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Author Topic: Bacon of the Month Club  (Read 2399 times)

Bacon of the Month Club
« on: December 23, 2013, 12:04:54 PM »

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Well I got a subscription to it until April. This month I recieved:

- Western Bacon Jerky
- Garlic Pepper Bacon Jerky
- Sweet and Spicy Bacon Jerky
- 1 lb. of Honey BBQ Bacon
- 1 lb. of Country Bacon (whatever that means.)
- A bag of Maple Pancake mix to go with my bacon
- A bottle of Syrup
- A bag of Bacon Bits
- A T-shirt that says: Bacon is meat candy!

Just thought I would tell you guys about this to raise awareness for the Bacon world.

Also:
AnThRaX_: just give me fucking spelunky you cocksuckers
You can be the clan pet, the one no one walks or feeds.

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 12:07:05 PM »

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That is way too much bacon, incredibly unhealthy.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2013, 12:15:49 PM »

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Thrax, just so you know, the bacon jerky come in packs on like 6 strips. Really not as much as it seems, but yes it is way too unhealthy. But don't think I am the only person eating it...
AnThRaX_: just give me fucking spelunky you cocksuckers
You can be the clan pet, the one no one walks or feeds.

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2014, 10:30:56 AM »

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THIS IS ALL GONE EXCEPT THE BACON BITS AND SYRUP. I ATE THE T-SHIRT TOO.
AnThRaX_: just give me fucking spelunky you cocksuckers
You can be the clan pet, the one no one walks or feeds.

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2014, 10:32:03 AM »

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NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH BACON...

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2014, 11:09:46 AM »

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TELL THAT TO MY STOMACH  :puke2:
DuckPlunger: </3
Sushi K: <~3 <--glue
DuckPlunger: love glue?
Sushi K: dude, you don't even know
DuckPlunger: 8======D ~o ~o ~o

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2014, 06:14:31 AM »

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This sounds terrifying.
I DONT LIKE TO EAT POOP HE'S LYING

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2014, 02:05:07 PM »

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I just had bacon in a sandwich for lunch and bacon on its own for dessert. MURICA

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2014, 05:48:23 PM »

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double bacon cheeseburger... germany!
DuckPlunger: </3
Sushi K: <~3 <--glue
DuckPlunger: love glue?
Sushi K: dude, you don't even know
DuckPlunger: 8======D ~o ~o ~o

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2014, 03:41:21 PM »

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Month 2 Shipment has arrived. I recieved:

- 1 package of Sun Dried Tomato Bacon (BLT)
- 1 package of Applewood Smoked Bacon

Shipment was lighter this month because month one you get your starter pack to get you hooked on the bacon so you buy even more subscriptions.
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You can be the clan pet, the one no one walks or feeds.

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2014, 07:16:58 PM »

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Applewood Smoked is THE TITS. Very normal though, I can get it from local grocery stores.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2014, 08:04:26 PM »

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Applewood Smoked is THE TITS. Very normal though, I can get it from local grocery stores.
Thrax this is premium bacon, it's not your local grocery store crap.
AnThRaX_: just give me fucking spelunky you cocksuckers
You can be the clan pet, the one no one walks or feeds.

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2014, 08:42:39 PM »

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Applewood Smoked is THE TITS. Very normal though, I can get it from local grocery stores.
Thrax this is premium bacon, it's not your local grocery store crap.

SHOTS FIRED

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2014, 09:04:03 PM »

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Applewood Smoked is THE TITS. Very normal though, I can get it from local grocery stores.
Thrax this is premium bacon, it's not your local grocery store crap.
He's in Canadia. His local grocery store is the farm.

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2014, 09:11:07 PM »

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They didn't name a bacon after our country for nothing

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2014, 10:42:49 PM »

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I mean you can get applewood smoked at many grocery stores, I didn't say you can get amazing applewood smoked. If I'm subscribing to a bacn of the month club I'd hope for actual rare bacon species.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2014, 07:01:12 AM »

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May not be rare, but is high quality and DELICIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AnThRaX_: just give me fucking spelunky you cocksuckers
You can be the clan pet, the one no one walks or feeds.

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2014, 09:32:31 AM »

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Look what came in the mail today!


How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2014, 08:52:11 PM »

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dude why did u cover your address

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2014, 10:47:20 PM »

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Just had some chocolate cover bacon for the first time today.  so goooood

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2014, 08:40:02 AM »

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if you photoshop his hand out you can still see the address

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2014, 09:02:46 AM »

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Johall dont give up my secret :o

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Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2014, 10:11:06 AM »

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if you photoshop his hand out you can still see the address

Magic cameras would be cool.

At least it wasn't geotagged :)

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2014, 12:34:06 PM »

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MONTH 3 SHIPMENT HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!
(final month for trains so i dont actually get diabetes.)
Louisiana Blackened Bacon

And then some really really saucy chipotle country bacon.


BAAAAAAAAAACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
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Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2014, 03:25:33 PM »

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Fuck, chipotle bacon sounds amazing.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: Bacon of the Month Club
« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2014, 04:59:53 PM »

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