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  • Disrobed Monk: Comp dust2: 35 minute game
    January 11, 2017, 12:30:01 AM
  • Humblefunk: Hey strangers! I added a post in the forums but figured I'd type here to add more visibility. Johnny and I have started up the Minecraft realms server again that so many of us worked on. Come join us!
    January 19, 2017, 01:26:24 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Have any of you accepted/added me to your XBOX live friends lists?
    January 27, 2017, 10:24:03 AM
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  • VajIsForFags: Fucking pats...
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    March 02, 2017, 11:03:45 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Am I still alive? Am I still allowed around here?
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    March 04, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
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    March 07, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
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    March 21, 2017, 07:45:31 PM
  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
    April 04, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
    April 14, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
    April 15, 2017, 08:15:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
    May 02, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
  • Sushi K: also ace, almost forgot that one
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:45 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'
    May 11, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'm* going to have to get Arma eventually -- Most of my Steam friends have moved onto that
    May 11, 2017, 06:00:06 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Agent, I know you hate Colombians, especially of the fetal variety, but I am neither of those, so could you unblock my cellphone? :p
    May 15, 2017, 05:28:49 PM
  • VajIsForFags: (I am currently in Fetus' city: CalĂ­)
    May 15, 2017, 05:29:57 PM
  • Fetus: WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR ME???? I'll have you all know I've been busy settling down and doing my womanly duties in the kitchen. That's all I do now. Clean and work. Please end my existence.
    May 15, 2017, 08:52:53 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess its unblocked by itself already? Not sure if that VZW address caused an autoblock.
    May 16, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I was on the road so it migjg have sent a few packets a couple of times in a row. Was a bit weird.
    May 16, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fetus, welcome to being an adult. Also, the woman I pay to clean my place is totally worth it. She even changes my sheets and puts them in the wash!
    May 16, 2017, 09:58:16 PM
  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
    May 22, 2017, 09:30:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Well, you could try sleeping in someone else's filth and sweat.
    May 27, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: oo
    June 11, 2017, 01:23:08 AM
  • Fetus: oo
    June 14, 2017, 08:22:51 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry for killing the conversation...
    June 22, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: What conversation?
    June 24, 2017, 02:05:35 PM
  • Fetus: When will you come back and play ARAM with me? :'(
    June 26, 2017, 11:24:15 PM
  • VajIsForFags: When Agent buys me a laptop? :P I do miss playing. Pero tambien tengo una argentina viviendo conmigo ahora... :D
    July 07, 2017, 12:45:10 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: C'mon Agent, get the man a laptop
    July 14, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: OK let me know when it gets there
    July 17, 2017, 04:38:13 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: anyone still have invites to private torrent sites?
    July 18, 2017, 01:57:07 AM
  • CJmango: PUBG though.
    July 27, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: it went thru a phase playing that game... first started bunch of wins easy, then a ton of shit htis the fan, and now im back to wins all day everyday... that said that server desync is real... so low fps too qq
    July 29, 2017, 02:28:49 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: and when i said shit hits the fan i had like 200 games and like only 2-3 wins... last 50-60 games i have 21 wins so
    July 29, 2017, 02:29:44 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: ranking restart soon though take those SS of the server where i have 1 game played 1 win 10k 0 d and call it worth $35
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:31 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 5 million copies sold.. they should've fix way more shit by now derp
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:55 AM
  • CJmango: Yeah, I could see that.  It's a lot to fix in a short period of time too though.
    July 30, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
  • CJmango: kinda fucked up psychology too.  They made a ton of money and they could just say fuck it.  But now they have all these users and can go try and make the game better and figure out another way to extract cash from the users with crates and keys and shit
    July 30, 2017, 08:30:49 AM
  • Fetus: hats
    August 01, 2017, 07:09:44 PM
  • CJmango: HATS.
    August 01, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 400$ skirts.. lmao pubg u scare me
    August 06, 2017, 02:09:57 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: had some guy I know sell a ton of H1Z1 skins and buy a $120 skirt for PUBG instead
    August 14, 2017, 02:48:13 AM
  • CJmango: jeesus
    August 14, 2017, 12:10:54 PM
  • CJmango: is he hoping it'll go up in value?
    August 14, 2017, 12:11:18 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: i think he just wanted a skirt
    August 15, 2017, 10:58:58 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well you know what they say
    August 19, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
  • CJmango: play more PUBG?
    September 11, 2017, 07:27:52 PM
  • Agent Orange: I don't remember.
    September 12, 2017, 06:16:35 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I think that's right
    September 21, 2017, 11:25:51 AM
  • AnThRaX_: oh fuck i figured out how to login
    September 25, 2017, 03:14:09 PM
  • CJmango: win.
    September 25, 2017, 03:37:44 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Wait, I can have a male character that wears a skirt? Can it be pink?
    September 28, 2017, 01:21:39 PM
  • VajIsForFags: And god damn't, I let my domain lapse quite a few years ago and now it is listed for $1900... :(
    September 28, 2017, 01:22:15 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:18:51 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Destiny 2 PC clan in case anyone wants to casual it up. [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:19:05 AM
  • 311: Up here in Washington we be drawings dicks in the sky! hope your home towns are keeping up.
    November 22, 2017, 08:36:45 PM
  • nillzaaah: hi!
    December 12, 2017, 04:38:49 PM
  • CJmango: ohello
    December 17, 2017, 11:09:15 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I played League of Legends for the first time in 2 years and might be addicted again... Good thing I still don't have a computer.
    January 10, 2018, 01:50:30 PM
  • CJmango: Haha--You go to CES?
    January 13, 2018, 02:06:47 PM
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[OFPR] Member Bios
« on: October 02, 2012, 12:49:20 PM »

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Hello everyone we are creating a Member Bios timeline for OFPR.
If you could take a few minutes and in as much detail as you like answer the following questions preferably in the same format. You can leave out anything you don't want to share and add whatever you feel like you want known about you.

But please include at least Name and Join Date for they are most important for adding you to the timeline in Excel, thank you!

JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) (if you don't know exact just guess, but having the month will be important)
RECRUITED BY: (if known)
INFO: (how you found OFPR, why join, experiences with clan, did you leave and return, why)
BIO: (if you want, real name, location, schooling/ degrees, job(s), family, anything)

PLEASE see Shitty's post below as well as mine for a great indepth Member Bio.

Also, if you post a Bio and then later change something about it please update your original post and then message me on the forum and I will make sure everything is updated.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 01:12:31 PM by Shitty[OFPR] »

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« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 01:00:30 PM »

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JOIN DATE: Spring of 2006 (03/2006) maybe?!?! I was 15

RECRUITED BY: Not 100% sure but maybe Justin

INFO: Started gaming with Halo 2 for XBox, built a PC and bought Half-Life 2. A friend suggested I try the free Counter Strike Source mod that came with HL2. Played a bit and wondered upon a 24/7 OFPR Office server. Loved playing so I joined the forum and applied. Took a while and then got in, suprised all once i got a mic and they realized I was a 15 YRO punk. Stayed active for around 5-6 months during which I helped create JFPR a section of the clan for players under 18. That didn't last long and then I left to focus more on school and sports.

BIO: Walker W., graduated from Clear Lake HS in 2008 where I played tennis and baseball. Went to Wartburg College in Waverly, IA originally for Physics but ended up getting BA degrees in Political Science and History. I then moved to Mason City, IA where I found a job as a 911 Communications Officer for Cerro Gordo county. My responsibilites are to dispatch police, firefighters and county Sheriffs while answering and assisting 911 calls. I returned to OFPR in Sept of 2012, 7 years later, after the release of CS GO. Reapplied and was accepted not long after and have enjoyed my time in this long lasting gaming community.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 03:50:41 PM by FreemanWilson »

Re: Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2012, 01:07:25 PM »

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Game Name at time of join: Shitty SKillz

Join Date: 2001 or 2002, can't really remember

Recruited By: BigBob and Sadistic Sapp

Info: Was playing this legend/gem of a game called Rune, started playing on certain servers and playing with a couple OFPR members, applied, actually had a try out, and joined.  The rest is history.

Bio: Steve A., graduated HS in 1999, I am from Columbus, GA area (Phenix City, AL as well).  Joined the uniform services right after in June 1999 (USAF).  Was a Defensive Avionics/Communications/Navigation Specialist on the B-1 Bomber aka BONE before they merged changed the career field to Electronic Warfare with many other aircraft, stayed on the BONE though.  ( was stationed at Ellsworth AFB, SOUTH FUCKING DAKOTA).

  Got out in 2005 at the rank of E-5/SSgt, not by my own accord, some office jockey fucked up my paper work so I could not re-enlist.  Went on from there to work for a small little known company called Lockheed Martin adding mods/modifying the B-52 aka Buff.  THis job took me from South Dakota to fucking North Dakota, only for a few months, then down to Shreveport, Louisiana.

  Left that job (after our mods were done they said we are going back to North Dakota, Minot AFB, so I said I quit lol) to work for an even smaller company called ADT/Tyco Fire & Security on the Sensormatic side of the house working on the shit that beeps when you steal something from Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Lowes, etc. and CCTV (video Cameras).

  Thought the pasture was greener on the home burglar alarm side, so I took a job with a company called Brinks, twas not greener at all, I quit after a couple months and went to work for a local family owned business called Dandy Products where I, like a slave, installed trailer hitches, vent visors, goose necks, fifth wheels, trailer wiring, air bags, leveling kits, front bumpers, rear bumpers, front ends, shit like that and a whole lot more to vehicles and trailers alike for roughly 2.5 years.  Got tired of working like a slave and treated like one so I kept my resume up online on Monster.com.

  Low and behold, a smallish family owned/woman owned company called me with a job offer working on IDS (Intrusion Detection System) and CCTV (Cameras) on military installations (namely taking on the contract ehy recently were awarded here at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana).  Money was right, so I said yes.  CUrrently still working for them, made my way up to Field Tech II in less than 2 years, was the fastest hire they had get certified on the main IDS system and our own in house video camera software (only one approved for DoD use).  Company name is Open Roads Consulting, if you live in the Virginia area, you should know them as the people who do all the VDOT camera and information shit.  That is still my current job, 2 year mark is next month (November).

Agent Orange, aka Craig, was one of my troops when we were up in South Dakota, he was also EW/DAS (defensive avionics specialist).  There were 2 other members of OFPR that worked with us as well, but they don't come around anymore
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 01:20:51 PM by Shitty[OFPR] »
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2012, 01:17:17 PM »

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Game Name at time of join: The Duct Tape Phantom

Join Date: Early 2005
Recruited By: No idea, me and caligula got in right about the same time.

Info: I was jumping around finding random servers to rape with my shotgun, and stumbled in OFPR.  Hit it off with some of the guys and applied.

Bio: Bryan, from rural PA.  I graduated HS in 2004 went to Penn State for an Electrical Engineering degree, did 4 years before I realized how bored I was so I left and enlisted in the air force.  I'm at Hickam AFB, HI right now doing Unix server admin for a unit that exploits UAV video and pictures.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2012, 02:14:08 PM »

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JOIN DATE: 1/2003
RECRUITED BY: Xillden (aka JesusFreak)
INFO: Xillden used to touch my peepee in Diablo II, which is also probably the reason why he discovered religion and left the clan...  He and Kyle (Imperial/Starwind) then introduced me to BF 1942.  I ended up applying on their old geoshitty's website a couple weeks before it was replaced with these schnazzy new digs.
BIO: I once had sex with Freeman's mom and busted all over her chest but the crazy lady decided to scrape it up and rub it up her hoo-hah.  9 months later Freeman popped.  In order to avoid paying child support I fled the state and moved to California where I assumed a new identity.  It was while reeducating myself at the University of California, Santa Cruz that I started playing Diablo II and met the OFPR crew (yes that rhyme was intentional).  In 2006 after finishing school I moved to Oakland, CA.  I lost my job at the end of 2008 under Bush and figured why waste time looking for work in a state with 13% unemployment - so I went backpacking through Europe for 8 months.  In the spring of 2010, after living in Reno for a few months I decided to pack my backpack and hitch hike across the country.  I made it 30 miles in a bit over 5 hours so I decided to just take the train.  I arrived in the DC area at the end of May and have been here ever since (aside for a few short travels).  I got a job as a temp while Obama was/is president and then got a full time job with the organization.  Work is pretty low stress and it has awesome benefits and good pay.

nice of you to blame Bush for your short comings. 
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 02:25:17 PM by Shitty[OFPR] »
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2012, 02:43:51 PM »

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JOIN DATE: July 2000
RECRUITED BY: not recruited
INFO: Rune HoV having fun in our 6 man 2v2 arena server
BIO: Justin L from Upstate NY(not the city) Born: 6/3/85 Died: ??/??/??  Started OFPR in 2000, Graduated HS in 2003 with 67 other people.  Went to college for computer science and graduated with my BS in 2007.  Got a job as level 2 support at Lockheed Martin in March 2008.  Left Lockheed December 2011 and got a job working for the college I went to in January 2012.  I like turtles, puppies, and long walks on the beach.  I own goats.

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« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 03:08:48 PM »

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JOIN DATE: December 2005, Christmas break - ok but I'm a little confused about this because I was definitely around when Freeman and Duct Tape applied, but if they joined earlier in 2005 then I would have to have joined in December 2004. That doesn't make sense though because I spent 2004 Christmas break in a jungle.


INFO: In 2005 my family moved back to Canada, and for Christmas that year I built my first gaming PC. I had enjoyed playing CS1.6 on my older shittier computers with some school friends (including Thraxy!) so I bought CS:S and was playing a lot over the break. One night I played in OFPR's Office server and obviously enjoyed myself because I added it to my favourites and kept going back. Eventually Justin told me to come stop by the forums and apply, so I did. I believe this was near the beginning of CS:S recruiting and the wait times for joining were much shorter than they would later become, so several days later I was told to tag up - a belated but awesome Christmas present!

I continued to play CS:S for several years, along with some BF2 and 2142, up until the time the CS:S servers switched IPs and we couldn't get them popular again. OFPR CS:S is one of my fondest memories. I played a few TWL matches with the guys, although I was never very good so I wasn't much more than a sub. I did some small pieces of graphics work for the clan around this time, making an OFPR spray template that could be customized with each individual member's name as well as some pretzel graphics for the forums.

After the CS:S servers gave up the ghost I didn't have any games to play with the guys for many years. I still hung around the forums quite a bit, but my involvement tapered off around the winter of 09/10, after I moved to British Columbia. I still checked the forums but not very regularly, I'm sad to say. Aside from occasional visits, I think I was pretty much MIA from the beginning of 2010 until earlier this year. I missed OFPR and all the guys here a lot and even though it had been a long time since I'd really gamed much, I came back and became a forum rat for a while. Well now that CS:GO is out I'm obviously around daily, and I have to say it's great to see so many old members from the CS:S days coming back as well.

As for where my game name came from, I'm really not sure. It was not from the Tom Clancy book/movie, because I remember when I first started playing CS:S I went by the Russian spelling of Red October. What appealed to me about the October Revolution I do not know, but although I might pick something different if I were just starting today, Red October has proven to be a very versatile name. People still figure out who I am with names like Blue/Pink October, Cocktober, Cocktoberfest, Rocktober, Octobrah (which is what Goat called me), Tobie (ditto CJ) and of course just plain Red / October.

BIO: My name is Robyn, some of my friends call me Gibs (from my last name). I live in Ottawa, Canada at the moment. I have a Bachelor of Public Affairs and Policy Management, I work for a law firm doing court appearances in the mornings and at Gap in the evenings. I once wanted to go into politics, but now I'm not so sure I could handle it to be honest. I was supposed to start law school this fall but at the last minute I pulled out, and now I'm trying to figure out what I want to do with my life!

I had an interesting upbringing as my parents are diplomats. I was born in Toronto and am a dual Canadian/American citizen. I have lived in Mexico, Costa Rica, and Cuba in addition to Ottawa and Vancouver here in Canada. I even spent 7 months from 2004-2005 travelling around the world with my family as my parents homeschooled me through Grade 9 (or 9th grade for my American friends). I've been very lucky in that regard. The downside is that, moving around so much, I've never had the chance to build lifelong friendships. Some of my oldest friends that I still keep in touch with are actually in this clan!

Speaking of moving, I'm only in Ottawa until the end of December. After that I'm going to go spend some time in Barbados and Venezuela in the new year. Not expecting great internet connections there, so I might be game-less once again in just a few short months...

What else can I tell you. I love photography. I love napping even more. I am a fan of Formula 1 and of hockey, although I can do neither. I do play in a ball hockey league though and cheer for the Ottawa Senators when they're not being locked out.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 03:18:15 PM by Red October »

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« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 08:16:04 PM »

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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2012, 09:57:00 PM »

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JOIN DATE: If not late 2000 it was early 2001
RECRUITED BY: Asshole & Suicidal Goat
INFO: I joined OFPR by randomly joining an arena Server in Rune, I continually got my ass handed to me by both Asshole and Suicidal goat while I was named something like RandomFucktard. It was noted during this time period that I was getting better extremely fast. I had fun playing against them and kept meeting up with them again on Rune Servers and joined up because Pretzels sounded delicious. I've been around for a very long time and I can safely say I'm one of the original recruits when it started branching out.

BIO: Real life information about me? I work for a video game company in California. I ride dualsport motorcycles and dream about ditching everything and just adventure touring across the US. I don't like people all that much.

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« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2012, 10:11:34 PM »

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Found the forums in Feb 2007 and had been playing for a while before that.  Became WB in July 2007 and OFPR in August 2007.



www.usfirst.org) and a robot competition my wife and I started for colleges (www.collegiateaerialrobotics.org); probably why I like doing the voices in game. 
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 10:13:35 PM by CJmango »
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: LUCKY CHARMS (it was in caps for some reason)

JOIN DATE: I think it was around the same time as Red, so Dec 2005 I guess.


INFO: Soon after finishing HL2 for the first time, I decided it was time to finally check out CS:S. At the time I lived down the street from Scott AKA Mr. Pink (he's a dick) and he started playing around the same time I did. I think he was the one that found the Office server and told me about it. We played there consistently for a few weeks or so. I remember at the time there was a "contest" where if you knifed Shitty (Krave at the time) you could join the clan. I don't think I ever did, but I did try. I applied fairly soon after finding the server and eventually I was accepted.

I played the shit outta CS:S for a few years, competing in some of the TWL matches. At some point, a few people joined the clan who also played WoW. I don't remember exactly how, but I started playing with them... several wasted years later I decided it was time to quit, so I cancelled my subscription and came back to playing CS:S (or GW I can't remember). My interest in the game fizzled away and I went back to playing WoW on Nun's old account. Fast forward several more wasted years playing WoW, I eventually quit for good. Which brings us to now.

BIO: I was born in Canada, I live in Canada and I'm Canadian.

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2012, 11:50:08 AM »

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Lazy Korean <-- I think this was the name

God bless the person who manages the Forums, it states I join the forums on June 18, 2007, 10:22:07 PM. Been playing quite a bit prior to that but never bothered coming to the forums.
Became WB in Dec 2007 and OFPR on Jan 2008

Recruited By :
Goat maybe or Oldman?

I started playing CS back in 2000 when it was a mod/add-on to Half-Life. I was heavily addicted to SC/BW and used to CS to sort of unwind. Stopped playing CS for almost 6 years until my
my G/F asked if I played and she got the game for me. Started playing again bouncing around different servers until I found OFPR servers. Kept playing on OFPR, got to know the admins, and
actually started to pay for admin on D2 until eventually I was asked by some of the members to come by the forums. The rest is history

User name comes from my days of SC/BW and never bothered changing names. Used to play Grand Turismo on PS2/PS3 and stopped playing those also.

Real Name is Thomas. Im from Camp Humphreys, South Korea. Was borned and raised there, (off base) until I moved to the states back in 2001. (It would have been illegal for me to live
there after the age of 18 with out a working or student visa.) Moved around quite a few times from AZ to OH, back to AZ and back to OH until I came to NY. Currently work at
New York Hospital Queens Patient Finance Dept and going to school for CIS

I like playing video games (obviously) but I also enjoy building model toys? (cars,planes, bikes) and love photography.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2012, 02:36:34 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN - Whistler:Rush Till' Death

JOIN DATE - Pending (Sometime in Oct 2012)

RECRUITED BY - (The Forces of Good!!)

INFO - Always a gamer.... from the depths of my youth I have braved many consoles and myrid games to get where I am now.. From the orginal Atari/Keliko Vision onto its many Nintendo/Sega successors.. then eventually onto Playstation and its counterparts then settled into the most awesome world of PC gaming... I am a huge fan of mostly FPS and RPG/MMORPG.. BUT!! Its got to be PvP.. My most excellent journey started around 2000ish where I jumped in and started EQ 1.. aka Evercrack.. I played on the Fennin Ro server under the name Slavakk.. (Which I still use in MMO's Today).. Then a friend of mine said I should get half life and try this new "CS" mod.. I did.. and till this day CS will always be my first love... But From MMO to MMO and FPS to FPS I've played here is the list.. Everquest 1 (Fennin Ro Server) >> CS 1.5 >> Tac Ops >> Battlefield 1942 >> CS:Source >> Everquest 2 (Nagafen Server PvP) >> Battlefield 2 >> Warhammer Online (Orignal Pragg Server) >> Aion (Forgot the server name) >> Battlefield:Bad Company 2 >> Rift (Seastone Server)>> Battlefield 3 >> CS:GO... I still activly play RIFT and CS:GO.. and some off the not as important smaller games (Borderlands/Saints Row/Final Fantasy RPG's). BUT besides Video Games I am also a MULTI INSTURMENTAL Musician -- I have played music now for 23 years... I play Piano/Guitar/Bass/Drums as well as Hand Percussion and I sing as well.. I perform out playing music at least 2 times a week.. sometimes up to 4 days a week..


Name - Rickey Schnurstein
Age - 34
Birthdate - 09/13/1378
City Current - Melrose Park, IL (Near West Suburb of Chicago)
Home City - Forest Park, IL (A Nearer West Suburb of Chicago)
I have one 4 year old son of which I have full custody.. And hes growin up just how his daddy wants him too!!
I work as a Multi Unit Restaurant Manager or District Manager if you will... for Quick Service/Fast Food Concepts -- Mostly Pizza -- I have worked for Panera Bread/Dominios/Little Ceasers/and Papa John's << Which I've been with for 12 years now.
Some Occassions Ive had more than 8 restaurants at a time. Needless to say it all keeps me very busy lol..

AND OF COURSE - LONG LIVE THE SCOUT!! AND ITS MANY WONDEROUS POWERS!! I DON"T SHOOT OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO I USE THE __________ssg08 or Schmidt Scout________ SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD!!! And I WILL get you somewhere down the line!! That's a Promise..

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2012, 08:05:32 AM »

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Name; Kyle
Ingame: was Gene_Starwind then Starwind and now Imperial(changed it after SWG sucked my life away for 3 years)
Join date: Fuck if i remember, 2002?
Recruited by: Shitty and Turan in Soldier of Fortune 2 demo

Info: I love gaming, it is my stress relief. I worked and still work part time for my parents company, a Debt collection agency here in California. But due to the economy i was forced to work a second job to help pay my bills. so i picked up a part time job working at Walmart in September 2011. In 2 months i was promoted to Lead Sales Associate to train new associates and create product features. from there i was in charge of the holidays Quick Response Team in November and December. In January i took the Electronics department as Department Manager. After 6 months of 5% sales increase i made a Lateral move to Support Manager for the receiving team in charge of the truck unloading. After getting bored of that I moved back to the garden center where i started as Department Manager. From there i took a ZMS position(Zone Merchandise Supervisor).  And 3 months ago i was Promoted to Zone Manager in charge of Entertainment(Garden, Electronics, Sporting Goods, and Tire lube Express). As of right now I'm in charge of 64 Associates and 4 Departments. I have starting my training to become an Assistant Manager(Salary of 55k Starting) which is a nice pay jump from the 17/hr i make now. I guess i have a thing for retail.

I was born and raised in Southern California and here i will remain. I played with OFPR through our competition days, the good and the bad lol. I recruited several friends to play with OFPR and all have left sadly, or well become none-active. I still smoke like a chimney where the famous "BRB Smoke Break" came from. I love Tacos.

My only mistake: Recruiting Raging Orgy Nuns(LOL)

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2012, 08:56:01 AM »

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Now you just need to make one more lateral jump to a company that actually cares about its employees and doesn't have annual lawsuits against it for employee mistreatment. 

The father of some pseudo cousins of mine manages a Vons somewhere around Del Mar and he makes quite a bit of money.  They have a very nice play up on a bluff over looking the ocean.  Get your WalMart training and then start looking to jump ship as there is a good chance that other retail/supermarkets would be interested in someone who they don't even have to pay to train. 

Lastly, what's done is done.  :P
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