth Shitty »

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2007, 10:28:05 PM »

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we all joke about it. But shitty is the only man here doing it...

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #36 on: June 21, 2007, 04:45:58 AM »

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My moral boundaries prohibit me from having sex before marriage, but man, you really took that like a man.

Fucking a fat chick, hahaha.

We could all learn a lesson.



Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2007, 01:56:20 PM »

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Clubber Lang > Apollo Creed. IMHO

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2007, 08:11:09 PM »

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You know what ! big girls need lovin too ! pussy is pussy in the DARK everythings looks the same excepty for the girth of andre the giant woman lol good job u were kinda like a long distance hooker lol but that goes to show. Never Trust E-net Pics lol.

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2007, 03:27:22 AM »

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Sounds like she gaev new meaning to the phrase 'corn husker' - lol

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #40 on: June 30, 2007, 01:38:27 PM »

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everytime I read this shit, I get the shivers all over.
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Go fart in a wine glass, stir it around and smell it you pretentious dicks!

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2007, 01:13:38 AM »

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Funny stuff man. Though, I got shivers thinknig you stopped in Sioux Falls first >.<




Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2007, 05:28:44 PM »

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i just vomited man. i hope ur hapyy




B3WARE CRIMINALS B3WAR

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2007, 08:19:24 PM »

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2 things:

1. pwned

2. lol

Re: Shitty's Gas Money Story For All To See
« Reply #44 on: August 03, 2007, 08:04:59 PM »

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Gettem Shitty. Big girls need loving too ehh??? Well...they get it from guys like u not me. :)