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  • VajIsForFags: Surprisingly, Florida's age of consent is 18 and the age you can marry is 18 (or 16 with parent's consent). I totally would have guessed their age of consent to be something ridiculous like 12 and to be able to marry at 10.
    December 28, 2016, 12:41:21 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Washington on the other hand has an age of consent of 16 and NO minimum age for marriage, but it can be overruled by the court. So Thrax, you can get your marriage certificate ready for this weekend.
    December 28, 2016, 12:42:17 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: 16 is consent as long as you're within about 2 years of their age.
    December 28, 2016, 06:56:29 PM
  • 311: Washington will beat Alabama!!!!!!!!!!
    December 30, 2016, 07:27:55 PM
  • 311: or NOT!!!!!!!!....
    December 31, 2016, 10:15:25 PM
  • 311: FML
    December 31, 2016, 10:15:36 PM
  • 311: next year for sure. Browning is a sophomore so high hopes!!!!!
    December 31, 2016, 10:16:27 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Yeah, I really wanted to watch Alabama lose. Started out good. Hopefully Clemson kicks the shit out of them like they did Ohio State.
    January 04, 2017, 01:04:02 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Also, if anyone is interested in visiting Cuba, now is a good time to go. I had a great time for 2 weeks in December.
    January 04, 2017, 03:29:23 PM
  • Agent Orange: That's got to be the fastest I've heard anyone getting out of Gitmo.
    January 04, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • VajIsForFags: :D
    January 05, 2017, 09:57:27 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I don't know how many of you have it already but I'm going to try and get into Rainbow 6 Siege this year
    January 08, 2017, 01:54:51 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: Don't have any friends that regularly play so I pretty much solo queue right now
    January 08, 2017, 01:55:08 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: Have Siege on ps4 and xbone.  Love it
    January 09, 2017, 12:40:31 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: That moment:  when you haven't played CS:GO in long enough that you have no rank and get to play against silvers as a no rank.
    January 11, 2017, 12:29:39 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Comp dust2: 35 minute game
    January 11, 2017, 12:30:01 AM
  • Humblefunk: Hey strangers! I added a post in the forums but figured I'd type here to add more visibility. Johnny and I have started up the Minecraft realms server again that so many of us worked on. Come join us!
    January 19, 2017, 01:26:24 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Have any of you accepted/added me to your XBOX live friends lists?
    January 27, 2017, 10:24:03 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Dunno.  Same name as here; add me.
    January 27, 2017, 10:28:28 PM
  • hypnotics.: Hello
    January 31, 2017, 02:36:43 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: hello
    February 04, 2017, 07:54:38 PM
  • 311: Hello
    February 04, 2017, 09:41:27 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fucking pats...
    February 06, 2017, 09:57:57 AM
  • AnThRaX_: ;)
    February 08, 2017, 09:55:21 AM
  • xGraeme63x: Hello?
    March 02, 2017, 11:03:45 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Am I still alive? Am I still allowed around here?
    March 02, 2017, 11:06:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: You are dead and banned, that's why you can post!
    March 04, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Classic me. Dead as per usual.
    March 07, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
  • Agent Orange: Huh, the gaming news bot is still pulling in info from everywhere.
    March 21, 2017, 07:45:31 PM
  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
    April 04, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
    April 14, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
    April 15, 2017, 08:15:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
    May 02, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
  • Sushi K: also ace, almost forgot that one
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:45 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'
    May 11, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'm* going to have to get Arma eventually -- Most of my Steam friends have moved onto that
    May 11, 2017, 06:00:06 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Agent, I know you hate Colombians, especially of the fetal variety, but I am neither of those, so could you unblock my cellphone? :p
    May 15, 2017, 05:28:49 PM
  • VajIsForFags: (I am currently in Fetus' city: CalĂ­)
    May 15, 2017, 05:29:57 PM
  • Fetus: WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR ME???? I'll have you all know I've been busy settling down and doing my womanly duties in the kitchen. That's all I do now. Clean and work. Please end my existence.
    May 15, 2017, 08:52:53 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess its unblocked by itself already? Not sure if that VZW address caused an autoblock.
    May 16, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I was on the road so it migjg have sent a few packets a couple of times in a row. Was a bit weird.
    May 16, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fetus, welcome to being an adult. Also, the woman I pay to clean my place is totally worth it. She even changes my sheets and puts them in the wash!
    May 16, 2017, 09:58:16 PM
  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
    May 22, 2017, 09:30:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Well, you could try sleeping in someone else's filth and sweat.
    May 27, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: oo
    June 11, 2017, 01:23:08 AM
  • Fetus: oo
    June 14, 2017, 08:22:51 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry for killing the conversation...
    June 22, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: What conversation?
    June 24, 2017, 02:05:35 PM
  • Fetus: When will you come back and play ARAM with me? :'(
    June 26, 2017, 11:24:15 PM
  • VajIsForFags: When Agent buys me a laptop? :P I do miss playing. Pero tambien tengo una argentina viviendo conmigo ahora... :D
    July 07, 2017, 12:45:10 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: C'mon Agent, get the man a laptop
    July 14, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: OK let me know when it gets there
    July 17, 2017, 04:38:13 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: anyone still have invites to private torrent sites?
    July 18, 2017, 01:57:07 AM
  • CJmango: PUBG though.
    July 27, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: it went thru a phase playing that game... first started bunch of wins easy, then a ton of shit htis the fan, and now im back to wins all day everyday... that said that server desync is real... so low fps too qq
    July 29, 2017, 02:28:49 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: and when i said shit hits the fan i had like 200 games and like only 2-3 wins... last 50-60 games i have 21 wins so
    July 29, 2017, 02:29:44 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: ranking restart soon though take those SS of the server where i have 1 game played 1 win 10k 0 d and call it worth $35
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:31 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 5 million copies sold.. they should've fix way more shit by now derp
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:55 AM
  • CJmango: Yeah, I could see that.  It's a lot to fix in a short period of time too though.
    July 30, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
  • CJmango: kinda fucked up psychology too.  They made a ton of money and they could just say fuck it.  But now they have all these users and can go try and make the game better and figure out another way to extract cash from the users with crates and keys and shit
    July 30, 2017, 08:30:49 AM
  • Fetus: hats
    August 01, 2017, 07:09:44 PM
  • CJmango: HATS.
    August 01, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 400$ skirts.. lmao pubg u scare me
    August 06, 2017, 02:09:57 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: had some guy I know sell a ton of H1Z1 skins and buy a $120 skirt for PUBG instead
    August 14, 2017, 02:48:13 AM
  • CJmango: jeesus
    August 14, 2017, 12:10:54 PM
  • CJmango: is he hoping it'll go up in value?
    August 14, 2017, 12:11:18 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: i think he just wanted a skirt
    August 15, 2017, 10:58:58 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well you know what they say
    August 19, 2017, 05:56:30 PM

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Sports Discussions / I can't be the only Warriors fan am I?
« on: June 14, 2017, 10:31:17 AM »
I know most ppl are haters but I will be going to a parade tomorrow, Dub nation! :icon_thumright: I live like 20 mins away from where they play (until they move across the bay!!)

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General Discussion / Computer won't start/ New Computer
« on: September 02, 2011, 01:57:14 AM »
So $1,224 Canadian looks like about $1,250 or so here in CA eh? +taxes I'd imagine.
This is so ironic, my comp just died on me. A few days ago, after gaming for a few hours, I was just viewing web pages (news sites, not porn Thraxy!) the comp just shut off as if it was unplugged. I thought that was word, then it did it again a couple times on my son yesterday.
Now, when you hit the power button, it sounds like it is going to start up, but never does, it never makes any beeps, it never gets to where you can hit F7 (or is that F8?) to start it in safe mode.

So, it looks like I am going to need one ASAP if no one has any good idea.

Sorry Thraxy, I didn't mean to highjack your thread.

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General Discussion / For those of you who.....
« on: August 14, 2011, 02:23:49 AM »
Thought I was dead, Fuck you, I'm still alive!!!
A bit older though, a couple weeks ago I threw myself a 50th b-day party (7-23-61) that was so much fun, I had about 40 ppl over.
I haven't been gaming or sitting in front of the comp at all. I still have the same POS comp, not sure if it would even run CSS, maybe I'll try.

For the first time since 1989 I find myself unemployed (ya, before some of you were born). It's been about a month now, and I'm stil enjoying it. Every morning is a Sunday morning!!!

Well now that I got the log in figured out I'll be checking in more.
:D
Cya

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General Discussion / Tron
« on: April 24, 2011, 12:00:18 PM »
Hello my fellow knuckleheads! Hope all is well for all of you.
I was having trouble logging in, I kept trying and saying fuck it, I'll just view as a guest!  Well I finally figured it out so here I am!

I thought I would share something funny I saw last night with daughter. Last week we saw the new Tron movie, it was ok, but I wanted her to see the original one from 1982. Her and I earlier in the evening were clowning on Charlie Sheen with his "Winning" phrase that he does in that smug ass tone. We were clowning on people doing stupid shit and saying "Losing!" in that same tone. Well half way through the original movie there is a scene where where Jeff Bridges looks down at the gaurds that are searching for him and says in that same smug ass tone- "losing!!" it was funny as all hell.

Yeah I know, most of you weren't even born yet when that movie came out. If you go watch it, watch for that part, but also listen to some the terms they use. Keep in mind this 1982 when it was realeased, Steve Wosniak and Steve Jobs probably just moved out of their garage into an office building!

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General Discussion / Who's got......
« on: October 24, 2010, 04:48:10 PM »
Tickets to game 1 of the World Series?
<<<<<<<<------  this guys does!!!

damn right! I'll be in the 3rd row of section 137 left field bleachers, yes i will have my glove so I can catch a Cody Ross homerun!!

Giants Baseball.......

[size=24]Torture!!![/size]

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Questions / Reformatting
« on: August 01, 2010, 02:18:51 PM »
Ok, I've had all I can stand and I can't stands no more!! (ow, sounded like Popeye there)

My comp is old, but still seems plenty powerful enough for what I need, I just can't justifying tossing it aside and buying a new one, it's not the money, it just seems like if I knew what the hell I was doing it would be easy to get this thing running right.
It's the same one I've been using ever since I knew you guys. It's a 2003 Sony Viao. I know, first reaction, "7 years old? Get rid of it and get a new one" well maybe after describing what the issues are you guys still say the same maybe I will

Sony Viao desktop
3GHz pentium 4 supporing hyper- threding technology
160 GB hard drive
Memory was upgraded to 1.5 GB
DVD/cd burner

When I bought this the first thing I did was create a recovery disk so I could return it to factory conditions if need be, well I tried using it hoping to wipe it clean and start over. I must have screwed up, the DVD was blank.

This computer has had it's share of viruses which at different points I have stabilized but never felt was completely wiped out. The viruses also did damage that appear to have been permanant like the screensaver option-gone, ms explorer never has worked right since being attacked. The defrager was wiped out also, not able to defrag. Most recently, my complete profile was completely wiped clean, gone, all programs, files, music, everything.

Ihave always shared this comp with the kids so there was about 5-6 profiles/accounts on it

A few months back I put all pictures, all music and all documents I wanted to save on a mem stick.

I want to reformat, completly wipe it clean and reinstall windows. I have windows xp but would be ok with an upgrade to a different version if you guys recommend the newer versions. My guess a problem would be finding out the exact drivers needed to make DVD/cd burner and the cd-rom work. Don't know what they are. Of course I would want MS office and a good disc burning program. When I bought this comp everything came pre-installed, it had a ton of programs with no discs, so I have nothing to reinstall, except a few like CSS, Kapersky, I also still have a copy of MS Office 2003 student version which I have installed 2 of the 3 available copies on 2 comps.

So what do you guys think, sound easy enough to help me fix this one? Maybe send me a few disks to make it easy? Or should I just shit can this thing?     

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General Discussion / yes, yet another "hi" post
« on: May 20, 2010, 09:11:22 PM »
(caution, long winded post ahead!!!)

that's right, I'm popping in just to say howdy and just update you guys on what's been going on, kinda like a blob or twitter post!
Lifes been pretty good, no complaints. I finally got to a point where I just had to shut off the computer and get outside and do more stuff! I've been doing some fishing, not much catching, mostly just wasting money on bait, still fun. I also played a little tennis, started playing golf again, I even went to the gym for the first time ever last week! I got a 7 day free pass to 24hr fittness, I'll sign up when I see the right deal. Last weekend I was in Rage's stomping grounds, I went to go see some friends and see their Daughter perform the lead role in a play at Truckee Highschool, heading up there again this weekend. I waved at Rage's parents, they just flipped me off and asked me to tell that no good kid of theirs to get back home and clean up his room!

 I haven't played any css in almost 2 months! not saying I am through with that game, just taking a break and enjoying life. I know that is what a lot of us are doing these days, that is why we haven't been spending time on the forums, hell I remember back when I would post 4,5,6 times a day and spend countless hours reading all the post. Well, life happens, and we all eventually find something new that holds our interest. I still check the forums every so often, nothing like before, still fun to chime in now and then.


Below is an e-mail I sent out to all of my family and friends last week, just letting them know that the old me is back! ready to get out and have fun.


"To my family and friends,
I am not sure why I am sending out an email like this, all I can say 
is that this seems like the right thing to do.

Cindy was a major part of my life, she will always have a special 
place in my heart. But it feels like it is time to move on. It feels 
like the mourning process is over. I am ready to begin the next phase 
of my life as a single man. I've been feeling better about myself and 
my future and I am working on getting this overweight body back to the 
size of a normal human being! Of course part of being a single man 
includes dating again, it's been a few years so I am a bit rusty. Even 
the dating process has changed with the introduction of the Internet. 
The last time I dated, there  was no Internet, hell, there weren't 
even personal computers or cell phones! I was thinking about placing 
an online add on one of those singles sites so I thought I would run a 
possible ad by you guys first and you can tell me what you think, it 
would go something like this-

"looking for young, hot, attractive female who is looking for a fat 
ugly old guy for meaningless relationship!"
Honesty, I believe in honesty!

Something that has also changed is pick-up lines, here are a few I 
remember and have used, perhaps you guys can tell me your opinion on 
some of them and warn me about the ones to stay away from.

Hey babe, what's your sign?

That dress looks nice on you, the only thing that might look better on 
you is me!

I bet that outfit would look great all crumpled on the floor!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Out of all the girls in this room you are the hottest and I wanted to 
give you the first opportunity to turn me down, sooooooo, would you 
like to dance?

Hello, I'm mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me.

Your eyes are bluer than the toilet water

Can I at least get a fake number from you?

(passing by) hi, do you remember me? No? You will. (keep walking with 
a smile)
(come back later) Now do you remember me?

I might not be the best looking guy here but handsome is just a 
lightswitch away


And if all of these fail I'll try-

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Ok, ok, maybe I won't try all of those lines, (even though I don't see 
how you can miss with the "eyes are bluer" line!!), but as you can see 
I am ready to laugh again, ready to enjoy life.  I just wanted to 
thank all of you who were there to help my and the kids to get through 
a very difficult time. Even if you weren't able to be here physically, 
your thoughts and prayers helped us. So if you call some radom Friday 
night and can't get through to me, it's because I am out having fun 
somewhere!!!
Hope to see you all soon

Jesse/Jaime"


well take care guys, see ya around,
Old Man

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Questions / Sony Vaios Suck (not really)
« on: November 22, 2009, 05:01:37 AM »
It could be a coincident, but my comp is completely fucked now. While we played that other night my game froze then steam shut down and won't start up, but it doesn't stop there, it won't run the defrag, avast won't run, malaware won't run, kaspersky did run a full system scan but only detected a few minor things that didn't make a difference. Most programs won't run, my comp folder won't open. I tried to open the comp in safe mode by spamming F8 right after the "beep" but it won't start in safe mode. I was even going to run the recovery disc and lose every thing, but of course it wouldn't run. I'm ready to torch it!!!!
 >:(

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General Discussion / &$drnk postr
« on: August 08, 2009, 01:46:49 AM »
 :o
6 world famous juan-na-ita margaritas and a couple shotd off knob creek wiskey and feeling great!!!!
Camping at Kidd lake by Truckee

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General Discussion / shit or get off the pot!
« on: May 23, 2009, 02:38:24 PM »
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/05/22/international/i225847D66.DTL&tsp=1

in China a guy who was heavily in debt was standing on a bridge threatening to commit suicide when a passer by came up and pushed him over the side!! :cheers:

 

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General Discussion / By now you have all heard the news..
« on: April 14, 2009, 09:23:29 PM »
story about the rape and murder of the 8 year old Tracy CA girl over the past few weeks as seen HERE . What is so frikin hard to believe is the accused is a 28 year sunday school teacher and mother of a 5 year old girl named Melissa Huckaby. So frikin mind boggling.

another victim in this story is a different 28 year old sunday school teacher in the next town over who looks a lot like her named.. Melissa Huckaby as seen HERE, again, so bizarre

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General Discussion / are there any other FBG stat whores like me??
« on: March 15, 2009, 10:24:18 PM »
Old Man [OFPR]' awards: 424 GAS, 263 SAS, 195 BAS, 27 MK, 7 FS, 8 SC

I think not, but let's see them!

if you don't know how to check, just type "!w a" in game on a server that is running FBG, copy and paste here

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General Discussion / How much CSS do you play?
« on: February 11, 2009, 06:51:20 PM »
I'm just curious, do any of you still play CSS? go ahead and explain your reply if you would like.

If you do still play, where do you play?
Do you have a favorite server? It's ok to mention other servers. It's not like they are our competion any longer.
What do you like about their servers?
do you have a favorite map?

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General Discussion / Well I'm the new owner of...
« on: January 13, 2009, 02:02:18 AM »
a 1999 30th anniversary Trans Am!
there were only 1500 of them sold in the US and 100 in Canada
1100 were coupes with T-tops and 500 were convertables
Mine is #296
it has 109 original miles, not a misprint 109, not 109,000!
that's right 10 years old and only a little over 100 miles.
it still has the dealer sticker on the window!
This car has always been covered in the garaged, never been waxed, the tires have never been armoralled, it has only been washed a few times.
there is no question about the miles. The owner is my brothers best friend and my brother is the only one who has driven it in the last 6 years, the original owner is big guy and no longer fits so he has my brother fire it up every couple of weeks and pull it out into the driveway and back.
It comes with an extra rim, headrests, floor mats, original posters, extra emblems (all purchased from GM) and a few other goodies. of course it also includes all sales receipts. I'm pretty exited. when i pick it up and get some good pictures I'll post them, but these are what it looks like. They all came white on white seats with blue racing stripes. if you guys get a chance google. On one of the sites you can see a list of all the registered owners, so you will see #296's original owner, but i'll gladly change that soon.

I don't think i can just sitt on this car though, i will have to put some miles on it, possible enter it into a few shows. i originally thought that i might go ahead and put a few thousand miles on it, but now i think i will keep the miles to a minumum.
The price? well, it was between $1 - $1,000,000,000,000,000, somewhere in there

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