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  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
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  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
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  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
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  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
    May 02, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
  • Sushi K: also ace, almost forgot that one
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  • Derpo Bugginz: I'
    May 11, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'm* going to have to get Arma eventually -- Most of my Steam friends have moved onto that
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  • VajIsForFags: Agent, I know you hate Colombians, especially of the fetal variety, but I am neither of those, so could you unblock my cellphone? :p
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  • VajIsForFags: (I am currently in Fetus' city: CalĂ­)
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  • Fetus: WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR ME???? I'll have you all know I've been busy settling down and doing my womanly duties in the kitchen. That's all I do now. Clean and work. Please end my existence.
    May 15, 2017, 08:52:53 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess its unblocked by itself already? Not sure if that VZW address caused an autoblock.
    May 16, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I was on the road so it migjg have sent a few packets a couple of times in a row. Was a bit weird.
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  • VajIsForFags: Fetus, welcome to being an adult. Also, the woman I pay to clean my place is totally worth it. She even changes my sheets and puts them in the wash!
    May 16, 2017, 09:58:16 PM
  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
    May 22, 2017, 09:30:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Well, you could try sleeping in someone else's filth and sweat.
    May 27, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: oo
    June 11, 2017, 01:23:08 AM
  • Fetus: oo
    June 14, 2017, 08:22:51 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry for killing the conversation...
    June 22, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: What conversation?
    June 24, 2017, 02:05:35 PM
  • Fetus: When will you come back and play ARAM with me? :'(
    June 26, 2017, 11:24:15 PM
  • VajIsForFags: When Agent buys me a laptop? :P I do miss playing. Pero tambien tengo una argentina viviendo conmigo ahora... :D
    July 07, 2017, 12:45:10 PM
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    July 14, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: OK let me know when it gets there
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  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: anyone still have invites to private torrent sites?
    July 18, 2017, 01:57:07 AM
  • CJmango: PUBG though.
    July 27, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: it went thru a phase playing that game... first started bunch of wins easy, then a ton of shit htis the fan, and now im back to wins all day everyday... that said that server desync is real... so low fps too qq
    July 29, 2017, 02:28:49 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: and when i said shit hits the fan i had like 200 games and like only 2-3 wins... last 50-60 games i have 21 wins so
    July 29, 2017, 02:29:44 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: ranking restart soon though take those SS of the server where i have 1 game played 1 win 10k 0 d and call it worth $35
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  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 5 million copies sold.. they should've fix way more shit by now derp
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  • CJmango: Yeah, I could see that.  It's a lot to fix in a short period of time too though.
    July 30, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
  • CJmango: kinda fucked up psychology too.  They made a ton of money and they could just say fuck it.  But now they have all these users and can go try and make the game better and figure out another way to extract cash from the users with crates and keys and shit
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  • VajIsForFags: And god damn't, I let my domain lapse quite a few years ago and now it is listed for $1900... :(
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Author Topic: What are you drinking?  (Read 6930 times)

Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2012, 12:51:16 AM »

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Leinenkugel's Snowdrift Vanilla Porter.

I had two of these tonight.  They're malty with hints of coffee and cocoa but it's smoothed out a bit by the vanilla.  It would be a good for introducing to someone who doesn't usually drink dark beers.

7.5/10

Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2012, 02:15:24 AM »

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im on beer 7 of my 12 pack of budweiser, im cheap,getov er it. wif ewent to bed over 2 hrours ago, prob pissed. oh well, i like neer.



Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2012, 09:09:40 AM »

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A lot of people can't handle the Bud Diesel that is why they bash it, I love some Bud Heavy, Bud Light Platinum too.
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Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2012, 09:21:01 AM »

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I don't drink, I'm underage, but watching you guys post either while drunk or about being drunk is quite hilarious.

Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2012, 10:45:39 AM »

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Hopefully I can find some yeungling this weekend in Austin.  Fucking love that shit but can't get it here in Louisiana.  If not, going to get drunk as fuck on some Shiner Bock!!!

Yeah, that was a nice welcome to living in DC.  I had never had Yeungling before and now it is one of my go to's in bars.  Plus, you can't argue with how cheap it is. 


Shotgun, you should go look up Imperial's older posts.  He has some classic drunk posts.  In fact, there was one time, probably 5 or 6 years ago, where he essentially vomited posts all over the forums while drunk.  The next day he went and deleted all of them, and as a result the global mods (just me and him at the time) both lost our privilege to delete posts for quite awhile. 

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Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2012, 01:30:40 PM »

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I have a kegerator that contains a half keg of keystone light.  For fifty bucks a pop you can't go wrong.  As soon as I don't have other people constantly drinking my beer I am probably going to get a Yeungling halfer.  I am getting a new half every 2 weeks. crazy.

Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2012, 01:55:34 PM »

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I like Yeungling but they don't sell it in MI. My go to cheap beer is Molson.

Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2012, 02:57:31 PM »

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A lot of people can't handle the Bud Diesel that is why they bash it, I love some Bud Heavy, Bud Light Platinum too.
I think that it is more it tastes bad to most people. That's certainly why I don't drink Bud. There are better tasting beers out there, so why would I settle for one that I would imagine tastes like piss if it could sour?

Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2012, 10:47:11 PM »

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Bud heavy doesn't taste bad.   Its that it is brewed with rice and gives pussies headaches. 
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Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2012, 09:08:29 PM »

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This

on the rocks
Clearly it's not arrogance, for arrogance would be a flaw.

Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2012, 09:26:38 PM »

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I had a Dos Equis today, it was pretty normal tasting. Not bad, not great. Probably won't try it again though, too many similar beers I prefer.

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Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2012, 11:51:40 PM »

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I just drank 3 prototype Budweiser beers from the Brewmaster Project 12:

(each description is taken off the label)

Batch 6318 - deep golden pilsner brewed with hop varieties used at the St Louis Brewery in the 19th Century (6%)

Batch 91406 -  A deep amber lager brewed with 2 row and caramel malts and finished on beechwood chips (6%)

Batch 23185 - Lager aged on bourbon staves and vanilla beans (5.5%)

Batch 23185 won the contest they had with these 3 beers (all of them are pretty damn good, not something you come to expect from an A.B. product) and will be labeled as Black Crown and raised to 6% alc/vol.  Should be available in your market around Feb 2013.
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Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2012, 09:34:40 AM »

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This is what I had last night. 



Shitty, you really need to go to Prague and have some real Budweiser. 
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Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2012, 02:56:47 PM »

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2 Mickeys 40's

I keep that shit gangsta.

Better than OE or Colt .45 IMO

First 40 ill give a 3/10      the second was 4/10. The second 40 always tastes better....
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Re: What are you drinking?
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2012, 03:13:23 PM »

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40s, keep it bud heavy or High Life.  But I am throwing down a 6er of Bud Heavy before the wife gets home.
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