Women Love the Rod!
Monk, your signature is a nightmare.
How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?
I raise your 150 year old whiskey and drink ten dollar red wine.
Go fart in a wine glass, stir it around and smell it you pretentious dicks!
I indulged in quite a few Shocktop End of the World Midnight Wheat yesterday. Quite damn delicious!!!