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  • Disrobed Monk: Comp dust2: 35 minute game
    January 11, 2017, 12:30:01 AM
  • Humblefunk: Hey strangers! I added a post in the forums but figured I'd type here to add more visibility. Johnny and I have started up the Minecraft realms server again that so many of us worked on. Come join us!
    January 19, 2017, 01:26:24 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Have any of you accepted/added me to your XBOX live friends lists?
    January 27, 2017, 10:24:03 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Dunno.  Same name as here; add me.
    January 27, 2017, 10:28:28 PM
  • hypnotics.: Hello
    January 31, 2017, 02:36:43 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: hello
    February 04, 2017, 07:54:38 PM
  • 311: Hello
    February 04, 2017, 09:41:27 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fucking pats...
    February 06, 2017, 09:57:57 AM
  • AnThRaX_: ;)
    February 08, 2017, 09:55:21 AM
  • xGraeme63x: Hello?
    March 02, 2017, 11:03:45 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Am I still alive? Am I still allowed around here?
    March 02, 2017, 11:06:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: You are dead and banned, that's why you can post!
    March 04, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Classic me. Dead as per usual.
    March 07, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
  • Agent Orange: Huh, the gaming news bot is still pulling in info from everywhere.
    March 21, 2017, 07:45:31 PM
  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
    April 04, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
    April 14, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
    April 15, 2017, 08:15:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
    May 02, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
  • Sushi K: also ace, almost forgot that one
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:45 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'
    May 11, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'm* going to have to get Arma eventually -- Most of my Steam friends have moved onto that
    May 11, 2017, 06:00:06 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Agent, I know you hate Colombians, especially of the fetal variety, but I am neither of those, so could you unblock my cellphone? :p
    May 15, 2017, 05:28:49 PM
  • VajIsForFags: (I am currently in Fetus' city: CalĂ­)
    May 15, 2017, 05:29:57 PM
  • Fetus: WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR ME???? I'll have you all know I've been busy settling down and doing my womanly duties in the kitchen. That's all I do now. Clean and work. Please end my existence.
    May 15, 2017, 08:52:53 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess its unblocked by itself already? Not sure if that VZW address caused an autoblock.
    May 16, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I was on the road so it migjg have sent a few packets a couple of times in a row. Was a bit weird.
    May 16, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fetus, welcome to being an adult. Also, the woman I pay to clean my place is totally worth it. She even changes my sheets and puts them in the wash!
    May 16, 2017, 09:58:16 PM
  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
    May 22, 2017, 09:30:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Well, you could try sleeping in someone else's filth and sweat.
    May 27, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: oo
    June 11, 2017, 01:23:08 AM
  • Fetus: oo
    June 14, 2017, 08:22:51 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry for killing the conversation...
    June 22, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: What conversation?
    June 24, 2017, 02:05:35 PM
  • Fetus: When will you come back and play ARAM with me? :'(
    June 26, 2017, 11:24:15 PM
  • VajIsForFags: When Agent buys me a laptop? :P I do miss playing. Pero tambien tengo una argentina viviendo conmigo ahora... :D
    July 07, 2017, 12:45:10 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: C'mon Agent, get the man a laptop
    July 14, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: OK let me know when it gets there
    July 17, 2017, 04:38:13 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: anyone still have invites to private torrent sites?
    July 18, 2017, 01:57:07 AM
  • CJmango: PUBG though.
    July 27, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: it went thru a phase playing that game... first started bunch of wins easy, then a ton of shit htis the fan, and now im back to wins all day everyday... that said that server desync is real... so low fps too qq
    July 29, 2017, 02:28:49 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: and when i said shit hits the fan i had like 200 games and like only 2-3 wins... last 50-60 games i have 21 wins so
    July 29, 2017, 02:29:44 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: ranking restart soon though take those SS of the server where i have 1 game played 1 win 10k 0 d and call it worth $35
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:31 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 5 million copies sold.. they should've fix way more shit by now derp
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:55 AM
  • CJmango: Yeah, I could see that.  It's a lot to fix in a short period of time too though.
    July 30, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
  • CJmango: kinda fucked up psychology too.  They made a ton of money and they could just say fuck it.  But now they have all these users and can go try and make the game better and figure out another way to extract cash from the users with crates and keys and shit
    July 30, 2017, 08:30:49 AM
  • Fetus: hats
    August 01, 2017, 07:09:44 PM
  • CJmango: HATS.
    August 01, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 400$ skirts.. lmao pubg u scare me
    August 06, 2017, 02:09:57 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: had some guy I know sell a ton of H1Z1 skins and buy a $120 skirt for PUBG instead
    August 14, 2017, 02:48:13 AM
  • CJmango: jeesus
    August 14, 2017, 12:10:54 PM
  • CJmango: is he hoping it'll go up in value?
    August 14, 2017, 12:11:18 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: i think he just wanted a skirt
    August 15, 2017, 10:58:58 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well you know what they say
    August 19, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
  • CJmango: play more PUBG?
    September 11, 2017, 07:27:52 PM
  • Agent Orange: I don't remember.
    September 12, 2017, 06:16:35 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I think that's right
    September 21, 2017, 11:25:51 AM
  • AnThRaX_: oh fuck i figured out how to login
    September 25, 2017, 03:14:09 PM
  • CJmango: win.
    September 25, 2017, 03:37:44 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Wait, I can have a male character that wears a skirt? Can it be pink?
    September 28, 2017, 01:21:39 PM
  • VajIsForFags: And god damn't, I let my domain lapse quite a few years ago and now it is listed for $1900... :(
    September 28, 2017, 01:22:15 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:18:51 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Destiny 2 PC clan in case anyone wants to casual it up. [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:19:05 AM
  • 311: Up here in Washington we be drawings dicks in the sky! hope your home towns are keeping up.
    November 22, 2017, 08:36:45 PM
  • nillzaaah: hi!
    December 12, 2017, 04:38:49 PM
  • CJmango: ohello
    December 17, 2017, 11:09:15 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I played League of Legends for the first time in 2 years and might be addicted again... Good thing I still don't have a computer.
    January 10, 2018, 01:50:30 PM
  • CJmango: Haha--You go to CES?
    January 13, 2018, 02:06:47 PM
  • Fetus: PLAY LEAGUE WITH ME NUNS
    January 18, 2018, 07:12:37 PM

Author Topic: [OFPR] Member Bios  (Read 8535 times)

[OFPR] Member Bios
« on: October 02, 2012, 12:49:20 PM »

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Hello everyone we are creating a Member Bios timeline for OFPR.
If you could take a few minutes and in as much detail as you like answer the following questions preferably in the same format. You can leave out anything you don't want to share and add whatever you feel like you want known about you.

But please include at least Name and Join Date for they are most important for adding you to the timeline in Excel, thank you!

GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN:
JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) (if you don't know exact just guess, but having the month will be important)
RECRUITED BY: (if known)
INFO: (how you found OFPR, why join, experiences with clan, did you leave and return, why)
BIO: (if you want, real name, location, schooling/ degrees, job(s), family, anything)

PLEASE see Shitty's post below as well as mine for a great indepth Member Bio.

Also, if you post a Bio and then later change something about it please update your original post and then message me on the forum and I will make sure everything is updated.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 01:12:31 PM by Shitty[OFPR] »

Re1: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 01:00:30 PM »

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NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: FreemanWilson

JOIN DATE: Spring of 2006 (03/2006) maybe?!?! I was 15

RECRUITED BY: Not 100% sure but maybe Justin

INFO: Started gaming with Halo 2 for XBox, built a PC and bought Half-Life 2. A friend suggested I try the free Counter Strike Source mod that came with HL2. Played a bit and wondered upon a 24/7 OFPR Office server. Loved playing so I joined the forum and applied. Took a while and then got in, suprised all once i got a mic and they realized I was a 15 YRO punk. Stayed active for around 5-6 months during which I helped create JFPR a section of the clan for players under 18. That didn't last long and then I left to focus more on school and sports.

BIO: Walker W., graduated from Clear Lake HS in 2008 where I played tennis and baseball. Went to Wartburg College in Waverly, IA originally for Physics but ended up getting BA degrees in Political Science and History. I then moved to Mason City, IA where I found a job as a 911 Communications Officer for Cerro Gordo county. My responsibilites are to dispatch police, firefighters and county Sheriffs while answering and assisting 911 calls. I returned to OFPR in Sept of 2012, 7 years later, after the release of CS GO. Reapplied and was accepted not long after and have enjoyed my time in this long lasting gaming community.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 03:50:41 PM by FreemanWilson »

Re: Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2012, 01:07:25 PM »

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Game Name at time of join: Shitty SKillz

Join Date: 2001 or 2002, can't really remember

Recruited By: BigBob and Sadistic Sapp

Info: Was playing this legend/gem of a game called Rune, started playing on certain servers and playing with a couple OFPR members, applied, actually had a try out, and joined.  The rest is history.

Bio: Steve A., graduated HS in 1999, I am from Columbus, GA area (Phenix City, AL as well).  Joined the uniform services right after in June 1999 (USAF).  Was a Defensive Avionics/Communications/Navigation Specialist on the B-1 Bomber aka BONE before they merged changed the career field to Electronic Warfare with many other aircraft, stayed on the BONE though.  ( was stationed at Ellsworth AFB, SOUTH FUCKING DAKOTA).

  Got out in 2005 at the rank of E-5/SSgt, not by my own accord, some office jockey fucked up my paper work so I could not re-enlist.  Went on from there to work for a small little known company called Lockheed Martin adding mods/modifying the B-52 aka Buff.  THis job took me from South Dakota to fucking North Dakota, only for a few months, then down to Shreveport, Louisiana.

  Left that job (after our mods were done they said we are going back to North Dakota, Minot AFB, so I said I quit lol) to work for an even smaller company called ADT/Tyco Fire & Security on the Sensormatic side of the house working on the shit that beeps when you steal something from Wal-Mart, Home Depot, Lowes, etc. and CCTV (video Cameras).

  Thought the pasture was greener on the home burglar alarm side, so I took a job with a company called Brinks, twas not greener at all, I quit after a couple months and went to work for a local family owned business called Dandy Products where I, like a slave, installed trailer hitches, vent visors, goose necks, fifth wheels, trailer wiring, air bags, leveling kits, front bumpers, rear bumpers, front ends, shit like that and a whole lot more to vehicles and trailers alike for roughly 2.5 years.  Got tired of working like a slave and treated like one so I kept my resume up online on Monster.com.

  Low and behold, a smallish family owned/woman owned company called me with a job offer working on IDS (Intrusion Detection System) and CCTV (Cameras) on military installations (namely taking on the contract ehy recently were awarded here at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana).  Money was right, so I said yes.  CUrrently still working for them, made my way up to Field Tech II in less than 2 years, was the fastest hire they had get certified on the main IDS system and our own in house video camera software (only one approved for DoD use).  Company name is Open Roads Consulting, if you live in the Virginia area, you should know them as the people who do all the VDOT camera and information shit.  That is still my current job, 2 year mark is next month (November).

Agent Orange, aka Craig, was one of my troops when we were up in South Dakota, he was also EW/DAS (defensive avionics specialist).  There were 2 other members of OFPR that worked with us as well, but they don't come around anymore
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« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 01:20:51 PM by Shitty[OFPR] »
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2012, 01:17:17 PM »

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Game Name at time of join: The Duct Tape Phantom

Join Date: Early 2005
Recruited By: No idea, me and caligula got in right about the same time.

Info: I was jumping around finding random servers to rape with my shotgun, and stumbled in OFPR.  Hit it off with some of the guys and applied.

Bio: Bryan, from rural PA.  I graduated HS in 2004 went to Penn State for an Electrical Engineering degree, did 4 years before I realized how bored I was so I left and enlisted in the air force.  I'm at Hickam AFB, HI right now doing Unix server admin for a unit that exploits UAV video and pictures.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2012, 02:14:08 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: RagingOrgyNuns
JOIN DATE: 1/2003
RECRUITED BY: Xillden (aka JesusFreak)
INFO: Xillden used to touch my peepee in Diablo II, which is also probably the reason why he discovered religion and left the clan...  He and Kyle (Imperial/Starwind) then introduced me to BF 1942.  I ended up applying on their old geoshitty's website a couple weeks before it was replaced with these schnazzy new digs.
BIO: I once had sex with Freeman's mom and busted all over her chest but the crazy lady decided to scrape it up and rub it up her hoo-hah.  9 months later Freeman popped.  In order to avoid paying child support I fled the state and moved to California where I assumed a new identity.  It was while reeducating myself at the University of California, Santa Cruz that I started playing Diablo II and met the OFPR crew (yes that rhyme was intentional).  In 2006 after finishing school I moved to Oakland, CA.  I lost my job at the end of 2008 under Bush and figured why waste time looking for work in a state with 13% unemployment - so I went backpacking through Europe for 8 months.  In the spring of 2010, after living in Reno for a few months I decided to pack my backpack and hitch hike across the country.  I made it 30 miles in a bit over 5 hours so I decided to just take the train.  I arrived in the DC area at the end of May and have been here ever since (aside for a few short travels).  I got a job as a temp while Obama was/is president and then got a full time job with the organization.  Work is pretty low stress and it has awesome benefits and good pay.

nice of you to blame Bush for your short comings. 
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 02:25:17 PM by Shitty[OFPR] »
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2012, 02:43:51 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN:  Asshole
JOIN DATE: July 2000
RECRUITED BY: not recruited
INFO: Rune HoV having fun in our 6 man 2v2 arena server
BIO: Justin L from Upstate NY(not the city) Born: 6/3/85 Died: ??/??/??  Started OFPR in 2000, Graduated HS in 2003 with 67 other people.  Went to college for computer science and graduated with my BS in 2007.  Got a job as level 2 support at Lockheed Martin in March 2008.  Left Lockheed December 2011 and got a job working for the college I went to in January 2012.  I like turtles, puppies, and long walks on the beach.  I own goats.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 03:08:48 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Red October

JOIN DATE: December 2005, Christmas break - ok but I'm a little confused about this because I was definitely around when Freeman and Duct Tape applied, but if they joined earlier in 2005 then I would have to have joined in December 2004. That doesn't make sense though because I spent 2004 Christmas break in a jungle.

RECRUITED BY: Justin

INFO: In 2005 my family moved back to Canada, and for Christmas that year I built my first gaming PC. I had enjoyed playing CS1.6 on my older shittier computers with some school friends (including Thraxy!) so I bought CS:S and was playing a lot over the break. One night I played in OFPR's Office server and obviously enjoyed myself because I added it to my favourites and kept going back. Eventually Justin told me to come stop by the forums and apply, so I did. I believe this was near the beginning of CS:S recruiting and the wait times for joining were much shorter than they would later become, so several days later I was told to tag up - a belated but awesome Christmas present!

I continued to play CS:S for several years, along with some BF2 and 2142, up until the time the CS:S servers switched IPs and we couldn't get them popular again. OFPR CS:S is one of my fondest memories. I played a few TWL matches with the guys, although I was never very good so I wasn't much more than a sub. I did some small pieces of graphics work for the clan around this time, making an OFPR spray template that could be customized with each individual member's name as well as some pretzel graphics for the forums.

After the CS:S servers gave up the ghost I didn't have any games to play with the guys for many years. I still hung around the forums quite a bit, but my involvement tapered off around the winter of 09/10, after I moved to British Columbia. I still checked the forums but not very regularly, I'm sad to say. Aside from occasional visits, I think I was pretty much MIA from the beginning of 2010 until earlier this year. I missed OFPR and all the guys here a lot and even though it had been a long time since I'd really gamed much, I came back and became a forum rat for a while. Well now that CS:GO is out I'm obviously around daily, and I have to say it's great to see so many old members from the CS:S days coming back as well.

As for where my game name came from, I'm really not sure. It was not from the Tom Clancy book/movie, because I remember when I first started playing CS:S I went by the Russian spelling of Red October. What appealed to me about the October Revolution I do not know, but although I might pick something different if I were just starting today, Red October has proven to be a very versatile name. People still figure out who I am with names like Blue/Pink October, Cocktober, Cocktoberfest, Rocktober, Octobrah (which is what Goat called me), Tobie (ditto CJ) and of course just plain Red / October.

BIO: My name is Robyn, some of my friends call me Gibs (from my last name). I live in Ottawa, Canada at the moment. I have a Bachelor of Public Affairs and Policy Management, I work for a law firm doing court appearances in the mornings and at Gap in the evenings. I once wanted to go into politics, but now I'm not so sure I could handle it to be honest. I was supposed to start law school this fall but at the last minute I pulled out, and now I'm trying to figure out what I want to do with my life!

I had an interesting upbringing as my parents are diplomats. I was born in Toronto and am a dual Canadian/American citizen. I have lived in Mexico, Costa Rica, and Cuba in addition to Ottawa and Vancouver here in Canada. I even spent 7 months from 2004-2005 travelling around the world with my family as my parents homeschooled me through Grade 9 (or 9th grade for my American friends). I've been very lucky in that regard. The downside is that, moving around so much, I've never had the chance to build lifelong friendships. Some of my oldest friends that I still keep in touch with are actually in this clan!

Speaking of moving, I'm only in Ottawa until the end of December. After that I'm going to go spend some time in Barbados and Venezuela in the new year. Not expecting great internet connections there, so I might be game-less once again in just a few short months...

What else can I tell you. I love photography. I love napping even more. I am a fan of Formula 1 and of hockey, although I can do neither. I do play in a ball hockey league though and cheer for the Ottawa Senators when they're not being locked out.
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 03:18:15 PM by Red October »

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 08:16:04 PM »

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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2012, 09:57:00 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Cactus Smacker
JOIN DATE: If not late 2000 it was early 2001
RECRUITED BY: Asshole & Suicidal Goat
INFO: I joined OFPR by randomly joining an arena Server in Rune, I continually got my ass handed to me by both Asshole and Suicidal goat while I was named something like RandomFucktard. It was noted during this time period that I was getting better extremely fast. I had fun playing against them and kept meeting up with them again on Rune Servers and joined up because Pretzels sounded delicious. I've been around for a very long time and I can safely say I'm one of the original recruits when it started branching out.

BIO: Real life information about me? I work for a video game company in California. I ride dualsport motorcycles and dream about ditching everything and just adventure touring across the US. I don't like people all that much.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2012, 10:11:34 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN:
CJmango

JOIN DATE:
Found the forums in Feb 2007 and had been playing for a while before that.  Became WB in July 2007 and OFPR in August 2007.

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BIO:
www.usfirst.org) and a robot competition my wife and I started for colleges (www.collegiateaerialrobotics.org); probably why I like doing the voices in game. 
« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 10:13:35 PM by CJmango »
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2012, 01:58:24 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: LUCKY CHARMS (it was in caps for some reason)

JOIN DATE: I think it was around the same time as Red, so Dec 2005 I guess.

RECRUITED BY: Justin?

INFO: Soon after finishing HL2 for the first time, I decided it was time to finally check out CS:S. At the time I lived down the street from Scott AKA Mr. Pink (he's a dick) and he started playing around the same time I did. I think he was the one that found the Office server and told me about it. We played there consistently for a few weeks or so. I remember at the time there was a "contest" where if you knifed Shitty (Krave at the time) you could join the clan. I don't think I ever did, but I did try. I applied fairly soon after finding the server and eventually I was accepted.

I played the shit outta CS:S for a few years, competing in some of the TWL matches. At some point, a few people joined the clan who also played WoW. I don't remember exactly how, but I started playing with them... several wasted years later I decided it was time to quit, so I cancelled my subscription and came back to playing CS:S (or GW I can't remember). My interest in the game fizzled away and I went back to playing WoW on Nun's old account. Fast forward several more wasted years playing WoW, I eventually quit for good. Which brings us to now.

BIO: I was born in Canada, I live in Canada and I'm Canadian.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2012, 11:50:08 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN:
Lazy Korean <-- I think this was the name

JOIN DATE:
God bless the person who manages the Forums, it states I join the forums on June 18, 2007, 10:22:07 PM. Been playing quite a bit prior to that but never bothered coming to the forums.
Became WB in Dec 2007 and OFPR on Jan 2008

Recruited By :
Goat maybe or Oldman?

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I started playing CS back in 2000 when it was a mod/add-on to Half-Life. I was heavily addicted to SC/BW and used to CS to sort of unwind. Stopped playing CS for almost 6 years until my
my G/F asked if I played and she got the game for me. Started playing again bouncing around different servers until I found OFPR servers. Kept playing on OFPR, got to know the admins, and
actually started to pay for admin on D2 until eventually I was asked by some of the members to come by the forums. The rest is history


User name comes from my days of SC/BW and never bothered changing names. Used to play Grand Turismo on PS2/PS3 and stopped playing those also.

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Real Name is Thomas. Im from Camp Humphreys, South Korea. Was borned and raised there, (off base) until I moved to the states back in 2001. (It would have been illegal for me to live
there after the age of 18 with out a working or student visa.) Moved around quite a few times from AZ to OH, back to AZ and back to OH until I came to NY. Currently work at
New York Hospital Queens Patient Finance Dept and going to school for CIS

I like playing video games (obviously) but I also enjoy building model toys? (cars,planes, bikes) and love photography.

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« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2012, 02:36:34 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN - Whistler:Rush Till' Death

JOIN DATE - Pending (Sometime in Oct 2012)

RECRUITED BY - (The Forces of Good!!)

INFO - Always a gamer.... from the depths of my youth I have braved many consoles and myrid games to get where I am now.. From the orginal Atari/Keliko Vision onto its many Nintendo/Sega successors.. then eventually onto Playstation and its counterparts then settled into the most awesome world of PC gaming... I am a huge fan of mostly FPS and RPG/MMORPG.. BUT!! Its got to be PvP.. My most excellent journey started around 2000ish where I jumped in and started EQ 1.. aka Evercrack.. I played on the Fennin Ro server under the name Slavakk.. (Which I still use in MMO's Today).. Then a friend of mine said I should get half life and try this new "CS" mod.. I did.. and till this day CS will always be my first love... But From MMO to MMO and FPS to FPS I've played here is the list.. Everquest 1 (Fennin Ro Server) >> CS 1.5 >> Tac Ops >> Battlefield 1942 >> CS:Source >> Everquest 2 (Nagafen Server PvP) >> Battlefield 2 >> Warhammer Online (Orignal Pragg Server) >> Aion (Forgot the server name) >> Battlefield:Bad Company 2 >> Rift (Seastone Server)>> Battlefield 3 >> CS:GO... I still activly play RIFT and CS:GO.. and some off the not as important smaller games (Borderlands/Saints Row/Final Fantasy RPG's). BUT besides Video Games I am also a MULTI INSTURMENTAL Musician -- I have played music now for 23 years... I play Piano/Guitar/Bass/Drums as well as Hand Percussion and I sing as well.. I perform out playing music at least 2 times a week.. sometimes up to 4 days a week..

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Name - Rickey Schnurstein
Age - 34
Birthdate - 09/13/1378
City Current - Melrose Park, IL (Near West Suburb of Chicago)
Home City - Forest Park, IL (A Nearer West Suburb of Chicago)
I have one 4 year old son of which I have full custody.. And hes growin up just how his daddy wants him too!!
I work as a Multi Unit Restaurant Manager or District Manager if you will... for Quick Service/Fast Food Concepts -- Mostly Pizza -- I have worked for Panera Bread/Dominios/Little Ceasers/and Papa John's << Which I've been with for 12 years now.
Some Occassions Ive had more than 8 restaurants at a time. Needless to say it all keeps me very busy lol..

AND OF COURSE - LONG LIVE THE SCOUT!! AND ITS MANY WONDEROUS POWERS!! I DON"T SHOOT OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO I USE THE __________ssg08 or Schmidt Scout________ SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD!!! And I WILL get you somewhere down the line!! That's a Promise..

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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2012, 08:05:32 AM »

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Name; Kyle
Ingame: was Gene_Starwind then Starwind and now Imperial(changed it after SWG sucked my life away for 3 years)
Join date: Fuck if i remember, 2002?
Recruited by: Shitty and Turan in Soldier of Fortune 2 demo

Info: I love gaming, it is my stress relief. I worked and still work part time for my parents company, a Debt collection agency here in California. But due to the economy i was forced to work a second job to help pay my bills. so i picked up a part time job working at Walmart in September 2011. In 2 months i was promoted to Lead Sales Associate to train new associates and create product features. from there i was in charge of the holidays Quick Response Team in November and December. In January i took the Electronics department as Department Manager. After 6 months of 5% sales increase i made a Lateral move to Support Manager for the receiving team in charge of the truck unloading. After getting bored of that I moved back to the garden center where i started as Department Manager. From there i took a ZMS position(Zone Merchandise Supervisor).  And 3 months ago i was Promoted to Zone Manager in charge of Entertainment(Garden, Electronics, Sporting Goods, and Tire lube Express). As of right now I'm in charge of 64 Associates and 4 Departments. I have starting my training to become an Assistant Manager(Salary of 55k Starting) which is a nice pay jump from the 17/hr i make now. I guess i have a thing for retail.

I was born and raised in Southern California and here i will remain. I played with OFPR through our competition days, the good and the bad lol. I recruited several friends to play with OFPR and all have left sadly, or well become none-active. I still smoke like a chimney where the famous "BRB Smoke Break" came from. I love Tacos.

My only mistake: Recruiting Raging Orgy Nuns(LOL)



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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2012, 08:56:01 AM »

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Now you just need to make one more lateral jump to a company that actually cares about its employees and doesn't have annual lawsuits against it for employee mistreatment. 

The father of some pseudo cousins of mine manages a Vons somewhere around Del Mar and he makes quite a bit of money.  They have a very nice play up on a bluff over looking the ocean.  Get your WalMart training and then start looking to jump ship as there is a good chance that other retail/supermarkets would be interested in someone who they don't even have to pay to train. 

Lastly, what's done is done.  :P
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« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2012, 12:18:28 AM »

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I love how everyone gets on the "fuck Walmart it doesn't care about its employees bandwagon." I've worked there 2 years, 1 year part time. i started at $8.40/hr. im now at 17/hr. Weekends off, 15% discount, i buy in 100$ a paycheck into stocks and they match me 75% of what i invest at the end of year. Decent 401K. Management is super cool(but i guess that is store to store so each is different.) i really cant complain when they wanna throw money my way. Each store is different. some have a bad experience, but mine has been great. I never thought i would find myself working for them, but like i told my first Assistant Manager when i transferred out of her department to another and she got upset "Whoever has deeper pockets gets my affection". Could give to fucks who i work for or what im doing, if the price is right.

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« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2012, 02:24:57 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Goat

JOIN DATE: 12/2007

RECRUITED BY: Justin? Fatty & I were recruited at the same time :P

INFO: Started with CS back in 2007 because of my older brother, stumbled across the OFPR D2 and Office services, ended up applying and joining the crew. Creeped out/entertained by most of them. Stayed pretty active for a couple years, came to college and have been intermittently active (if you want to call it that) since.

BIO: Dan S. from Northwestern NJ. Currently a senior attending King's College as a double major in Biology and Neuroscience with a pre-med focus graduating in May. Involved in far too much stuff on campus. Lots of volunteering. Work and manage a job site in an Emergency Department for Scribe America here. Currently applying to medical schools. Trying to save the world, yanno?

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« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2012, 05:30:13 PM »

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The guy above me, Leader and CEO of the Nipple High Pants club.
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« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2012, 06:55:57 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2012, 07:31:56 PM »

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The guy above me, Leader and CEO of the Nipple High Pants club.

Bahahah, yes. Drewboi was talking about this in vent yesterday.

and shaves his pubes on your porch.

Gotta get the job done somewhere  ::)

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« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2012, 12:25:25 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN - Battousai
JOIN DATE - 2007ish
RECRUITED BY - Goat, Mango, Justin

INFO - Woh. I love gaming, although lately I have taken an extreme hault to touching my computer. My story begins by playing CSS for a year or two middle school/freshman year when I met goat(Dan) in my high school band (NEERDDSS). Was it marching band!? I had started to play in OFPR when they had a gg server, and when Dan, his brother, and their friend had been playing too. After a while of playing and meeting a bunch of the guys, i was recruited as a little high schooler to play. I luckily got to compete in a few matches, which was incredibly kick ass. I recently bought CS:GO and wanted to see who was around/wanted to get back into some good hardcore shootin. I'm listed as an OPFR retired but would like to change that soon.

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Name - Anthony D.
Home City - Northern Bumblefuck, N.J.

Currently a Junior at TCNJ as a Civil Engineer. I am hoping to pursue Environmental Engineering with a few connections i have at the moment. I grew up in the woods and I love them trees to death.



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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2012, 03:45:15 PM »

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JOINING NAME: Epic Noodle
JOINING DATE: PENDING
STARTED PLAYING: CS:CZ 2006, then moved to source a year later.

NAME: CLAYTON
BIRTH PLACE: KANSAS CITY, MO
AGE: 20
OCCUPATION: 2A6X1 AIR FORCE
HISTORY: PLAYED CS:CZ quite often in 2006. Moved to DoD and began realism, moved to CS:S and DoD:S around 2007. Predominately played CS:S and DoD:S until around 2009 then began buying random shit on steam and playing that. Bought CS:GO in 2012, and here we are.

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« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2012, 09:43:51 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: SOOLEE
JOIN DATE: (a short time after battlefield 1942 came out. maybe around 2002.)

RECRUITED BY: I think it was Ass, or Star, or Rage. Im not sure

INFO: (I found OFPR by jumping bf42 servers and coming across some of the guys in the game. I joined for the same reson we all join, these guys make you feel welcome and part of a family. IDK if i ever really left, i just become kind of AFK once in a while. that might last a couple of years or one. my internet home page has always been OFPR and i always check in time to time. Id love to spend more time online with the guys but internet gaming doesnt really fly with women very well. So i do what i can and read what i can. i may not be here all the time but i always come around.

BIO:  real name, Jamie Soulliere - you can look me up on FB. Chester from Linkin Park is my Pic.
 location, St, Thomas Ontario Canada
 schooling/ degrees, I went to college for policing and couldnt care to become one after i graduated
 job, i work in the auto industry for a company called Magna
 family, Im devorced with one 11yr old girl. :) she is my everything.
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« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2012, 06:32:37 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN:
Starscreamer

JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) (if you don't know exact just guess, but having the month will be important)
September? 15th?

RECRUITED BY: (if known)
BikeThief/Shitty

INFO: (how you found OFPR, why join, experiences with clan, did you leave and return, why)
Just bought CS:GO and used matchmaking. After the first 30 seconds of derpiness, I went onto the community server list and clicked "Filter by player slots available" tab and here I am today. I enjoy it. Best community I've been apart of. Used to run a GMOD community for RP/Dark RP with a friend of mine and this one is much more efficient and kind (even more so that myself :P)

BIO: (if you want, real name, location, schooling/ degrees, job(s), family, anything)

Name's Tim. (can call me the best, that works too.) I live in Tampa Florida and have been my whole life. Currently in my third year of Community College, switched majors after the first year. Planned on doing Music Education but Music Theory tore me a new one. I was born the youngest of my 3 siblings. All brothers. My father is retired USAF (E-9/CMSGT) and I was lucky enough not to travel much because he was about to retire as I was born. My other brother is retired USMC and served as Field Artillery and now works for SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics or SRT). My other brother is currently serving in the USAF as field logistics and communication specialist. I am the oddball and decided not to join the military. Was thinking about going in the USMC and hoping to get Sharpshooter/marksman but I didn't want to go in when everyone else in my family did? I am also related to a famous german brewer. There's a museum with my last name that I will check out before I die lol.

     I am now studying Financial Accounting to not become an account. That's right, I wish not to become an accountant. After I complete my Bachelors I will go into my local police academy and work at the local level for 3-5 years and apply to the FBI with a specialized degree in Accounting. I am using my degree to get me into the FBI and hope to become a field operative and not a white collar desk jockey... But everyone has to roll the rice eventually. If I fail, I at least will get my CPA and work for some law firm that audits corporations.

      I can read bass clef, played bass guitar and tuba (yeah, that's the sex man's instrument, be afraid) and I like to read about post apocalyptic events and novels. Favorite book is 1984 by George Orwell although I do enjoy Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. After I graduated high school, I played CoD 4 for months. This was the team I played for: (http://gamebattles.majorleaguegaming.com/xbox360/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-2/team/ratedrtm) but it doesn't go back to 2009. We placed 1st out of 60,000 teams and became sponsored by Turtle Beach in 09. I would wake up and play until I went to bed for months. We were going to go into MLG and we did but I went into the real world instead and got a job... I wish I kept on playing, who knows, maybe I would of been a decent player in MLG. But those were good times. I dominated local tournaments for 1v1's and 2v2's but haven't been in ages. Gave my Xbox to my brother so I have no console but I PC Game instead now. That, I do not regret. I currently work as a clerk for a gas station and told myself I would find another job after my second year. Well, I just passed my 3rd year. What the hell is wrong with me lol I did a lot of WW2/Vietnam war history research for years and wanted to become a Weaponologist (Person who creates and tests weapons) but a triple major didn't sound too hot and I suck at science... So I gave up on that. Also did chorus in high school for 3 years. Made this ages ago... Before I bought my capture card... But used to be this good haha ( ) I share that account with someone else so most of those aren't mine.

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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2012, 09:35:48 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Reconisance
JOIN DATE: April 12, 2006, 11:15:38 PM, so says the forums.
RECRUITED BY: Ass, or Imperial I believe
INFO: I got MY first comp fall/winter of 04, played CS:CZ on dialup, graduated to CSS and GW. Loved office with a passion and joined. Got on house arrest for a few months in which my online 'life' greatly proliferated. 'Nuff said.
BIO: Kyle #2, aka Chocolate Thunder. 22, living in Iowa City, working in the NICU and the U of I Hospital. Combat Medic in the national guard, with the resulting EMT status. Used to rock OFPR with Mangus as many of you remember. This clan has really been the only gaming community I've ever been seriously interested in, and being such I still carry the tag through every online game I play. The tag has just become part of my name.

I do miss the good ole days. We all get older, but we never have to grow up.

ALSO, for anyone who doesnt know me, Reconisance is exactly how I meant to spell it. i hate retyping double letters a million times, especially in the days when we changed our names nightly. <adrianalima3
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« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2012, 10:14:05 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Reconisance
JOIN DATE: April 12, 2006, 11:15:38 PM, so says the forums.
RECRUITED BY: Ass, or Imperial I believe
INFO: I got MY first comp fall/winter of 04, played CS:CZ on dialup, graduated to CSS and GW. Loved office with a passion and joined. Got on house arrest for a few months in which my online 'life' greatly proliferated. 'Nuff said.
BIO: Kyle #2, aka Chocolate Thunder. 22, living in Iowa City, working in the NICU and the U of I Hospital. Combat Medic in the national guard, with the resulting EMT status. Used to rock OFPR with Mangus as many of you remember. This clan has really been the only gaming community I've ever been seriously interested in, and being such I still carry the tag through every online game I play. The tag has just become part of my name.

I do miss the good ole days. We all get older, but we never have to grow up.

ALSO, for anyone who doesnt know me, Reconisance is exactly how I meant to spell it. i hate retyping double letters a million times, especially in the days when we changed our names nightly. <adrianalima3

You also forgot to mention that part where you keep trying to steal people's pants.


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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2012, 08:24:18 AM »

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« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2012, 10:43:46 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: AnThRaX / ThraxyWaxy

JOIN DATE: I have no idea lol. Around the same time as Xtreme I think..

RECRUITED BY: Red October I guess. I went by his house after high school one day and we played some CSS in office and I became an instant server regular (like HOURS a day).

INFO: As I said, I found the server because of Red October. I ended up playing there obsessively. I'm a pretty chatty person in text in-game so I befriended a lot of OFPR and regulars there and ended up on the forums and lurking in vent (I talked even less than I do now if you can imagine that). I liked the server and a lot of the members so I decided to apply and I got in after a couple months wait. The clan was doing really well back then so we could afford to be patient with our applicants. I'm sure it took longer than it should have because I didn't talk in vent and people didn't like that. After I got in I kept playing a lot and I ended up getting into the competitive side as well with TWL since I was pretty decent, even though my lack of communication hurt the team.

I did end up leaving the clan because of an over-blown hacking incident which I won't go into in public and ended joining a small clan with a few friends & former OFPR regulars. We played a lot of warcraft 3 and still played CSS and did some stuff with CAL. In one match we won with a guy going 35-0 on T side which was hilarious. Eventually that group kinda died down as people started to do their own stuff more and I got lonely again. I ended up "un-retiring" from the OFPR forums and became a regular again. After I slowly made my way back to being friendly with OFPR in general I re-applied and they let me back in on a mixed vote. After that I stayed involved with the server a lot, I think I got back into competitive play as well.

CSS kinda died down a while after that and we went into some dark days where it was just a few people checking the forums regularly and it pretty much went whole days at a time with 1 or 0 posts. There were some people who played Guild Wars but there wasn't one game that brought us all together again until Battlefield 3. A bunch of us got BF3 and we got a server, and old members started coming back to play. We got a few new recruits but BF3 was ultimately a fail mostly/entirely due to EA's incompetence and difficulties with managing the server. Thankfully CSGO came out, we jumped on that quickly, got our server popular with some really hard work from key members like myself, justin, CJ, October, nill, and too many others to name. A lot of you reading this probably are new here so we can thank CSGO for getting y'alls.

BIO: I live in Ottawa, which is the capital city of Canada and incredibly boring. I went to the same high school as James Duthie, some of you fellow Canadians might know the name. I've been in a gifted program since I was in grade 4, mostly because I have always been good at math and I could read a few grades above my age since I was 3. I completed Grade 1 and Senior kindergarten in the same year instead of two, so I basically skipped a grade and have been the youngest kid in all my classes until University. I went to university locally and got a Bachelors of Social Science: Honors with Specialization in Sociology w/ a Minor in Psychology. It was a four year program and I graduated this spring/summer but did not attend my ceremony because I didn't want to sit in a hot stuffy robe for 4 hours.

I am currently unemployed and trying to find a job I won't hate. I really like bacon, even turkey bacon. I love sports, LOVE them. I watch a lot of soccer, tennis, baseball, basketball, college basketball, football, and college football. I also occasionally watch some UFC. My favorite teams are the Toronto Blue Jays and New England Patriots, and I generally sway in and out of fandom for a variety of other teams based on their players, play-style, coaches, etc. For example I kinda like the Colts now because I've been a big Andrew Luck fan for a couple years now and it's a really good story. I don't really like hockey, even though I'm Canadian. I play soccer a couple nights a week recreationally, and I also play tennis for fun in the spring/summer. I have won small amounts of money at a local tennis tournament each of the past two years. I like to cook in my spare time, I love going to movies and watching them at home (I've seen around 180 movies per year the last 4 years, including around 60 a year in theaters). I play a lot of video games as well, on the PC, XBOX 360, PS3, and formerly on the Gameboy Color, N64, and PS2. I have a small movie collection, around 125, and about 20 seasons worth of various TV shows. My favorite TV shows are Firefly, Breaking Bad, Dexter, and Futurama. Currently I am really enjoying The Bitch in Apartment 23, Castle, and Cougartown. I like pretty much any kind of movie, even chick flicks, and go to see at least one movie a week on average. I saw Red Dawn on Tuesday and The Imposter on Saturday. If you're ever looking for a movie recommendation you can ask me, I probably have something good for you.

I am an only child, unfortunately, and I have no family in town. My dad is French-Canadian, like Zenon and Crazyfrog, and his family mostly lives in a town in Quebec about 3 hours away from me. My mom is Canadian from the Western provinces and her family is scattered around there with some in British Columbia, Alberta, and Saskatchewan. Pretty much the only family members I like are on my mom's side so we don't get to see them very often. I have a cousin who is really geeky and I get along the best with her but we only get to hang out once every 2 or 3 years. My mom's parents are cool too, really nice and my grandma is an amazing baker. Every year she mails us a big box of her baking for Christmas and I put on a couple pounds eating that all up. I still live with my parents because I like being relatively spoiled but I am planning on moving in with a friend in March so that should be exciting.

I suck at dancing, I almost always wear a baseball cap, I hate the Wii, Kinect, and PS Move, I love eating Subway, I don't have a car or a driver's license, I am a fast reader and a fast typer, I watch way too much porn, and my last girlfriend was completely insane because that's pretty much the only type of girl I can land ;)

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

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« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2012, 02:12:49 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: johnny/mr. johnny

JOIN DATE: november 2012. i guess if this clan holds up for years to come, ill be apart of OFPR generation GO

RECRUITED BY: a grown man by the name of Shitty. also a man named DuckPlunger

INFO: my name is johnny, but only you guys and a hand full of girls actually call me that. i actually go by my last name... Carvalho yeah thats right, its portuguese. im not 100% tho. im also a mix of italian and irish. i am from and have always lived in massachusetts. this means i am a diehard NE sports fan, especially pro sports. im not too big on college sports. i have quite a large family. 7 bothers and sisters. there's katie, kelly, robby, steven, caitlyn, michael, jimmy, and me johnny. the oldest is 39 and the youngest is 20. i actually have a nephew that only a year younger than me. we dont share the same parents tho. my parents had two kids, there is also 2 on my dads side and 3 on my moms side and one is step. explaining this to people over the years has always been fun.

i went and am going to school for writing. i love writing, but hate reading. yeah, you figure that one out, cus i cant. im a big movie buff and tv fiend. im that asshole in the friend group that knows all the trivia, and do you know that moment when you forget the guy's name who was in that movie with the thing and the girl who kinda looks like a girl you know? id ask something like can u say a line. youll say "the say like my favorite love song was written about a..." before they can finish"A SANDWICH...27 DRESSES!" yeah ive seen 27 dresses. not too bad. i wrote a paper on it in a college course entitle romantic comedy. yeah, i went there. another ironic thing about me loving to write, is i dont like capitalizing shit. waste of time.

ive been playing games most of my life. ever since my father brought home nintendo 64 in 95. so turok is my first video game. i started playing cs (1.2) when my brother jimmy introduced me to it in early 2000. got my own copy a bit later in the year and have been playing off and on until GO. i played in cal matches, owned my own clans and servers and even considered going pro like my brother did for awhile. but things like friends and poker and females ruined that dream. i still consider the best 10$ i ever spent was when i rebought CS on steam. i play a shit load of different games, and tend to play them into the ground. if i like you, im playing you to you cry for jesus!

i was inspired by thrax's comment about wearing hats a lot to make this post. i do wear hats all the time. its a black beanie with a rim. yes i wore it to graduation. yes i wore it to prom. yes ive worn it to job aplications. yes i have slept in it. and yes i have showered in it. its easy to clean that way too. i wear it ganster tho. slight up and to the right. i have 3 total. 2 are the same, being 6 years apart in age, and 1 being a thicker winter version. i love my hat. i once took an espanol for beginners class in college. the teacher, being a spanish national and devout catholic, frowned upon the wearing of hats indoors. i then proceeded to drop the class. i waited all throughout highshcool to wear my hat in a classroom, this motha fucka aint stoping me now.
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« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2012, 07:34:05 PM »

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Johnny has some serious dedication to that hat.
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« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2012, 12:29:55 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: DuckPlunger

JOIN DATE: 08/12

RECRUITED BY: Argh / CJ / Bike (I cant really remember, but Argh was one of the first I talked to)

INFO: I HATED office with a passion, but when GO first launched... OFPR had one of the very first operational "themed" servers, with admins on stand by. Iv always had really good luck with servers that stuck to one map (i'd add them all to my Fav list, than weed them out later). At first, I was kinda trolling the server. I was (not trying to pull a knives) 24-2 or something like that, And every time I killed someone I would ask if I could join. To counter my trolling, CJ would post "www.ofprclan.com" and make funny voices at the end of each match, so I figured "what the hell" ill check it out. To my loving eyes, I saw OFPR was full of semi trolls like me. So I figured id give the clan life a try again.                                                             

BIO: Cody B. From Dallas Tx. Enlisted in 05 (USMC 0844). been playing CS for about 11 years now ( pre steam days ) Iv been in multiple leagues. I was with [MOJO] from 2003-05.

Iv worked for Retro gaming company most my life. I just recently sold all my consoles (post 2005), I still have all my retros in storage. Iv also recently joined a buddy, doing pod casts for his site www.bluegamer.net. With that iv been trying to put our name out as best I can, and hes posted our site on his page. I wish to run and or be apart of a gaming review company. I know everyone wants to do that, but this is just what I want. I don't want to sound like im a know it all... but iv played my fair share of games.


Im no good at this kinda shit.....
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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2012, 03:26:08 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN:  Disrobed Monk
JOIN DATE:  Some time in the not so distant past
RECRUITED BY:  I was recruited??  Better move to Canada
INFO:  CS:GO office server was one of three my mac will run.  Enjoyed the crowd.
BIO:  My name is Doug.  I'm a graduate of Linfield college with three degrees (business management, business marketing, and economics), two minors (theater and creative writing).  I grew up and am back to living in Seattle.  Born on Valentines day, I'm currently 23.  My friends consider me a jackass of a gentleman (or a soulless bastard with a heart of gold).  My nickname through college was Old Black Man (my last name is White and I am pale as all hell) because of musical tastes and apparent old soul.  My comedic style is very sarcastic and maniacal; so if I offend, too bad, I didn't mean to.
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« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2013, 12:25:11 PM »

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NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Agent Orange

JOIN DATE: Around 2002

RECRUITED BY: Shitty

Gaming Info: I started gaming on the Commodore 128 in 1985. I joined OFPR in around 2002 because I served in the USAF with Shitty fixing planes. He was talking about Soldier of Fortune II on the truck and I chimed in because I ran a popular SOF II server. At that point I was in my first gaming clan [N]ightmare. I was leaving them because it was turning into something I didn't like and they wanted me to run it. They went on to found their own gameserver rental company that failed and they don't exist anymore. At that point in time, OFPR was moving into new games, including BF1942. I stayed as an active gamer through BF1942, BF: Vietnam, BF2, CS:S (inactive after a couple of years), and BF3. I'm relatively an inactive gamer as of CS:GO. For OFPR I'm the general IT guy and run the background technology.

BIO: I graduated High School in 2000 and enrolled into Community College for Management of Information Systems. I also signed up to join the USAF as I had always planned to serve my country for at least one term. I was called up early and only finished a semester of Community College. I was enlisted until 2006 as a Staff Sergeant/E-5 and was recruited to work for the DoD before I separated from the USAF in Flight Test to maintain their avionics systems for the bomber fleet as a WG-13. I have since moved on to work for a large defense contractor for aerospace. I'm currently an engineer and working on my BS in IT, though my job currently has little to do with IT.

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« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2013, 06:47:14 PM »

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NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Agent Orange

JOIN DATE: Around 2002

RECRUITED BY: Shitty

Gaming Info: I started gaming on the Commodore 128 in 1985. I joined OFPR in around 2002 because I served in the USAF with Shitty fixing planes. He was talking about Soldier of Fortune II on the truck and I chimed in because I ran a popular SOF II server. At that point I was in my first gaming clan [N]ightmare. I was leaving them because it was turning into something I didn't like and they wanted me to run it. They went on to found their own gameserver rental company that failed and they don't exist anymore. At that point in time, OFPR was moving into new games, including BF1942. I stayed as an active gamer through BF1942, BF: Vietnam, BF2, CS:S (inactive after a couple of years), and BF3. I'm relatively an inactive gamer as of CS:GO. For OFPR I'm the general IT guy and run the background technology.

BIO: I graduated High School in 2000 and enrolled into Community College for Management of Information Systems. I also signed up to join the USAF as I had always planned to serve my country for at least one term. I was called up early and only finished a semester of Community College. I was enlisted until 2006 as a Staff Sergeant/E-5 and was recruited to work for the DoD before I separated from the USAF in Flight Test to maintain their avionics systems for the bomber fleet as a WG-13. I have since moved on to work for a large defense contractor for aerospace. I'm currently an engineer and working on my BS in IT, though my job currently has little to do with IT.

And thus Craig's Ascension to god hood.


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« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2013, 08:11:54 PM »

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NAME: Grant
JOIN: THE MONTH OF LOVE; FEBRUARY 2013
RECRUITED BY: FREEMAN WILSON
WE KNOWZ EACH UTHER IN REAL LIFEZ. HE SHOWED ME THE AWESOME THAT IS CSGOz! DEN I PLAY WIFF HIM ALL WINTER BREAK. GET WB IN JAN, FULLROD IN FEB. I DEDICATE THIZ TO MY VALENTINE THRAX <3

anyways, my name is Grant, currently a student at Iowa State University, originally from the great Clear Lake, Iowa. #iluvthrax

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« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2013, 09:42:55 AM »

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Johnny you want to be a writer? Pm I might have something for you. Its learning to write from an actual author. You might learn something. Let me know if you want it I forgot to give it away on my blog so if you want it its yours

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« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2013, 12:06:38 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: The Grapist or Broseph Stalin
JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) 09/2012
RECRUITED BY: Bikethief I think?
INFO: I started playing the Office server with my sister. We liked the group and decided to apply. I've been a member of several clans in the past, and this is by far the best.
BIO: My real name is Rony Giraldo. I live in the state of Georgia. I am a Criminal Justice major at Kennesaw State University. I grew up in South Florida, but moved to Georgia at the age of 21.

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« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2013, 12:15:36 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: The Grapist or Broseph Stalin
JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) 09/2012
RECRUITED BY: Bikethief I think?
INFO: I started playing the Office server with my sister. We liked the group and decided to apply. I've been a member of several clans in the past, and this is by far the best.
BIO: My real name is Rony Giraldo. I live in the state of Georgia. I am a Criminal Justice major at Kennesaw State University. I grew up in South Florida, but moved to Georgia at the age of 21.
Yeah fuck you other clans.

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« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2013, 01:29:50 AM »

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Aw, Rony made a bio, now our anonymity is gone.

GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: The Fetus Maira

JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) 09/2012

RECRUITED BY: Warlord if I remember correctly

INFO:  After getting burnt out by running a Team Fortress 2 server, I decided I would stop playing TF2 because the game was more boring than my second most common time consumer: Staring at the ceiling. I played Counter-Strike way back in the day when I was a little brat that still pee'd her pants, so when CS:GO was released I was like "Awww yeeehhhh". I played the beta, decided I enjoyed it, and decided to keep playing. Office has always been one of my favorite servers, and it's always been and will forever be the first map I play whenever I load up any Counter-Strike after not playing it for an extended period of time. I played on a few Office servers, but OFPR was the coolest one by far. At first I was pretty quiet, running around looking at everyone's conversations and giggling to myself whilst not contributing a single thing. Eventually though, I decided to start typing sarcastic responses to people in chat, and people would question what I was, how a fetus could type etc. Basically people were pretty amused by my continuous affirmation that I was in fact a fetus living within a jar with WiFi. Really, I was just having fun being sarcastic and trolling people while sucking at CS:GO. During that time I talked to a lot of OFPR members, and eventually Warlord told me that I should apply. Since I liked everyone I'd met from OFPR I decided to give it a shot but not without dragging my brother with me. If I was to become the pawn of some sick secret organization plotting to take over the world utilizing food items and sarcastic humor, then he would naturally have to join me. And thus, I applied to OFPR with Rony and was eventually accepted (Something that many members will forever regret). I realize this is super long but I have a terrible habit of over explaining things because I like to make myself feel special since I'm a failure at life.

BIO: My real name is Maira Giraldo, as many of you already know. I was born in Florida but currently reside in Georgia with my Parents, and Rony. I am not actually a fetus, however I do sometimes wonder what life would be like if I was. Could I swim in my own pee without having to ponder the horribly unsanitary conditions I am in? Could I use my umbilical cord to jump from tree to tree like a money? Could I use my stem cells to develop claws to kill unsuspecting potential mothers? Anyways, I'm 20 years old and am currently going to college for Biological Engineering. My plan is to recreate the dinosaurs in order to destroy humanity. I can elaborate on my plan if you so desire, just not here since my post is already long enough as it is. Sometimes I like to walk around my house pretending I'm a cat. My parents probably think I'm crazy, but they love me either way.. They don't really have a choice I guess. Rony and I often have meowing battles with each other, as well as clawing battles. I'm growing my nails out so I can forever win.  I tend to ramble a lot and I don't talk to strangers very often. Usually when someone new comes into vent I'm more quiet than usual. I spend way too much time analyzing people and forming theories about what they are going to do, what they are thinking, or what they have done. Often times I'm relatively accurate. This also goes hand in hand with the well known fact that I tend to stalk people on the internet. I would like to clarify that I do this simply for the sake of knowing that I am capable of finding people and not for the sake of actually stalking people. Once I find your facebooks I never look at them again, and forget everything I saw after about 15 minutes. I have terrible memory. I also get lost very easily. I also trip really easily. I'm also really short. I also sound like a little boy. I don't know why I'm still typing. I'm just rambling at this point. Okay, I'm done. Hi.
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« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2013, 10:09:18 AM »

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How many rabbits do you have?  Are you slowly building a fur coat as they die?  I mean, I wouldn't blame you because they have some of the softest fur I have ever felt.
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« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2013, 11:45:31 AM »

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So much sad. I have one bunny and a tortoise. Ive never actually witnessed any of my rabbits die since theyve always died in someone else's care while I was in Colombia. But if I had I would have burried them in my backyard like I did with my parakeets that Rony killed when I was a kid. No fur coats. :'(

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Turtle shell bra??
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No :(

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So much sad. I have one bunny and a tortoise. Ive never actually witnessed any of my rabbits die since theyve always died in someone else's care while I was in Colombia. But if I had I would have burried them in my backyard like I did with my parakeets that Rony killed when I was a kid. No fur coats. :'(

Why not let them live on in perpetuity as maybe a pillowcase? 
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« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2013, 01:46:23 PM »

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JOIN DATE: joined as FPS_DOUG_Silentkiller, now the Reverend, Maybe September, 2006, same time as thebiggoat
RECRUITED BY: Probly Asshole_[OFPR]
INFO: My buddy introduced me to 1.6 and started playing that shit. Got into source when it came out and started playing in the OFPR servers when Office and Dust2 were the most popular servers in css. Joined because I was lonely and needed friends. I left when I started going to school, I periodically show up every now and then. After I graduate Ill play more.
BIO: Corey from just north of Boston. Graduated highschool in 2009 and set to graduate from Endicott College in May with a BA in Business Marketing. Ive worked slave labor jobs my entire life because im a piece of shit and had nothing better to do with my life, aka pumped gas at sunoco, worked in an aluminum factory for years. I like all Boston sports teams, especially the Bruins and Pats. I like playing football, lifting weights, packing dips, fingering my own asshole, playing guild wars, drinking beer, and getting tattoos. Justin think im fat.


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He thinks you're fat because you weight over 350 pounds and are only 4'11". 

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He thinks you're fat because you weight over 350 pounds and are only 4'11". 



I did hit 302 once but its evenly distributed im 6'3". And its not fat its power!


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« Reply #47 on: March 25, 2013, 07:30:48 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Duckie

JOIN DATE: Applied Novemeber 2012 and achieved full rod status December 28th!

RECRUITED BY: DuckPlunger was the first to tell me I should apply, followed by Bike.

INFO: I wasn't that into Counter Strike at first because I was all kinds of terribad at Source. I loved it mostly, but I always quit after a few minutes. Then GO came out and I love shiny new graphics so after a while of debating I bought the game. The only map I've ever played in Source is office, so of course it was the first map I played in GO. OFPR's was the first server I joined and I enjoyed it so I kept coming back and almost instantly decided to make it my new virtual home.
I had/have social anxiety to an extent, but since joining this clan it's gotten so much better. I used to literally be scared to use my voice in game or on any voice chat software, but after going into vent a few times I started to get more used to it and talked more often. Now it's gotten to the point where I'm still kinda shy but most of the time if I'm not talking it's because I just don't have anything to say, and not that I'm scared to talk. I don't panic at the thought of joining random vent channels or talking to new people and its great. Everyone in the clan is wonderful and I'm really glad I bought GO and joined OFPR's office server first. Somehow you all helped me come out of my metaphorical turtle shell, so thank you!

BIO: My real name is spelt Ewa, but being as it's Polish it's pronounced Eva. And not the way you'd imagine it to be either because I have to complicate it further and tell you to pronounce the E as in elephant so you can rhyme it as Eva Foreva.
I live in Staten Island, NY and there's really nothing to do here. I go to a high school with about 3,500 other people and pretty much hate it.
I like unicorns and vodka and sparkly things. Since I quit swimming this year (I started at the age of three and went competitive at 10, but was forced to go against my will for the last three years) I pretty much live happily in bed or in my chair at my desk. I don't enjoy leaving my room often, except for long vacations.
Going to college I want to work on digital illustration and graphic design. My main goal is to be a concept designer for video games.
This wasn't supposed to be so long but yay I'm done now!
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« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2013, 08:11:25 PM »

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JOIN DATE: August or September last year. Became full rod on October the same year.
RECRUITED BY: I dunno
INFO: I wasn't much of a PC gamer until one of my friends introduced me to counter-strike source when I was a sophomore in high school. I pretty much hated it and only played deathmatch, GG, and surf. I never really joined a clan until one magical day where I connected to the OFPR office server in CS:GO. Ever since, I think I've had one of the coolest online experience to date. Although, some of the best parts come from when I played DayZ with many members.
BIO: People IRL call me Mike and I'm from Alabama (no, I can't imitate a "redneck" voice and yes, I'm Greek). I go to the University of Alabama where everybody pretty much worships Nick Saban (the football coach). I'm majoring in computer engineering where I will have no clue what to do with it afterwards. I have ADD so it's pretty hard for me to pay attention to something boring (or actually anything in general). When I'm not playing video games (lol), you can usually find me in a school library soaking up information or sleeping or something.

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Aw. Duckie's Bio brought tears to my eyes. We love you Duckie!
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Since I quit swimming this year (I started at the age of three and went competitive at 10, but was forced to go against my will for the last three years) I pretty much live happily in bed or in my chair at my desk.
I quit swimming too (when I was like 12 or 13) because I kept getting boners around the girl swimmers and it was super embarrassing. Is that why you quit too?

edit: CPR training was LITERALLY the worst.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

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« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2013, 09:42:00 PM »

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Aw. Duckie's Bio brought tears to my eyes. We love you Duckie!
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« Reply #52 on: March 25, 2013, 09:53:44 PM »

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Since I quit swimming this year (I started at the age of three and went competitive at 10, but was forced to go against my will for the last three years) I pretty much live happily in bed or in my chair at my desk.
I quit swimming too (when I was like 12 or 13) because I kept getting boners around the girl swimmers and it was super embarrassing. Is that why you quit too?

edit: CPR training was LITERALLY the worst.

Definitely. No but seriously, 2 and a half hour practices a day were getting really annoying and I decided I didn't feel like going anymore cause I'm a lazy duck that just wants to play viddy games all day. :3

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« Reply #53 on: March 25, 2013, 10:37:14 PM »

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Going to college I want to work on digital illustration and graphic design. My main goal is to be a concept designer for video games.
This wasn't supposed to be so long but yay I'm done now!
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #54 on: March 26, 2013, 08:31:43 AM »

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I quit swimming too (when I was like 12 or 13) because I kept getting boners around the girl swimmers and it was super embarrassing.


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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #55 on: April 02, 2013, 09:58:48 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: D3athRo3

JOIN DATE: December 2012 i think

RECRUITED BY: no one really, i kinda just found it and joined, maybe liquid idk

INFO:Well ive been playing cs 1.6 since i can remember, i love the competitiveness of it and its so unique in its own way. I didnt really get hardcore into it until my senior year of hs. I had an online class with a few of my friends and we would go in this room of my school that had exactly 5 computers and after we told our teacher we did our classwork we would hit up CS ( had some fond memories in that room). So then i finally picked up source and i liked it, then i got csgo. i played this for a while but got bored quick, so i told my self i should join a clan. i quickly found the RXG guys and i joined. i played on their server for a while then came to the realization this server sucks ass, i mean they had lazers on their guns and stuff. i felt like it was an embarrassment to CS. i take it very serious when i play almost like a sport. So i then found the office server, i felt like i needed to step up my game by finding a more mature group of people that felt the same about CS as i did. lucky enough i found ofpr and was really impressed by the skill of some members. Then one thing lead to another and i joined up.





BIO: (if you want, real name, location, schooling/ degrees, job(s), family, anything), Well my names Robert Jampiel Valentin. Im from Mayaguez Puerto Rico but live in NC usa.  Im going to school for a BA in Audio engineering and production. basically the process of recording music and sound, like studios and stuff. i play the drums ( since 15yro) i play a little bass too. love computers (<3 Linux). I also have this obsession with cars i hope on day to have a porsche 911. but yea thats basically me. one thing i would love to do is break the record across the us in car, fastest time is 31hrs 4min by alex roy ( he said it can be done in 30), but i dont wanna be in jail the rest of my life so.....yea.



Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #56 on: April 02, 2013, 10:36:20 PM »

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felt like i needed to step up my game by finding a more mature group of people

lol i dont know if you succeeded in this exactly.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2013, 06:46:27 AM »

D3athRo3

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felt like i needed to step up my game by finding a more mature group of people

lol i dont know if you succeeded in this exactly.
 
everyone here is pretty chill and respectful, id say i have 

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2014, 06:22:30 PM »

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GAME NAME @ TIME OF JOIN:  funky_indiana

JOIN DATE: MAY 07

RECRUITER: Goat(Dan),Justin,Shitty,Hypnotic,DTP i'm sure i'm missing some others  :(

INFO: CS was and still seems to be the only real game I play, besides World of Tanks(so hit me up if U wanna platoon)..

BIO: Names Funky  (John)  if U like, I like a good smoke,a stiff drink and my BRUTAL honesty gets me in deep(after the stiff drink)...
 

TURN ON'S: So i'm a GEMINI,like walks on the beach.....   ;)   

TURN OFF'S: Asshats, so enjoy my company and tolerance  :D
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2014, 08:38:15 PM »

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JOIN DATE: Early Nov 2012?
RECRUITED BY: Fetus and Liquid Stranger
INFO: Friend of mine gave me a pirated copy of Source that his uncle had on a CD. It didn't have multiplayer, so I probably played over a thousand hours in bot matches just doing stupid stuff, playing on Aztec and Office 98% of the time. Jump to a while after GO comes out, I've bought the game, put in probably 90 hours, and run into Fetus and Liquid on a GunGame Deathmatch server. I thought they were funny and asked about OFPR and somehow I've become stuck with you fools for a year and a half now.
BIO: Joe from Charlotte, North Carolina. At the time of this writing I'm in my last year of high school, and will be attending the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill in a few months to major in computer science. I spend too much time on Reddit and enjoy making fun of Deathroe for living in the worst city in North Carolina, to which he responds by crying hysterically. Also at the time of this writing, I am waiting for someone to add me to the NSFW board so I can be part of the Cool Adults Club, which for some reason includes Fetus.
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #60 on: May 08, 2014, 12:57:52 PM »

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NAME: MR PINK
JOIN DATE: YESTERDAY
RECRUITED BY: SHITTY, I HACKED AND JUSTIN HATES ME, NOW HE LOVES ME
INFO:BIG PENISES AND/OR PRETZELS IN MY BUTT GIVE ME EJACULATION.  I DISAPPEARED.
Shitty is trapped in the 90's?