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  • Disrobed Monk: Comp dust2: 35 minute game
    January 11, 2017, 12:30:01 AM
  • Humblefunk: Hey strangers! I added a post in the forums but figured I'd type here to add more visibility. Johnny and I have started up the Minecraft realms server again that so many of us worked on. Come join us!
    January 19, 2017, 01:26:24 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Have any of you accepted/added me to your XBOX live friends lists?
    January 27, 2017, 10:24:03 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Dunno.  Same name as here; add me.
    January 27, 2017, 10:28:28 PM
  • hypnotics.: Hello
    January 31, 2017, 02:36:43 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: hello
    February 04, 2017, 07:54:38 PM
  • 311: Hello
    February 04, 2017, 09:41:27 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fucking pats...
    February 06, 2017, 09:57:57 AM
  • AnThRaX_: ;)
    February 08, 2017, 09:55:21 AM
  • xGraeme63x: Hello?
    March 02, 2017, 11:03:45 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Am I still alive? Am I still allowed around here?
    March 02, 2017, 11:06:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: You are dead and banned, that's why you can post!
    March 04, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Classic me. Dead as per usual.
    March 07, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
  • Agent Orange: Huh, the gaming news bot is still pulling in info from everywhere.
    March 21, 2017, 07:45:31 PM
  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
    April 04, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
    April 14, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
    April 15, 2017, 08:15:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
    May 02, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
  • Sushi K: also ace, almost forgot that one
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:45 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'
    May 11, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'm* going to have to get Arma eventually -- Most of my Steam friends have moved onto that
    May 11, 2017, 06:00:06 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Agent, I know you hate Colombians, especially of the fetal variety, but I am neither of those, so could you unblock my cellphone? :p
    May 15, 2017, 05:28:49 PM
  • VajIsForFags: (I am currently in Fetus' city: CalĂ­)
    May 15, 2017, 05:29:57 PM
  • Fetus: WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR ME???? I'll have you all know I've been busy settling down and doing my womanly duties in the kitchen. That's all I do now. Clean and work. Please end my existence.
    May 15, 2017, 08:52:53 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess its unblocked by itself already? Not sure if that VZW address caused an autoblock.
    May 16, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I was on the road so it migjg have sent a few packets a couple of times in a row. Was a bit weird.
    May 16, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fetus, welcome to being an adult. Also, the woman I pay to clean my place is totally worth it. She even changes my sheets and puts them in the wash!
    May 16, 2017, 09:58:16 PM
  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
    May 22, 2017, 09:30:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Well, you could try sleeping in someone else's filth and sweat.
    May 27, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: oo
    June 11, 2017, 01:23:08 AM
  • Fetus: oo
    June 14, 2017, 08:22:51 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry for killing the conversation...
    June 22, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: What conversation?
    June 24, 2017, 02:05:35 PM
  • Fetus: When will you come back and play ARAM with me? :'(
    June 26, 2017, 11:24:15 PM
  • VajIsForFags: When Agent buys me a laptop? :P I do miss playing. Pero tambien tengo una argentina viviendo conmigo ahora... :D
    July 07, 2017, 12:45:10 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: C'mon Agent, get the man a laptop
    July 14, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: OK let me know when it gets there
    July 17, 2017, 04:38:13 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: anyone still have invites to private torrent sites?
    July 18, 2017, 01:57:07 AM
  • CJmango: PUBG though.
    July 27, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: it went thru a phase playing that game... first started bunch of wins easy, then a ton of shit htis the fan, and now im back to wins all day everyday... that said that server desync is real... so low fps too qq
    July 29, 2017, 02:28:49 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: and when i said shit hits the fan i had like 200 games and like only 2-3 wins... last 50-60 games i have 21 wins so
    July 29, 2017, 02:29:44 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: ranking restart soon though take those SS of the server where i have 1 game played 1 win 10k 0 d and call it worth $35
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:31 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 5 million copies sold.. they should've fix way more shit by now derp
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:55 AM
  • CJmango: Yeah, I could see that.  It's a lot to fix in a short period of time too though.
    July 30, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
  • CJmango: kinda fucked up psychology too.  They made a ton of money and they could just say fuck it.  But now they have all these users and can go try and make the game better and figure out another way to extract cash from the users with crates and keys and shit
    July 30, 2017, 08:30:49 AM
  • Fetus: hats
    August 01, 2017, 07:09:44 PM
  • CJmango: HATS.
    August 01, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 400$ skirts.. lmao pubg u scare me
    August 06, 2017, 02:09:57 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: had some guy I know sell a ton of H1Z1 skins and buy a $120 skirt for PUBG instead
    August 14, 2017, 02:48:13 AM
  • CJmango: jeesus
    August 14, 2017, 12:10:54 PM
  • CJmango: is he hoping it'll go up in value?
    August 14, 2017, 12:11:18 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: i think he just wanted a skirt
    August 15, 2017, 10:58:58 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well you know what they say
    August 19, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
  • CJmango: play more PUBG?
    September 11, 2017, 07:27:52 PM
  • Agent Orange: I don't remember.
    September 12, 2017, 06:16:35 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I think that's right
    September 21, 2017, 11:25:51 AM
  • AnThRaX_: oh fuck i figured out how to login
    September 25, 2017, 03:14:09 PM
  • CJmango: win.
    September 25, 2017, 03:37:44 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Wait, I can have a male character that wears a skirt? Can it be pink?
    September 28, 2017, 01:21:39 PM
  • VajIsForFags: And god damn't, I let my domain lapse quite a few years ago and now it is listed for $1900... :(
    September 28, 2017, 01:22:15 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:18:51 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Destiny 2 PC clan in case anyone wants to casual it up. [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:19:05 AM
  • 311: Up here in Washington we be drawings dicks in the sky! hope your home towns are keeping up.
    November 22, 2017, 08:36:45 PM
  • nillzaaah: hi!
    December 12, 2017, 04:38:49 PM
  • CJmango: ohello
    December 17, 2017, 11:09:15 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I played League of Legends for the first time in 2 years and might be addicted again... Good thing I still don't have a computer.
    January 10, 2018, 01:50:30 PM
  • CJmango: Haha--You go to CES?
    January 13, 2018, 02:06:47 PM
  • Fetus: PLAY LEAGUE WITH ME NUNS
    January 18, 2018, 07:12:37 PM

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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2012, 12:18:28 AM »

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I love how everyone gets on the "fuck Walmart it doesn't care about its employees bandwagon." I've worked there 2 years, 1 year part time. i started at $8.40/hr. im now at 17/hr. Weekends off, 15% discount, i buy in 100$ a paycheck into stocks and they match me 75% of what i invest at the end of year. Decent 401K. Management is super cool(but i guess that is store to store so each is different.) i really cant complain when they wanna throw money my way. Each store is different. some have a bad experience, but mine has been great. I never thought i would find myself working for them, but like i told my first Assistant Manager when i transferred out of her department to another and she got upset "Whoever has deeper pockets gets my affection". Could give to fucks who i work for or what im doing, if the price is right.

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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #16 on: October 26, 2012, 02:24:57 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Goat

JOIN DATE: 12/2007

RECRUITED BY: Justin? Fatty & I were recruited at the same time :P

INFO: Started with CS back in 2007 because of my older brother, stumbled across the OFPR D2 and Office services, ended up applying and joining the crew. Creeped out/entertained by most of them. Stayed pretty active for a couple years, came to college and have been intermittently active (if you want to call it that) since.

BIO: Dan S. from Northwestern NJ. Currently a senior attending King's College as a double major in Biology and Neuroscience with a pre-med focus graduating in May. Involved in far too much stuff on campus. Lots of volunteering. Work and manage a job site in an Emergency Department for Scribe America here. Currently applying to medical schools. Trying to save the world, yanno?

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2012, 05:30:13 PM »

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The guy above me, Leader and CEO of the Nipple High Pants club.
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Go fart in a wine glass, stir it around and smell it you pretentious dicks!

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #18 on: October 26, 2012, 06:55:57 PM »

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and shaves his pubes on your porch.



Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2012, 07:31:56 PM »

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The guy above me, Leader and CEO of the Nipple High Pants club.

Bahahah, yes. Drewboi was talking about this in vent yesterday.

and shaves his pubes on your porch.

Gotta get the job done somewhere  ::)

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2012, 12:25:25 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN - Battousai
JOIN DATE - 2007ish
RECRUITED BY - Goat, Mango, Justin

INFO - Woh. I love gaming, although lately I have taken an extreme hault to touching my computer. My story begins by playing CSS for a year or two middle school/freshman year when I met goat(Dan) in my high school band (NEERDDSS). Was it marching band!? I had started to play in OFPR when they had a gg server, and when Dan, his brother, and their friend had been playing too. After a while of playing and meeting a bunch of the guys, i was recruited as a little high schooler to play. I luckily got to compete in a few matches, which was incredibly kick ass. I recently bought CS:GO and wanted to see who was around/wanted to get back into some good hardcore shootin. I'm listed as an OPFR retired but would like to change that soon.

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Name - Anthony D.
Home City - Northern Bumblefuck, N.J.

Currently a Junior at TCNJ as a Civil Engineer. I am hoping to pursue Environmental Engineering with a few connections i have at the moment. I grew up in the woods and I love them trees to death.



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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2012, 03:45:15 PM »

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JOINING NAME: Epic Noodle
JOINING DATE: PENDING
STARTED PLAYING: CS:CZ 2006, then moved to source a year later.

NAME: CLAYTON
BIRTH PLACE: KANSAS CITY, MO
AGE: 20
OCCUPATION: 2A6X1 AIR FORCE
HISTORY: PLAYED CS:CZ quite often in 2006. Moved to DoD and began realism, moved to CS:S and DoD:S around 2007. Predominately played CS:S and DoD:S until around 2009 then began buying random shit on steam and playing that. Bought CS:GO in 2012, and here we are.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2012, 09:43:51 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: SOOLEE
JOIN DATE: (a short time after battlefield 1942 came out. maybe around 2002.)

RECRUITED BY: I think it was Ass, or Star, or Rage. Im not sure

INFO: (I found OFPR by jumping bf42 servers and coming across some of the guys in the game. I joined for the same reson we all join, these guys make you feel welcome and part of a family. IDK if i ever really left, i just become kind of AFK once in a while. that might last a couple of years or one. my internet home page has always been OFPR and i always check in time to time. Id love to spend more time online with the guys but internet gaming doesnt really fly with women very well. So i do what i can and read what i can. i may not be here all the time but i always come around.

BIO:  real name, Jamie Soulliere - you can look me up on FB. Chester from Linkin Park is my Pic.
 location, St, Thomas Ontario Canada
 schooling/ degrees, I went to college for policing and couldnt care to become one after i graduated
 job, i work in the auto industry for a company called Magna
 family, Im devorced with one 11yr old girl. :) she is my everything.
 anything, :bootyshake:
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2012, 06:32:37 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN:
Starscreamer

JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) (if you don't know exact just guess, but having the month will be important)
September? 15th?

RECRUITED BY: (if known)
BikeThief/Shitty

INFO: (how you found OFPR, why join, experiences with clan, did you leave and return, why)
Just bought CS:GO and used matchmaking. After the first 30 seconds of derpiness, I went onto the community server list and clicked "Filter by player slots available" tab and here I am today. I enjoy it. Best community I've been apart of. Used to run a GMOD community for RP/Dark RP with a friend of mine and this one is much more efficient and kind (even more so that myself :P)

BIO: (if you want, real name, location, schooling/ degrees, job(s), family, anything)

Name's Tim. (can call me the best, that works too.) I live in Tampa Florida and have been my whole life. Currently in my third year of Community College, switched majors after the first year. Planned on doing Music Education but Music Theory tore me a new one. I was born the youngest of my 3 siblings. All brothers. My father is retired USAF (E-9/CMSGT) and I was lucky enough not to travel much because he was about to retire as I was born. My other brother is retired USMC and served as Field Artillery and now works for SWAT (Special Weapons And Tactics or SRT). My other brother is currently serving in the USAF as field logistics and communication specialist. I am the oddball and decided not to join the military. Was thinking about going in the USMC and hoping to get Sharpshooter/marksman but I didn't want to go in when everyone else in my family did? I am also related to a famous german brewer. There's a museum with my last name that I will check out before I die lol.

     I am now studying Financial Accounting to not become an account. That's right, I wish not to become an accountant. After I complete my Bachelors I will go into my local police academy and work at the local level for 3-5 years and apply to the FBI with a specialized degree in Accounting. I am using my degree to get me into the FBI and hope to become a field operative and not a white collar desk jockey... But everyone has to roll the rice eventually. If I fail, I at least will get my CPA and work for some law firm that audits corporations.

      I can read bass clef, played bass guitar and tuba (yeah, that's the sex man's instrument, be afraid) and I like to read about post apocalyptic events and novels. Favorite book is 1984 by George Orwell although I do enjoy Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. After I graduated high school, I played CoD 4 for months. This was the team I played for: (http://gamebattles.majorleaguegaming.com/xbox360/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-2/team/ratedrtm) but it doesn't go back to 2009. We placed 1st out of 60,000 teams and became sponsored by Turtle Beach in 09. I would wake up and play until I went to bed for months. We were going to go into MLG and we did but I went into the real world instead and got a job... I wish I kept on playing, who knows, maybe I would of been a decent player in MLG. But those were good times. I dominated local tournaments for 1v1's and 2v2's but haven't been in ages. Gave my Xbox to my brother so I have no console but I PC Game instead now. That, I do not regret. I currently work as a clerk for a gas station and told myself I would find another job after my second year. Well, I just passed my 3rd year. What the hell is wrong with me lol I did a lot of WW2/Vietnam war history research for years and wanted to become a Weaponologist (Person who creates and tests weapons) but a triple major didn't sound too hot and I suck at science... So I gave up on that. Also did chorus in high school for 3 years. Made this ages ago... Before I bought my capture card... But used to be this good haha ( ) I share that account with someone else so most of those aren't mine.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2012, 09:35:48 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Reconisance
JOIN DATE: April 12, 2006, 11:15:38 PM, so says the forums.
RECRUITED BY: Ass, or Imperial I believe
INFO: I got MY first comp fall/winter of 04, played CS:CZ on dialup, graduated to CSS and GW. Loved office with a passion and joined. Got on house arrest for a few months in which my online 'life' greatly proliferated. 'Nuff said.
BIO: Kyle #2, aka Chocolate Thunder. 22, living in Iowa City, working in the NICU and the U of I Hospital. Combat Medic in the national guard, with the resulting EMT status. Used to rock OFPR with Mangus as many of you remember. This clan has really been the only gaming community I've ever been seriously interested in, and being such I still carry the tag through every online game I play. The tag has just become part of my name.

I do miss the good ole days. We all get older, but we never have to grow up.

ALSO, for anyone who doesnt know me, Reconisance is exactly how I meant to spell it. i hate retyping double letters a million times, especially in the days when we changed our names nightly. <adrianalima3
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2012, 10:14:05 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Reconisance
JOIN DATE: April 12, 2006, 11:15:38 PM, so says the forums.
RECRUITED BY: Ass, or Imperial I believe
INFO: I got MY first comp fall/winter of 04, played CS:CZ on dialup, graduated to CSS and GW. Loved office with a passion and joined. Got on house arrest for a few months in which my online 'life' greatly proliferated. 'Nuff said.
BIO: Kyle #2, aka Chocolate Thunder. 22, living in Iowa City, working in the NICU and the U of I Hospital. Combat Medic in the national guard, with the resulting EMT status. Used to rock OFPR with Mangus as many of you remember. This clan has really been the only gaming community I've ever been seriously interested in, and being such I still carry the tag through every online game I play. The tag has just become part of my name.

I do miss the good ole days. We all get older, but we never have to grow up.

ALSO, for anyone who doesnt know me, Reconisance is exactly how I meant to spell it. i hate retyping double letters a million times, especially in the days when we changed our names nightly. <adrianalima3

You also forgot to mention that part where you keep trying to steal people's pants.


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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2012, 08:24:18 AM »

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and when we played COD clan match against SMASH FACE BULLETS, your turtle kept ramming its head into a wall.



Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #27 on: November 28, 2012, 10:43:46 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: AnThRaX / ThraxyWaxy

JOIN DATE: I have no idea lol. Around the same time as Xtreme I think..

RECRUITED BY: Red October I guess. I went by his house after high school one day and we played some CSS in office and I became an instant server regular (like HOURS a day).

INFO: As I said, I found the server because of Red October. I ended up playing there obsessively. I'm a pretty chatty person in text in-game so I befriended a lot of OFPR and regulars there and ended up on the forums and lurking in vent (I talked even less than I do now if you can imagine that). I liked the server and a lot of the members so I decided to apply and I got in after a couple months wait. The clan was doing really well back then so we could afford to be patient with our applicants. I'm sure it took longer than it should have because I didn't talk in vent and people didn't like that. After I got in I kept playing a lot and I ended up getting into the competitive side as well with TWL since I was pretty decent, even though my lack of communication hurt the team.

I did end up leaving the clan because of an over-blown hacking incident which I won't go into in public and ended joining a small clan with a few friends & former OFPR regulars. We played a lot of warcraft 3 and still played CSS and did some stuff with CAL. In one match we won with a guy going 35-0 on T side which was hilarious. Eventually that group kinda died down as people started to do their own stuff more and I got lonely again. I ended up "un-retiring" from the OFPR forums and became a regular again. After I slowly made my way back to being friendly with OFPR in general I re-applied and they let me back in on a mixed vote. After that I stayed involved with the server a lot, I think I got back into competitive play as well.

CSS kinda died down a while after that and we went into some dark days where it was just a few people checking the forums regularly and it pretty much went whole days at a time with 1 or 0 posts. There were some people who played Guild Wars but there wasn't one game that brought us all together again until Battlefield 3. A bunch of us got BF3 and we got a server, and old members started coming back to play. We got a few new recruits but BF3 was ultimately a fail mostly/entirely due to EA's incompetence and difficulties with managing the server. Thankfully CSGO came out, we jumped on that quickly, got our server popular with some really hard work from key members like myself, justin, CJ, October, nill, and too many others to name. A lot of you reading this probably are new here so we can thank CSGO for getting y'alls.

BIO: I live in Ottawa, which is the capital city of Canada and incredibly boring. I went to the same high school as James Duthie, some of you fellow Canadians might know the name. I've been in a gifted program since I was in grade 4, mostly because I have always been good at math and I could read a few grades above my age since I was 3. I completed Grade 1 and Senior kindergarten in the same year instead of two, so I basically skipped a grade and have been the youngest kid in all my classes until University. I went to university locally and got a Bachelors of Social Science: Honors with Specialization in Sociology w/ a Minor in Psychology. It was a four year program and I graduated this spring/summer but did not attend my ceremony because I didn't want to sit in a hot stuffy robe for 4 hours.

I am currently unemployed and trying to find a job I won't hate. I really like bacon, even turkey bacon. I love sports, LOVE them. I watch a lot of soccer, tennis, baseball, basketball, college basketball, football, and college football. I also occasionally watch some UFC. My favorite teams are the Toronto Blue Jays and New England Patriots, and I generally sway in and out of fandom for a variety of other teams based on their players, play-style, coaches, etc. For example I kinda like the Colts now because I've been a big Andrew Luck fan for a couple years now and it's a really good story. I don't really like hockey, even though I'm Canadian. I play soccer a couple nights a week recreationally, and I also play tennis for fun in the spring/summer. I have won small amounts of money at a local tennis tournament each of the past two years. I like to cook in my spare time, I love going to movies and watching them at home (I've seen around 180 movies per year the last 4 years, including around 60 a year in theaters). I play a lot of video games as well, on the PC, XBOX 360, PS3, and formerly on the Gameboy Color, N64, and PS2. I have a small movie collection, around 125, and about 20 seasons worth of various TV shows. My favorite TV shows are Firefly, Breaking Bad, Dexter, and Futurama. Currently I am really enjoying The Bitch in Apartment 23, Castle, and Cougartown. I like pretty much any kind of movie, even chick flicks, and go to see at least one movie a week on average. I saw Red Dawn on Tuesday and The Imposter on Saturday. If you're ever looking for a movie recommendation you can ask me, I probably have something good for you.

I am an only child, unfortunately, and I have no family in town. My dad is French-Canadian, like Zenon and Crazyfrog, and his family mostly lives in a town in Quebec about 3 hours away from me. My mom is Canadian from the Western provinces and her family is scattered around there with some in British Columbia, Alberta, and Saskatchewan. Pretty much the only family members I like are on my mom's side so we don't get to see them very often. I have a cousin who is really geeky and I get along the best with her but we only get to hang out once every 2 or 3 years. My mom's parents are cool too, really nice and my grandma is an amazing baker. Every year she mails us a big box of her baking for Christmas and I put on a couple pounds eating that all up. I still live with my parents because I like being relatively spoiled but I am planning on moving in with a friend in March so that should be exciting.

I suck at dancing, I almost always wear a baseball cap, I hate the Wii, Kinect, and PS Move, I love eating Subway, I don't have a car or a driver's license, I am a fast reader and a fast typer, I watch way too much porn, and my last girlfriend was completely insane because that's pretty much the only type of girl I can land ;)

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

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« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2012, 02:12:49 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: johnny/mr. johnny

JOIN DATE: november 2012. i guess if this clan holds up for years to come, ill be apart of OFPR generation GO

RECRUITED BY: a grown man by the name of Shitty. also a man named DuckPlunger

INFO: my name is johnny, but only you guys and a hand full of girls actually call me that. i actually go by my last name... Carvalho yeah thats right, its portuguese. im not 100% tho. im also a mix of italian and irish. i am from and have always lived in massachusetts. this means i am a diehard NE sports fan, especially pro sports. im not too big on college sports. i have quite a large family. 7 bothers and sisters. there's katie, kelly, robby, steven, caitlyn, michael, jimmy, and me johnny. the oldest is 39 and the youngest is 20. i actually have a nephew that only a year younger than me. we dont share the same parents tho. my parents had two kids, there is also 2 on my dads side and 3 on my moms side and one is step. explaining this to people over the years has always been fun.

i went and am going to school for writing. i love writing, but hate reading. yeah, you figure that one out, cus i cant. im a big movie buff and tv fiend. im that asshole in the friend group that knows all the trivia, and do you know that moment when you forget the guy's name who was in that movie with the thing and the girl who kinda looks like a girl you know? id ask something like can u say a line. youll say "the say like my favorite love song was written about a..." before they can finish"A SANDWICH...27 DRESSES!" yeah ive seen 27 dresses. not too bad. i wrote a paper on it in a college course entitle romantic comedy. yeah, i went there. another ironic thing about me loving to write, is i dont like capitalizing shit. waste of time.

ive been playing games most of my life. ever since my father brought home nintendo 64 in 95. so turok is my first video game. i started playing cs (1.2) when my brother jimmy introduced me to it in early 2000. got my own copy a bit later in the year and have been playing off and on until GO. i played in cal matches, owned my own clans and servers and even considered going pro like my brother did for awhile. but things like friends and poker and females ruined that dream. i still consider the best 10$ i ever spent was when i rebought CS on steam. i play a shit load of different games, and tend to play them into the ground. if i like you, im playing you to you cry for jesus!

i was inspired by thrax's comment about wearing hats a lot to make this post. i do wear hats all the time. its a black beanie with a rim. yes i wore it to graduation. yes i wore it to prom. yes ive worn it to job aplications. yes i have slept in it. and yes i have showered in it. its easy to clean that way too. i wear it ganster tho. slight up and to the right. i have 3 total. 2 are the same, being 6 years apart in age, and 1 being a thicker winter version. i love my hat. i once took an espanol for beginners class in college. the teacher, being a spanish national and devout catholic, frowned upon the wearing of hats indoors. i then proceeded to drop the class. i waited all throughout highshcool to wear my hat in a classroom, this motha fucka aint stoping me now.
THEY LOVE THE ROD

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« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2012, 07:34:05 PM »

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Johnny has some serious dedication to that hat.
I DONT LIKE TO EAT POOP HE'S LYING