I'm amazed at some of the quotes from the judge. In particular, this part of the exchange:
Mr. Allen: You reckon if I let you suck my dick I could get a fair trial?
The Court: Oh, I don't think so.
Mr. Allen: I got a big dick now, and if I pull it out --
The Court: I don't think that's going to get you a fair trial unless you have
Mr. Allen: I'm done
The Court: -every one of the jurors do it.
The judge is saying the guy isn't going to get a fair trial and he's suggesting the jury should suck off the defendant. At this point, you'd think some hack lawyer might want to step up to try and make a name for themself.
Also, the exchange where the judge says: Oh, of course. You know, you look like a queer.
I really want to see someone bring this to life now.