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Draft Tonight
« on: August 25, 2013, 10:51:32 AM »

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Good luck all on selecting your teams. I'll be at work drafting so no vent for me :/ see y'all tonight!


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Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2013, 12:16:52 PM »

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wut time is it at again?

Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2013, 12:17:20 PM »

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wut time is it at again?

8 EST. I look forward to it.

Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2013, 05:39:22 PM »

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you all are fucked. im picking Carolina d number one overall. bitches.


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Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2013, 05:40:25 PM »

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you all are fucked. im picking Carolina d number one overall. bitches.

Pfft, SANCHEZ, bitch.

Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2013, 06:25:34 PM »

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Everyone should be in vent for this. It should be fun.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2013, 04:13:22 PM »

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who actually drafted?  I ended up going away last saturday and I just got back to see a pretty good team.

Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2013, 04:21:22 PM »

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who actually drafted?  I ended up going away last saturday and I just got back to see a pretty good team.

I think 9 of us were there. I got a B-grade draft report and I knew why. My receiving corps is beast but my RBs are average at best (Stevan Ridley and Ryan Matthews). I might see if anyone is willing to trade a #1 RB for a #1 WR (not Megatron). I need one top-tier RB to have a really dominant team.

Also, I had the 9th pick which sucks ass. I felt like it was the worst position to have.

Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2013, 02:25:32 PM »

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yeah I think there were 3, 4 at most afk drafters there.

The Roster!!:

QBs:
Matt Ryan
Colin Kaepernick


RBs:
Ray Rice
MJD
Eddie Lacy
Mark Ingram


WRs:
TY Hilton
Eric Decker
Lance Moore


TEs:
Antonio Gates
Tyler Eifert


K:
Mike Nugent

Def:
Cincinnati


Draft Grade B:

When a bottom-half draft slot yields top-half results, that's the sign of a strong effort by the GM. Such was the case with Zimmerman Flakes, which flipped its eighth overall pick into a projected fifth-place finish in OFPR 2013 League (8-5-0, 1,433 points). Zimmerman Flakes loaded up on ballcarriers early, using three of their first five picks to scoop up RBs Ray Rice (first round), Maurice Jones-Drew (second round), and Eddie Lacy (fifth round). They ended up with one of the top tandems of QBs in the league, as they scooped up Colin Kaepernick and Matt Ryan.

The Season Ahead
Week 9 might test the managerial chops of the Zimmerman Flakes coach. Among all weeks this season, it has both their largest number of players (3) and projected fantasy points on bye. From the perspective of opponents' projected points, they have the least challenging schedule in the league. Along with having the easiest overall schedule, Zimmerman Flakes also has the easiest first four games of the season. Zimmerman Flakes has a well-balanced schedule this season, avoiding prolonged stretches against either the projected top or bottom teams in the league.

Draft Notes

Strongest Position: With four better-than-average positions on Zimmerman Flakes, QB (11.5% above the league average) and RB (8.9%) are projected as especially
strong units.

QB Controversy?: The coach of Zimmerman Flakes might need to flip a coin. Their top-drafted QB (Matt Ryan) and second-drafted QB (Colin Kaepernick) have very similar seasonal point projections.

Beginning with a Bang: Zimmerman Flakes got off to a sizzling start, amassing the most projected points in the league during the first half of the draft.

Hit the Waiver Wire: Zimmerman Flakes will need a hand from the waiver wire in Week 12, as their only K (Mike Nugent) and only DEF (Cincinnati) will both be on bye that week.

Mr. Irrelevant: Zimmerman Flakes may know something no one else does, grabbing Tyler Eifert, who is on a squad in less than 10% of all Yahoo! leagues (8%).

Risk Hater: Actuaries love the drafting style of Zimmerman Flakes. They minimized risk by selecting six consistent players among their 13 picks.
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Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2013, 08:09:40 PM »

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Cheering for the Home Team: (╯°□°)╯︵ ɯɐǝʇ ɹno⅄ might be a fan of the New England Patriots. They reached three times to draft a player from that team.
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Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2013, 11:11:35 PM »

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I'm rooting for whoever has Tavon Austin, if anyone does
AnThRaX_: just give me fucking spelunky you cocksuckers
You can be the clan pet, the one no one walks or feeds.

Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2013, 11:45:28 PM »

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post your rosters and draft grade breakdowns you fags
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Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2013, 12:15:51 AM »

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I don't think the draft breakdowns are very informative because they're computer generated but I think it would be nice to have all your rosters, as an outsider.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2013, 08:04:21 AM »

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Roster:

QB:
Matthew Stafford


RB:
Stevan Ridley
Ryan Matthews

WR:
Calvin Johnson
Roddy White
Steve Smith

TE:
Kyle Rudolph

K:
Sebastian Janikowski

DEF:
49ers

BENCH:
Matt Schaub
Daryl Richardson
Josh Gordon
Brandon Pettigrew

DRAFT REPORT CARD:

Draft Grade: B

A mediocre draft slot can often result in a mediocre draft performance. Picking ninth overall, Scranton Stranglers is projected to land in sixth place in OFPR 2013 League with a record of 7-6-0 (1,442 points). With their first five picks, Scranton Stranglers focused on balance, selecting QB Matthew Stafford (40th overall), RBs Stevan Ridley (16th) and Ryan Mathews (57th), and WRs Calvin Johnson (9th) and Roddy White (33rd). They landed the most prolific foursome of WRs in the league, as they added Johnson, White, Steve Smith, and Josh Gordon.

The Season Ahead
Week 9 appears to be a tricky one, as the top two projected scorers (Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson) for Scranton Stranglers will be relaxing during off weeks. From the perspective of opponents' projected points, they have a tougher-than-average schedule. Corresponding with the fourth-most grueling overall schedule, Scranton Stranglers also has the second-toughest first four games of the season. Scranton Stranglers has a well-balanced schedule this season, avoiding prolonged stretches against either the projected top or bottom teams in the league.

Draft Notes
Best Position: Scranton Stranglers has four above-average positions with WR (12.9% above the league positional average) and DEF (9.3%) projected to lead the way.
Consistency Is My Middle Name: With nine consistent players among their 13 picks, Scranton Stranglers is looking for reliable help.


Re: Draft Tonight
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2013, 09:20:20 AM »

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QB:
Aaron Rodgers (GB)
Joe Flacco (BAL)

RB:
Alfred Morris (WAS)
Darren Sproles (NO)
Danny Woodhead (SD)

WR:
Andre Johnson (HOU)
Vincent Jackson (TB)
James Jones (GB)
Miles Austin (DAL)

TE:
Jared Cook (STL)

Kicker:
Josh Brown (NYG)

Def:
Green Bay
Baltimore

Draft Grade: B

The poor draft position for Migrant Workers proved too great an obstacle to overcome. After selecting 12th overall, they're projected to finish ninth in OFPR 2013 League with a record of 5-8-0 (1,475 points). Migrant Workers loaded up on pass-catching weapons early on, using four of their first seven selections to acquire WRs Andre Johnson (third round), Vincent Jackson (fourth round), James Jones (sixth round), and Miles Austin (seventh round). They landed one of the best tandems of QBs in the league, as they scooped up Aaron Rodgers and Joe Flacco.

The Season Ahead
With the most players (4) and most projected fantasy points on bye, Week 8 figures to test the depth of Migrant Workers. From the perspective of opponents' projected points, they have a softer-than-average slate. In addition to having the sixth-easiest overall schedule, Migrant Workers has the second-easiest first four games of the season. Migrant Workers has a well-balanced schedule this season, avoiding prolonged stretches against either the projected top or bottom teams in the league.

Draft Notes
Best Position: Migrant Workers has four above-average positions with QB (9.2% above the league positional average) and RB (6.0%) projected to lead the way.
Consistency Is My Middle Name: With five consistent players among their 13 picks, Migrant Workers is looking for reliable help.
Super Sleeper: With the hope of a breakout performance, Migrant Workers grabbed Josh Brown with pick No. 132.
Single Serving: Going with just a single TE (Jared Cook) and K (Josh Brown), Migrant Workers opted to add depth at other positions.
Big D: They say that defense wins championships, but maybe not in fantasy football. Migrant Workers chose to go with two DEFs instead of loading up at other spots.