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  • Disrobed Monk: Comp dust2: 35 minute game
    January 11, 2017, 12:30:01 AM
  • Humblefunk: Hey strangers! I added a post in the forums but figured I'd type here to add more visibility. Johnny and I have started up the Minecraft realms server again that so many of us worked on. Come join us!
    January 19, 2017, 01:26:24 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Have any of you accepted/added me to your XBOX live friends lists?
    January 27, 2017, 10:24:03 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Dunno.  Same name as here; add me.
    January 27, 2017, 10:28:28 PM
  • hypnotics.: Hello
    January 31, 2017, 02:36:43 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: hello
    February 04, 2017, 07:54:38 PM
  • 311: Hello
    February 04, 2017, 09:41:27 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fucking pats...
    February 06, 2017, 09:57:57 AM
  • AnThRaX_: ;)
    February 08, 2017, 09:55:21 AM
  • xGraeme63x: Hello?
    March 02, 2017, 11:03:45 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Am I still alive? Am I still allowed around here?
    March 02, 2017, 11:06:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: You are dead and banned, that's why you can post!
    March 04, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Classic me. Dead as per usual.
    March 07, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
  • Agent Orange: Huh, the gaming news bot is still pulling in info from everywhere.
    March 21, 2017, 07:45:31 PM
  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
    April 04, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
    April 14, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
    April 15, 2017, 08:15:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
    May 02, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
  • Sushi K: also ace, almost forgot that one
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:45 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'
    May 11, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'm* going to have to get Arma eventually -- Most of my Steam friends have moved onto that
    May 11, 2017, 06:00:06 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Agent, I know you hate Colombians, especially of the fetal variety, but I am neither of those, so could you unblock my cellphone? :p
    May 15, 2017, 05:28:49 PM
  • VajIsForFags: (I am currently in Fetus' city: CalĂ­)
    May 15, 2017, 05:29:57 PM
  • Fetus: WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR ME???? I'll have you all know I've been busy settling down and doing my womanly duties in the kitchen. That's all I do now. Clean and work. Please end my existence.
    May 15, 2017, 08:52:53 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess its unblocked by itself already? Not sure if that VZW address caused an autoblock.
    May 16, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I was on the road so it migjg have sent a few packets a couple of times in a row. Was a bit weird.
    May 16, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fetus, welcome to being an adult. Also, the woman I pay to clean my place is totally worth it. She even changes my sheets and puts them in the wash!
    May 16, 2017, 09:58:16 PM
  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
    May 22, 2017, 09:30:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Well, you could try sleeping in someone else's filth and sweat.
    May 27, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: oo
    June 11, 2017, 01:23:08 AM
  • Fetus: oo
    June 14, 2017, 08:22:51 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry for killing the conversation...
    June 22, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: What conversation?
    June 24, 2017, 02:05:35 PM
  • Fetus: When will you come back and play ARAM with me? :'(
    June 26, 2017, 11:24:15 PM
  • VajIsForFags: When Agent buys me a laptop? :P I do miss playing. Pero tambien tengo una argentina viviendo conmigo ahora... :D
    July 07, 2017, 12:45:10 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: C'mon Agent, get the man a laptop
    July 14, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: OK let me know when it gets there
    July 17, 2017, 04:38:13 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: anyone still have invites to private torrent sites?
    July 18, 2017, 01:57:07 AM
  • CJmango: PUBG though.
    July 27, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: it went thru a phase playing that game... first started bunch of wins easy, then a ton of shit htis the fan, and now im back to wins all day everyday... that said that server desync is real... so low fps too qq
    July 29, 2017, 02:28:49 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: and when i said shit hits the fan i had like 200 games and like only 2-3 wins... last 50-60 games i have 21 wins so
    July 29, 2017, 02:29:44 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: ranking restart soon though take those SS of the server where i have 1 game played 1 win 10k 0 d and call it worth $35
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:31 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 5 million copies sold.. they should've fix way more shit by now derp
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:55 AM
  • CJmango: Yeah, I could see that.  It's a lot to fix in a short period of time too though.
    July 30, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
  • CJmango: kinda fucked up psychology too.  They made a ton of money and they could just say fuck it.  But now they have all these users and can go try and make the game better and figure out another way to extract cash from the users with crates and keys and shit
    July 30, 2017, 08:30:49 AM
  • Fetus: hats
    August 01, 2017, 07:09:44 PM
  • CJmango: HATS.
    August 01, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 400$ skirts.. lmao pubg u scare me
    August 06, 2017, 02:09:57 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: had some guy I know sell a ton of H1Z1 skins and buy a $120 skirt for PUBG instead
    August 14, 2017, 02:48:13 AM
  • CJmango: jeesus
    August 14, 2017, 12:10:54 PM
  • CJmango: is he hoping it'll go up in value?
    August 14, 2017, 12:11:18 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: i think he just wanted a skirt
    August 15, 2017, 10:58:58 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well you know what they say
    August 19, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
  • CJmango: play more PUBG?
    September 11, 2017, 07:27:52 PM
  • Agent Orange: I don't remember.
    September 12, 2017, 06:16:35 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I think that's right
    September 21, 2017, 11:25:51 AM
  • AnThRaX_: oh fuck i figured out how to login
    September 25, 2017, 03:14:09 PM
  • CJmango: win.
    September 25, 2017, 03:37:44 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Wait, I can have a male character that wears a skirt? Can it be pink?
    September 28, 2017, 01:21:39 PM
  • VajIsForFags: And god damn't, I let my domain lapse quite a few years ago and now it is listed for $1900... :(
    September 28, 2017, 01:22:15 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:18:51 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Destiny 2 PC clan in case anyone wants to casual it up. [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:19:05 AM
  • 311: Up here in Washington we be drawings dicks in the sky! hope your home towns are keeping up.
    November 22, 2017, 08:36:45 PM
  • nillzaaah: hi!
    December 12, 2017, 04:38:49 PM
  • CJmango: ohello
    December 17, 2017, 11:09:15 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I played League of Legends for the first time in 2 years and might be addicted again... Good thing I still don't have a computer.
    January 10, 2018, 01:50:30 PM
  • CJmango: Haha--You go to CES?
    January 13, 2018, 02:06:47 PM
  • Fetus: PLAY LEAGUE WITH ME NUNS
    January 18, 2018, 07:12:37 PM

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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2012, 12:29:55 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: DuckPlunger

JOIN DATE: 08/12

RECRUITED BY: Argh / CJ / Bike (I cant really remember, but Argh was one of the first I talked to)

INFO: I HATED office with a passion, but when GO first launched... OFPR had one of the very first operational "themed" servers, with admins on stand by. Iv always had really good luck with servers that stuck to one map (i'd add them all to my Fav list, than weed them out later). At first, I was kinda trolling the server. I was (not trying to pull a knives) 24-2 or something like that, And every time I killed someone I would ask if I could join. To counter my trolling, CJ would post "www.ofprclan.com" and make funny voices at the end of each match, so I figured "what the hell" ill check it out. To my loving eyes, I saw OFPR was full of semi trolls like me. So I figured id give the clan life a try again.                                                             

BIO: Cody B. From Dallas Tx. Enlisted in 05 (USMC 0844). been playing CS for about 11 years now ( pre steam days ) Iv been in multiple leagues. I was with [MOJO] from 2003-05.

Iv worked for Retro gaming company most my life. I just recently sold all my consoles (post 2005), I still have all my retros in storage. Iv also recently joined a buddy, doing pod casts for his site www.bluegamer.net. With that iv been trying to put our name out as best I can, and hes posted our site on his page. I wish to run and or be apart of a gaming review company. I know everyone wants to do that, but this is just what I want. I don't want to sound like im a know it all... but iv played my fair share of games.


Im no good at this kinda shit.....
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2012, 03:26:08 PM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN:  Disrobed Monk
JOIN DATE:  Some time in the not so distant past
RECRUITED BY:  I was recruited??  Better move to Canada
INFO:  CS:GO office server was one of three my mac will run.  Enjoyed the crowd.
BIO:  My name is Doug.  I'm a graduate of Linfield college with three degrees (business management, business marketing, and economics), two minors (theater and creative writing).  I grew up and am back to living in Seattle.  Born on Valentines day, I'm currently 23.  My friends consider me a jackass of a gentleman (or a soulless bastard with a heart of gold).  My nickname through college was Old Black Man (my last name is White and I am pale as all hell) because of musical tastes and apparent old soul.  My comedic style is very sarcastic and maniacal; so if I offend, too bad, I didn't mean to.
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #32 on: January 03, 2013, 12:25:11 PM »

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NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Agent Orange

JOIN DATE: Around 2002

RECRUITED BY: Shitty

Gaming Info: I started gaming on the Commodore 128 in 1985. I joined OFPR in around 2002 because I served in the USAF with Shitty fixing planes. He was talking about Soldier of Fortune II on the truck and I chimed in because I ran a popular SOF II server. At that point I was in my first gaming clan [N]ightmare. I was leaving them because it was turning into something I didn't like and they wanted me to run it. They went on to found their own gameserver rental company that failed and they don't exist anymore. At that point in time, OFPR was moving into new games, including BF1942. I stayed as an active gamer through BF1942, BF: Vietnam, BF2, CS:S (inactive after a couple of years), and BF3. I'm relatively an inactive gamer as of CS:GO. For OFPR I'm the general IT guy and run the background technology.

BIO: I graduated High School in 2000 and enrolled into Community College for Management of Information Systems. I also signed up to join the USAF as I had always planned to serve my country for at least one term. I was called up early and only finished a semester of Community College. I was enlisted until 2006 as a Staff Sergeant/E-5 and was recruited to work for the DoD before I separated from the USAF in Flight Test to maintain their avionics systems for the bomber fleet as a WG-13. I have since moved on to work for a large defense contractor for aerospace. I'm currently an engineer and working on my BS in IT, though my job currently has little to do with IT.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #33 on: January 03, 2013, 06:47:14 PM »

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NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: Agent Orange

JOIN DATE: Around 2002

RECRUITED BY: Shitty

Gaming Info: I started gaming on the Commodore 128 in 1985. I joined OFPR in around 2002 because I served in the USAF with Shitty fixing planes. He was talking about Soldier of Fortune II on the truck and I chimed in because I ran a popular SOF II server. At that point I was in my first gaming clan [N]ightmare. I was leaving them because it was turning into something I didn't like and they wanted me to run it. They went on to found their own gameserver rental company that failed and they don't exist anymore. At that point in time, OFPR was moving into new games, including BF1942. I stayed as an active gamer through BF1942, BF: Vietnam, BF2, CS:S (inactive after a couple of years), and BF3. I'm relatively an inactive gamer as of CS:GO. For OFPR I'm the general IT guy and run the background technology.

BIO: I graduated High School in 2000 and enrolled into Community College for Management of Information Systems. I also signed up to join the USAF as I had always planned to serve my country for at least one term. I was called up early and only finished a semester of Community College. I was enlisted until 2006 as a Staff Sergeant/E-5 and was recruited to work for the DoD before I separated from the USAF in Flight Test to maintain their avionics systems for the bomber fleet as a WG-13. I have since moved on to work for a large defense contractor for aerospace. I'm currently an engineer and working on my BS in IT, though my job currently has little to do with IT.

And thus Craig's Ascension to god hood.


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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2013, 08:11:54 PM »

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NAME: Grant
JOIN: THE MONTH OF LOVE; FEBRUARY 2013
RECRUITED BY: FREEMAN WILSON
WE KNOWZ EACH UTHER IN REAL LIFEZ. HE SHOWED ME THE AWESOME THAT IS CSGOz! DEN I PLAY WIFF HIM ALL WINTER BREAK. GET WB IN JAN, FULLROD IN FEB. I DEDICATE THIZ TO MY VALENTINE THRAX <3

anyways, my name is Grant, currently a student at Iowa State University, originally from the great Clear Lake, Iowa. #iluvthrax

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2013, 09:42:55 AM »

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Johnny you want to be a writer? Pm I might have something for you. Its learning to write from an actual author. You might learn something. Let me know if you want it I forgot to give it away on my blog so if you want it its yours

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2013, 12:06:38 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: The Grapist or Broseph Stalin
JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) 09/2012
RECRUITED BY: Bikethief I think?
INFO: I started playing the Office server with my sister. We liked the group and decided to apply. I've been a member of several clans in the past, and this is by far the best.
BIO: My real name is Rony Giraldo. I live in the state of Georgia. I am a Criminal Justice major at Kennesaw State University. I grew up in South Florida, but moved to Georgia at the age of 21.

Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2013, 12:15:36 AM »

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GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: The Grapist or Broseph Stalin
JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) 09/2012
RECRUITED BY: Bikethief I think?
INFO: I started playing the Office server with my sister. We liked the group and decided to apply. I've been a member of several clans in the past, and this is by far the best.
BIO: My real name is Rony Giraldo. I live in the state of Georgia. I am a Criminal Justice major at Kennesaw State University. I grew up in South Florida, but moved to Georgia at the age of 21.
Yeah fuck you other clans.

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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2013, 01:29:50 AM »

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Aw, Rony made a bio, now our anonymity is gone.

GAME NAME AT TIME OF JOIN: The Fetus Maira

JOIN DATE: (mm/yyyy) 09/2012

RECRUITED BY: Warlord if I remember correctly

INFO:  After getting burnt out by running a Team Fortress 2 server, I decided I would stop playing TF2 because the game was more boring than my second most common time consumer: Staring at the ceiling. I played Counter-Strike way back in the day when I was a little brat that still pee'd her pants, so when CS:GO was released I was like "Awww yeeehhhh". I played the beta, decided I enjoyed it, and decided to keep playing. Office has always been one of my favorite servers, and it's always been and will forever be the first map I play whenever I load up any Counter-Strike after not playing it for an extended period of time. I played on a few Office servers, but OFPR was the coolest one by far. At first I was pretty quiet, running around looking at everyone's conversations and giggling to myself whilst not contributing a single thing. Eventually though, I decided to start typing sarcastic responses to people in chat, and people would question what I was, how a fetus could type etc. Basically people were pretty amused by my continuous affirmation that I was in fact a fetus living within a jar with WiFi. Really, I was just having fun being sarcastic and trolling people while sucking at CS:GO. During that time I talked to a lot of OFPR members, and eventually Warlord told me that I should apply. Since I liked everyone I'd met from OFPR I decided to give it a shot but not without dragging my brother with me. If I was to become the pawn of some sick secret organization plotting to take over the world utilizing food items and sarcastic humor, then he would naturally have to join me. And thus, I applied to OFPR with Rony and was eventually accepted (Something that many members will forever regret). I realize this is super long but I have a terrible habit of over explaining things because I like to make myself feel special since I'm a failure at life.

BIO: My real name is Maira Giraldo, as many of you already know. I was born in Florida but currently reside in Georgia with my Parents, and Rony. I am not actually a fetus, however I do sometimes wonder what life would be like if I was. Could I swim in my own pee without having to ponder the horribly unsanitary conditions I am in? Could I use my umbilical cord to jump from tree to tree like a money? Could I use my stem cells to develop claws to kill unsuspecting potential mothers? Anyways, I'm 20 years old and am currently going to college for Biological Engineering. My plan is to recreate the dinosaurs in order to destroy humanity. I can elaborate on my plan if you so desire, just not here since my post is already long enough as it is. Sometimes I like to walk around my house pretending I'm a cat. My parents probably think I'm crazy, but they love me either way.. They don't really have a choice I guess. Rony and I often have meowing battles with each other, as well as clawing battles. I'm growing my nails out so I can forever win.  I tend to ramble a lot and I don't talk to strangers very often. Usually when someone new comes into vent I'm more quiet than usual. I spend way too much time analyzing people and forming theories about what they are going to do, what they are thinking, or what they have done. Often times I'm relatively accurate. This also goes hand in hand with the well known fact that I tend to stalk people on the internet. I would like to clarify that I do this simply for the sake of knowing that I am capable of finding people and not for the sake of actually stalking people. Once I find your facebooks I never look at them again, and forget everything I saw after about 15 minutes. I have terrible memory. I also get lost very easily. I also trip really easily. I'm also really short. I also sound like a little boy. I don't know why I'm still typing. I'm just rambling at this point. Okay, I'm done. Hi.
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2013, 10:09:18 AM »

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How many rabbits do you have?  Are you slowly building a fur coat as they die?  I mean, I wouldn't blame you because they have some of the softest fur I have ever felt.
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2013, 11:45:31 AM »

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So much sad. I have one bunny and a tortoise. Ive never actually witnessed any of my rabbits die since theyve always died in someone else's care while I was in Colombia. But if I had I would have burried them in my backyard like I did with my parakeets that Rony killed when I was a kid. No fur coats. :'(

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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2013, 12:29:18 PM »

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Turtle shell bra??
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2013, 12:35:43 PM »

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No :(

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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #43 on: March 25, 2013, 01:24:00 PM »

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So much sad. I have one bunny and a tortoise. Ive never actually witnessed any of my rabbits die since theyve always died in someone else's care while I was in Colombia. But if I had I would have burried them in my backyard like I did with my parakeets that Rony killed when I was a kid. No fur coats. :'(

Why not let them live on in perpetuity as maybe a pillowcase? 
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Re: [OFPR] Member Bios
« Reply #44 on: March 25, 2013, 01:46:23 PM »

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JOIN DATE: joined as FPS_DOUG_Silentkiller, now the Reverend, Maybe September, 2006, same time as thebiggoat
RECRUITED BY: Probly Asshole_[OFPR]
INFO: My buddy introduced me to 1.6 and started playing that shit. Got into source when it came out and started playing in the OFPR servers when Office and Dust2 were the most popular servers in css. Joined because I was lonely and needed friends. I left when I started going to school, I periodically show up every now and then. After I graduate Ill play more.
BIO: Corey from just north of Boston. Graduated highschool in 2009 and set to graduate from Endicott College in May with a BA in Business Marketing. Ive worked slave labor jobs my entire life because im a piece of shit and had nothing better to do with my life, aka pumped gas at sunoco, worked in an aluminum factory for years. I like all Boston sports teams, especially the Bruins and Pats. I like playing football, lifting weights, packing dips, fingering my own asshole, playing guild wars, drinking beer, and getting tattoos. Justin think im fat.


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