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Author Topic: BPL  (Read 5099 times)

BPL
« on: August 17, 2013, 09:47:20 AM »

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The BPL's first match played today...Liverpool's Daniel Sturridge with the first goal. Personally, I hope Manchester City, West Ham, and Tottenham have good seasons.

What I'm interested to see is how the Red Devils do with Moyes as their manager...Sir Alex was arguably the best manager of all time and if he thinks David Moyes will do well, then I'm sure the fans agree. I have a feeling they aren't going to win the league this year and everyone will blame Moyes for it. With Rooney leaving and all, this could be an interesting season for them. I still think they'll finish in the top 5 for sure, and qualify for UCL like they always do.

All in all, I have 3 words. GO WEST HAM!
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1. Rooney hasnt left and might not. we have no idea. press just jumps on even the slightest hunch cuz they are so hungry for material during the offseason.

2. i hope tottenham poops on bitches and keeps hold of Bale. with their recent additions they have added alot of depth. i really want them to get into UCL again since they got cheated out of it last season with chelsea getting grandfathered in having won the final.

i cant wait for the season to resume, summer has been far too boring lol


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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2013, 09:36:36 AM »

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I am a Manchester City fan and try to watch every EPL game they play. I am really glad they got rid of Mancini because I did not like his style of play and the new guy seems more aggressive and positive and I am hoping that City is more fun to watch now. I had been considering moving teams if things stayed the same. I just fucking hate slow-paced possession-based soccer like Barca has perfected.

I was still on vacation the last two days so I missed almost all the action, but thankfully the ONE game I can watch from the comfort of my own home is my Man City :D Looking forward to being painfully stressed for 2 hours this afternoon >.<

Side-note, Benteke is the next great Premier League striker and will be right up there with Van Persie for goals.

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I am a Manchester City fan and try to watch every EPL game they play. I am really glad they got rid of Mancini because I did not like his style of play and the new guy seems more aggressive and positive and I am hoping that City is more fun to watch now. I had been considering moving teams if things stayed the same. I just fucking hate slow-paced possession-based soccer like Barca has perfected.

I was still on vacation the last two days so I missed almost all the action, but thankfully the ONE game I can watch from the comfort of my own home is my Man City :D Looking forward to being painfully stressed for 2 hours this afternoon >.<

Side-note, Benteke is the next great Premier League striker and will be right up there with Van Persie for goals.

Manchester City lost to Cardiff...you don't even know how hard I was laughing (i was pretty pissed since i like em but still) at the fact that Cardiff won. And yeah. Benteke is gonna be amazing. I heard about some guy name Christian Benitez who died and he was a soccer player for like America or something like that but the person who told me about it didn't know much about soccer and just said Christian B. something or other. I think i almost had a heart attack because i thought it was Christian Benteke
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2013, 09:16:32 PM »

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Yeah I was laughing hard too. I really don't feel like watching City play anymore lol, that was embarrassing. No way I'm waking up early for them this week.

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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2013, 10:39:35 PM »

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christian benitez. 27. played for club america in liga MX in mexico. he was an excellent player for ecuador? i dont remember entirely but yeah definitely left way to young. one of the best players in his league

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« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2013, 06:52:33 AM »

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christian benitez. 27. played for club america in liga MX in mexico. he was an excellent player for ecuador? i dont remember entirely but yeah definitely left way to young. one of the best players in his league
That's pretty sad...I had only heard the name 1 or 2 times on TV but was he really that good? No matter how good though, he went too young.

To get off that scary topic, have you guys heard of Paul Pogba? Holy crap! He scored a goal for Juventus that made me laugh so hard.
http://i.minus.com/ibzZ7UQi7MCITc.gif
The curve...lmao. The best part is, he's 20. He's gonna be the next Messi.
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« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2013, 11:39:16 AM »

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pogba plays a CM/ CDM position and used to be part of Man U but transfered to Juve before last season started. he has insane potential and will hopefully become amazing for both club and his country, france.

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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2013, 12:54:02 PM »

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Wake me up when he plays in the EPL.

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« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2013, 01:51:10 PM »

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Man U is gonna be top 3 for sure. There is a huge difference in my opinion between chelsea, man city, and man u over the next big 3 of arsenal, tottenham, and liverpool. I think with tottenham's recent buying that they are better than arsenal until arsenal brings in a player or two. I do think that Moyes is kind of in a lose lose situation because if man u does well its because he was gifted an amazing team by fergie but if man u does poorly everyone is going to look at him for failing to bring in any new players unless they are able to snag up one of the many players they have been linked with this summer at the last minute.

I try to watch as many of the premier league games that I can especially if it has one of the top 6 teams playing.

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arsenal has made like one signing this summer. Mathieu Flamini. hes like 32 years old.

i will agree that chelsea man city and man u are a tier above the next top 3 but the bpl usually has a few surprises in its sleeve such as man city's lose to cardiff. regardless it should be an exciting season like always.

its looking like tottenham is going to lose bale, since he refuses to show up to training, but if it has come down to this, so be it.

i understand why someone would want to move to Real madrid, but i would value playing time over playing for an elite club. tottenham played around his needs and talents and i cant see RM doing that for him.

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arsenal has made like one signing this summer. Mathieu Flamini. hes like 32 years old.

i will agree that chelsea man city and man u are a tier above the next top 3 but the bpl usually has a few surprises in its sleeve such as man city's lose to cardiff. regardless it should be an exciting season like always.

its looking like tottenham is going to lose bale, since he refuses to show up to training, but if it has come down to this, so be it.

i understand why someone would want to move to Real madrid, but i would value playing time over playing for an elite club. tottenham played around his needs and talents and i cant see RM doing that for him.
Especially considering Bale and CR7 play the same position...and everyone prioritizes CR7 over Bale with decent reason...and I'm sure CR7 would whine about Bale taking the free kicks. And of course Bale would take them, he's the best free kick taker in the world.
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2013, 02:56:40 PM »

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So guess who just got signed to Real Madrid...
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2013, 05:11:16 PM »

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yup it happened.

exciting deadline day though. i always love them. so many deals that seemingly come out of nowhere, such as maicon going to manchester city last year.

overall super excited that the season is underway!

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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2013, 05:25:50 PM »

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The Maicon deal came out of nowhere and went nowhere too, he barely had an impact.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?