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  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
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  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
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  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
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  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
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Author Topic: 2014 Fantasy Football  (Read 3293 times)

2014 Fantasy Football
« on: August 01, 2014, 06:05:10 PM »

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It's that time of year again.  Sorry I disappeared before last year's draft, but let's figure out who's going to play this year.  Post if you are in. 
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 11:27:00 PM »

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Obviously, the champ has to put his title on the line.
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Go fart in a wine glass, stir it around and smell it you pretentious dicks!

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2014, 02:08:07 AM »

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Seriously?  You actually won?  I never would have guessed.
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2014, 09:37:10 AM »

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Never done one of these before, probably gonna draft whoever has the coolest name. I'm in!
AnThRaX_: just give me fucking spelunky you cocksuckers
You can be the clan pet, the one no one walks or feeds.

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2014, 10:40:01 AM »

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We take this seriously Pelican.  If you are in, you are expected to actually try.  Anyone who disappears part way through the season is will not be allowed to play again (Knives knows this). 

Also, do you guys want to put some money on this? Was thinking maybe $10 or $20 if we do. 
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2014, 05:26:46 PM »

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My dad will play again, no $ though.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2014, 07:54:33 PM »

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Your dad was off to a very good start last season! I was sure he would have taken the crown.

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2014, 10:28:16 AM »

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I am cool for putting money in... 2 time winner will be back to solidify his position as a dynasty!

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2014, 08:32:15 PM »

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Knee, you created the league last year, right?  Can you set it up again this year and send out all the invites, plus me? 
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2014, 08:10:02 PM »

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Knee, you created the league last year, right?  Can you set it up again this year and send out all the invites, plus me? 
I renewed it... where you want the invite rage?

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2014, 10:47:53 PM »

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Can you PM me a link? 
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2014, 10:23:08 AM »

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Sent you a message.
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2014, 01:26:25 AM »

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Thanks. Now we need to get lazy fuckers back in the league.
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2014, 07:25:40 AM »

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Papa Johns Pizza reporting for duty!

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2014, 06:08:41 PM »

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Where is Thrax and his dad and everyone else?
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2014, 11:41:55 PM »

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My dad told me he was in the league already..

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2014, 11:49:18 PM »

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We have the following teams:

Zimmerman Flakes (Steve)
Red Dragon
Migrant Workers (Scott)
Papa Johns (Sean/Agent Michael)
Me
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2014, 09:49:41 AM »

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Ya Red Dragon is my papa. What time is your draft?

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2014, 04:43:43 PM »

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August 31st at 5:00 EST

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2014, 10:23:38 PM »

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I made shitty the commissioner and dropped from the league... I do not have the time and energy to commit to FF this year. In my last semester of school and focusing heavy on that... Sorry

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2014, 07:45:18 PM »

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So now we're down to 3 people...I hope other people decide to commit.

Knee, don't worry about it man. You got your priorities in line and that's good!

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2014, 08:52:04 PM »

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Yeah, not looking so promising this year. 
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2014, 09:32:24 PM »

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Probably better off just playing one of the fantasy games ESPN offers like Eliminator, Pick'Em, or Gridiron Challenge and make an OFPR group.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2014, 09:50:37 PM »

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Thrax, can you start up a group?
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2014, 09:55:35 PM »

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Which game do people want to play? I already play all of them so anything's good.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2014, 12:37:58 AM »

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Just do a group for each.
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2014, 06:43:03 PM »

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im down for some fantasy football
DuckPlunger: </3
Sushi K: <~3 <--glue
DuckPlunger: love glue?
Sushi K: dude, you don't even know
DuckPlunger: 8======D ~o ~o ~o

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2014, 09:37:17 PM »

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Fuck me I made a post with links but I guess I forgot to hit submit??? Fuck.

Edit: you sneaky fuck splitting it into a new thread.

How can you not like a girl who is 26 but look 13?

Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2014, 04:41:19 PM »

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I figured it made sense to have a separate thread with all the info easy to find.  :P
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Re: 2014 Fantasy Football
« Reply #29 on: August 31, 2014, 05:15:43 PM »

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God dammit, I hate that this league died. I did auto draft for the league and got a fantastic lineup.

Sucks I can't use it this year. Too late to sign up for other leagues.