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  • Agent Orange: You are dead and banned, that's why you can post!
    March 04, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Classic me. Dead as per usual.
    March 07, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
  • Agent Orange: Huh, the gaming news bot is still pulling in info from everywhere.
    March 21, 2017, 07:45:31 PM
  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
    April 04, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
    April 14, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
    April 15, 2017, 08:15:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    April 27, 2017, 01:06:07 AM
  • Agent Orange: Awesome! Any recommended mods?
    May 02, 2017, 05:42:42 AM
  • Sushi K: RHS for sure, leights opfor pack is pretty good too. And if you decide to play some insurgency (game mode in A3) then you'll probably need acre2 or tfar as most of those servers use some form of radio system.
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:22 PM
  • Sushi K: also ace, almost forgot that one
    May 02, 2017, 11:46:45 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'
    May 11, 2017, 05:59:41 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I'm* going to have to get Arma eventually -- Most of my Steam friends have moved onto that
    May 11, 2017, 06:00:06 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Agent, I know you hate Colombians, especially of the fetal variety, but I am neither of those, so could you unblock my cellphone? :p
    May 15, 2017, 05:28:49 PM
  • VajIsForFags: (I am currently in Fetus' city: CalĂ­)
    May 15, 2017, 05:29:57 PM
  • Fetus: WHY SO MUCH HATE FOR ME???? I'll have you all know I've been busy settling down and doing my womanly duties in the kitchen. That's all I do now. Clean and work. Please end my existence.
    May 15, 2017, 08:52:53 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess its unblocked by itself already? Not sure if that VZW address caused an autoblock.
    May 16, 2017, 11:31:29 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I was on the road so it migjg have sent a few packets a couple of times in a row. Was a bit weird.
    May 16, 2017, 09:56:47 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fetus, welcome to being an adult. Also, the woman I pay to clean my place is totally worth it. She even changes my sheets and puts them in the wash!
    May 16, 2017, 09:58:16 PM
  • Fetus: Yeah... I've done that maybe twice in 5 months? Nothing like sleeping in your own filth and sweat!
    May 22, 2017, 09:30:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Well, you could try sleeping in someone else's filth and sweat.
    May 27, 2017, 02:01:41 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: oo
    June 11, 2017, 01:23:08 AM
  • Fetus: oo
    June 14, 2017, 08:22:51 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry for killing the conversation...
    June 22, 2017, 09:57:25 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: What conversation?
    June 24, 2017, 02:05:35 PM
  • Fetus: When will you come back and play ARAM with me? :'(
    June 26, 2017, 11:24:15 PM
  • VajIsForFags: When Agent buys me a laptop? :P I do miss playing. Pero tambien tengo una argentina viviendo conmigo ahora... :D
    July 07, 2017, 12:45:10 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: C'mon Agent, get the man a laptop
    July 14, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: OK let me know when it gets there
    July 17, 2017, 04:38:13 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: anyone still have invites to private torrent sites?
    July 18, 2017, 01:57:07 AM
  • CJmango: PUBG though.
    July 27, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: it went thru a phase playing that game... first started bunch of wins easy, then a ton of shit htis the fan, and now im back to wins all day everyday... that said that server desync is real... so low fps too qq
    July 29, 2017, 02:28:49 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: and when i said shit hits the fan i had like 200 games and like only 2-3 wins... last 50-60 games i have 21 wins so
    July 29, 2017, 02:29:44 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: ranking restart soon though take those SS of the server where i have 1 game played 1 win 10k 0 d and call it worth $35
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:31 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 5 million copies sold.. they should've fix way more shit by now derp
    July 29, 2017, 02:30:55 AM
  • CJmango: Yeah, I could see that.  It's a lot to fix in a short period of time too though.
    July 30, 2017, 08:29:47 AM
  • CJmango: kinda fucked up psychology too.  They made a ton of money and they could just say fuck it.  But now they have all these users and can go try and make the game better and figure out another way to extract cash from the users with crates and keys and shit
    July 30, 2017, 08:30:49 AM
  • Fetus: hats
    August 01, 2017, 07:09:44 PM
  • CJmango: HATS.
    August 01, 2017, 07:30:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: 400$ skirts.. lmao pubg u scare me
    August 06, 2017, 02:09:57 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: had some guy I know sell a ton of H1Z1 skins and buy a $120 skirt for PUBG instead
    August 14, 2017, 02:48:13 AM
  • CJmango: jeesus
    August 14, 2017, 12:10:54 PM
  • CJmango: is he hoping it'll go up in value?
    August 14, 2017, 12:11:18 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: i think he just wanted a skirt
    August 15, 2017, 10:58:58 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well you know what they say
    August 19, 2017, 05:56:30 PM
  • CJmango: play more PUBG?
    September 11, 2017, 07:27:52 PM
  • Agent Orange: I don't remember.
    September 12, 2017, 06:16:35 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I think that's right
    September 21, 2017, 11:25:51 AM
  • AnThRaX_: oh fuck i figured out how to login
    September 25, 2017, 03:14:09 PM
  • CJmango: win.
    September 25, 2017, 03:37:44 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Wait, I can have a male character that wears a skirt? Can it be pink?
    September 28, 2017, 01:21:39 PM
  • VajIsForFags: And god damn't, I let my domain lapse quite a few years ago and now it is listed for $1900... :(
    September 28, 2017, 01:22:15 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:18:51 AM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Destiny 2 PC clan in case anyone wants to casual it up. [link]
    November 08, 2017, 12:19:05 AM
  • 311: Up here in Washington we be drawings dicks in the sky! hope your home towns are keeping up.
    November 22, 2017, 08:36:45 PM
  • nillzaaah: hi!
    December 12, 2017, 04:38:49 PM
  • CJmango: ohello
    December 17, 2017, 11:09:15 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I played League of Legends for the first time in 2 years and might be addicted again... Good thing I still don't have a computer.
    January 10, 2018, 01:50:30 PM
  • CJmango: Haha--You go to CES?
    January 13, 2018, 02:06:47 PM
    January 18, 2018, 07:12:37 PM
  • VajIsForFags: My girlfriend convinced me to go to MAGFest. I ended up ditching her for a few hours to play LoL... We're still dating.
    January 23, 2018, 04:00:45 PM
  • Fetus: WTF is MAGFest? Why is the Hotel Gaylord National? What year is this? WHERE AM I?! Also glad you got a GF. They grow up so fast. :') I'm single and happy again.
    January 25, 2018, 10:03:51 PM
  • Darth Shitty: ....
    February 17, 2018, 10:57:12 AM
  • 311: EVERYONE PUBG!!
    February 27, 2018, 07:29:10 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Yahoo bracket anyone?
    March 12, 2018, 09:15:07 AM
  • VajIsForFags: [link]
    March 12, 2018, 02:23:05 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Yahoo tourney at the link above or here: [link]
    March 12, 2018, 02:23:24 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Password is pretzels
    March 12, 2018, 02:23:30 PM
  • VajIsForFags: 2 Brackets max. I'd encourage a Wishful Bracket and a Realistic one, but it is your choice.
    March 12, 2018, 02:26:54 PM
  • CJmango: PUBG though. Been in the top 0.1-0.2% pretty consistently.  Not enough time to play more than a few nights a week though
    March 15, 2018, 04:36:58 PM
  • 311: wouldn't say i'm that good but same here. little at a time. getting into FFP and squad. 2nd 3rd best so far. it helps
    Yesterday at 08:40:40 PM

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General Discussion / Re: hello?
« on: October 21, 2017, 02:28:34 AM »
I'm getting old.

General Discussion / Re: Holy shit you guys
« on: April 17, 2017, 02:50:43 AM »
Good to see you again Jesse! Hard to believe I think I joined OFPR around like 15 years ago. I bet I'm not too far away in age from when you joined. I told my wife the other day that we need to make a living will so that if I'm a vegetable, they keep the machines going so my pension checks won't stop after I retired....a long time from now.

General Discussion / Re: Shite, it is that drunk dude shitty
« on: April 09, 2017, 05:35:55 PM »
Nice. Something I've explained before and also how dimming our incandescent bulbs don't necessarily decrease power either because the load is about the same regardless.

General Discussion / Re: Shite, it is that drunk dude shitty
« on: April 08, 2017, 11:38:35 AM »
Been putting in hours at work too. When I almost transferred back in December, I've gotten a total of 3 raises already including one promotion. So not a lot of time for much lately. I started building my boys some gaming computers that are way better than mine and as soon as my RMA comes back next week, they'll both be up and running. They're starting to get into gaming and stuff and want to play stuff with me.

I'm starting working on getting stuff together for my wood workshop and I'm going to automate this freaking house because lights seem to be on all day in rooms people spent 2 seconds in too.

General Discussion / Re: Holy shit you guys
« on: March 02, 2017, 08:35:37 PM »
Black tea is fine. Dump a bunch of sugar in it as you boil it and you'll have southern sweet tea.

If you like really sweet, 1 cup of sugar per gallon
If you like kind of sweet, 3/4 cup of sugar per gallon
If you have never had sweet tea before but it sounds good, 1/4 cup of sugar per gallon
If you want sweet tea without diabetes, you can make an Arnold Palmer - Black Tea and Lemonade with a little sugar

For manual southern sweet tea, just fill a pot of water, in a standard pot, with tea bags in it. Bring it to a boil. Pour it into your pitcher and then pour the sugar. Mix the sugar as you add water until you get to your gallon. If you use 3 tea bags, then before you heat it (or you can low heat it I guess), let it sit for 15 minutes. If you are in a hurry, add another tea bag.

There's some automatic ones but you'll want to set the steeping to max for 3 bags generally. I usually go with 4 at max anyway.

You cannot use fake sugar and the tea must be hot when you stir the sugar or else it'll just be black tea and get super sweet on the bottom.

I've been making my own sweet tea for about 30 years.

General Discussion / Re: Holy shit you guys
« on: February 04, 2017, 06:27:42 AM »
Ha good thinking. Starting them off right. Do you still play cs?

Nah no CS for me. I barely play anything at all anymore. I work a lot of hours and then the family wants to do stuff. So you know, one of those grown-ups that don't have time to game. Until I kick the kids out of my house when I think they won't die in the streets. Then I'll game it up like Oldman/Jessie did.

General Discussion / Re: Holy shit you guys
« on: January 31, 2017, 09:57:57 AM »
Active? I wouldn't say active. Also, welcome back Hypnotics! Times have changed for me. Both my sons' birthdays are up next month and I'll be building them (sub $500 w. monnitor) gaming PCs and showing them how to build them.

General Discussion / Re: What Are You Watching?
« on: November 13, 2016, 01:00:30 PM »
I liked it too. Funny and mostly real feeling. It is as if a lot of the character details and normalities are heavily inspired by his own life and probably the other writers. The arcs/subjects also seem either like real experience or it is a commentary about something.

Anyway, I think it strikes a balance between being funny without always going for low hanging fruit. It is refreshing to see a sitcom with characters that resonate with the reality of everyday life.

General Discussion / Re: What Are You Watching?
« on: October 19, 2016, 07:29:06 PM »
Luke Cage. I am definitely enjoying it.
I agree. I really liked it a lot. I was watching the recolor (the first I've ever seen) of the Night of the Living Dead. Most of the movie still feels the same. The graveyard scene at the beginning does feel a little gloomier. When the zombies are eating though it looks a bit silly now though still pretty disgusting. They did a good job with the recolor though it was blurry in places. House on Haunted Hill's recolor I'm watching doesn't seem to have the blurry issue so it was probably to do with the source material I suppose.

General Discussion / Re: What Are You Watching?
« on: August 26, 2016, 12:22:16 PM »
Trump 2016

General Discussion / Re: What Are You Watching?
« on: August 19, 2016, 08:06:59 PM »
Yeah, lots of that stuff can be explained but not through stuff in the movie. I had a number of complaints like Captain Boomerang not being enough of a joke character and them not really explaining Slipknot's appearance (which makes his death seem completely random if you don't get the reference). Overall the issue is that Suicide Squad is a really weird concept and it needs more explanation than it was given in this movie.

So what you are saying is that if maybe they stuck to the source material closer it would have been a better movie? I think that requires the writers, producers and director to actually read them first, so what do you expect?

General Discussion / Re: What Are You Watching?
« on: August 18, 2016, 07:04:21 PM »
Here is why some people didn't get SS:

General Discussion / Re: What Are You Watching?
« on: August 17, 2016, 10:42:43 PM »
Man I'm tired of Hollywood rebooting like the movie franchises are Windows ME.

General Discussion / Re: Amazing Exchange in Court
« on: July 09, 2016, 03:45:48 AM »
Theoretically just proving that you can engage the judge in this level of nonsense debate could probably get you a mistrial right?

You know I was wondering about that too. It could have been real genius on the part of the defendant. The judge though for some reason reminds me of the judge from Nothing But Trouble. Which is a movie so bad you should see it at least once.

Also the judge's prosthetic nose at the end is obviously a penis:



General Discussion / Re: Amazing Exchange in Court
« on: June 23, 2016, 09:53:58 PM »
I don't understand why the judge went on and on with him. That whole mess is crazy. I do think that his public defender probably wasn't really doing anything meaningful if the entirety of discovery was the indictment for murder.

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