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  • VajIsForFags: to enslave munchkins, I would need a large panel van that has "frEe cAndY" written on the side...
    May 24, 2016, 09:52:53 AM
  • BikeThief: to buy a van I need money?
    May 24, 2016, 01:36:04 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: Aaand bike made it into an infinite loop.
    May 25, 2016, 12:30:58 AM
  • BikeThief: I win!
    May 25, 2016, 09:14:01 AM
  • Agent Orange: Man, now we've got to debug and recompile.
    May 25, 2016, 08:30:15 PM
  • BikeThief: haha
    May 26, 2016, 09:15:25 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I'm looking for a good wager for the NBA finals between me and my ex. Something non-sexual. Any suggestions? Her suggestion is I have to get a Cavs jersey. If she has to get a Golden State jersey, it isn't so bad for her since she does kinda like Curry's baby face.
    June 02, 2016, 01:11:09 PM
  • Agent Orange: The loser has to send all of us a Facebook friend request to their real FB.
    June 02, 2016, 11:29:49 PM
  • VajIsForFags: She is weird and doesn't have Facebook. I on the other hand, am not going to lose. :P
    June 03, 2016, 02:13:24 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: i want cav's to win but i don't see it now lol they should just pound the ball inside like last year
    June 06, 2016, 12:52:54 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I told my friend she should look forward to the Cav's losing in 4 so that way they have more time to rest before next year's finals.
    June 06, 2016, 09:57:22 AM
  • Agent Orange: Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Arsenal always tries to walk it in.
    June 07, 2016, 08:04:32 PM
  • Sushi K: What's Wegner doing sending Walcott on that early?
    June 07, 2016, 08:24:38 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Huh? Was this a friendly or something?
    June 08, 2016, 10:40:42 AM
  • FreemanWilson: England hasn't played since the 2nd. Walcott is a smuck
    June 08, 2016, 03:02:21 PM
  • Agent Orange: Its an IT Crowd reference.
    June 08, 2016, 09:44:01 PM
  • Agent Orange: Funny that it apparently works though haha.
    June 08, 2016, 09:44:27 PM
  • peLicaN^ (TRAINS): when did payet become this godly?
    June 12, 2016, 09:08:40 AM
  • FreemanWilson: Payet has been good as of late but no one notices because he plays for West Ham.
    June 13, 2016, 08:45:06 AM
  • VajIsForFags: He's the reason why West Ham were 7th this season.
    June 13, 2016, 11:58:45 AM
  • FreemanWilson: so, dat dere Battlefield 1.
    June 15, 2016, 01:31:16 PM
  • VajIsForFags: [link]
    June 16, 2016, 01:32:07 PM
  • Agent Orange: DLC already announced.
    June 16, 2016, 02:45:56 PM
  • FreemanWilson: good deal, i was worried i'd get the full game upfront.
    June 17, 2016, 06:10:13 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: Without even looking I'm guessing they're finally putting the French into the game as hip new DLC
    June 18, 2016, 11:45:11 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: Upon googling, I didn't actually expect to be right, but I guess I should assume devs are going to pull this kind of shit now
    June 18, 2016, 11:46:10 AM
  • Agent Orange: I just found that Google Music's website supports keyboard multimedia keys. And podcasts now. I hope someone competes with some of Google's offerings and will noticeably be better so a lot of my digital stuff isn't managed by one company.
    June 18, 2016, 05:11:09 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Leerooooooyyyyyyy Jenkins! 
    June 23, 2016, 08:54:14 AM
  • VajIsForFags: The Steam Summer Sale has arrived: [link]
    June 23, 2016, 12:27:48 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Shitty, is your VW one that is affected by the settlement?
    June 28, 2016, 11:00:53 AM
  • Agent Orange: Been playing Civ V again because I have to sometimes. Anyway, if you play, you've got to use the CBP patch: [link]. The AI is much better. It makes better tactical and strategic decisions. No longer will you get automatically denounced by everyone once you are one of the top powers. Leaders now realize the importance of trading and staying on decent terms. That doesn't mean you can't make them mad or they won't go to war. Numbers are also more transparent everywhere. You no longer have to guess at trade screens. Also it seems the AI recognizes monopolies of luxuries, so monopolies will cost more in trade if they have them or you have them. Just check it out.
    June 30, 2016, 08:19:21 AM
  • Agent Orange: Also barbarians will now spawn hordes against city-states, so city-states can be overwhelmed if nobody protects them.
    June 30, 2016, 08:20:10 AM
  • VajIsForFags: Happy 7th of July everyone!
    July 07, 2016, 08:34:38 AM
  • AnThRaX_: anyone seen ID: Resurgence? I really wanna go i love the original so so so so so much (unironically)
    July 07, 2016, 06:04:23 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: Good visuals, fun movie, TERRIBLE acting
    July 08, 2016, 01:37:22 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: Orange that mod sounds fantastic
    July 08, 2016, 01:49:13 PM
  • Agent Orange: Also adds a nice build queue for the cities, so you don't have to keep going back for each new building. Really nice. You can't always get an AI to become your vassal even if you are about to take their last city but sometimes you can. Having a vassal is really nice.
    July 08, 2016, 07:53:22 PM
  • Red October: Will have to check that out next time I'm playing Civ. It's not available in the workshop for some reason though, I wonder why.
    July 13, 2016, 08:09:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: I think it is too big. The autoinstaller makes it a snap though. I'm thinking about trying Exploration Continued Expanded: [link] It requires CBP. Supposedly the AI will take into account the new systems and use them.
    July 13, 2016, 10:08:12 PM
  • VajIsForFags: There was already a build queue for Civ V.
    July 14, 2016, 10:06:01 AM
  • 311: Having a girl in December! holly fuck!
    July 14, 2016, 06:26:26 PM
  • Red October: congrats man!
    July 16, 2016, 10:26:33 AM
  • Agent Orange: Congrats! I read that originally as "grill" and that would also be cause for celebration.
    July 16, 2016, 10:27:54 AM
  • peLicaN^ (TRAINS): fuck yes, a new coleman in december.
    July 16, 2016, 07:37:01 PM
  • Agent Orange: That's what I want for Christmas. Or just a table saw and a place to put it.
    July 17, 2016, 11:44:38 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Congrats 311!
    July 18, 2016, 09:14:47 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Ho shit.  Grats man.  This a result of the wedding night?
    July 19, 2016, 01:27:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Well see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they can decide to have a baby together. Sometimes though, daddy just decided not to pull out at the last minute though.
    July 19, 2016, 09:50:08 PM
  • 311: sums it up so well!
    July 20, 2016, 07:11:13 PM
  • 311: The week of the wedding! told me it might take a "year" to clean out the system of the pill. 5 days later...magic dick
    July 20, 2016, 07:12:23 PM
  • 311: Still stoked, but fuck... though i had some time
    July 20, 2016, 07:13:19 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: Served on jury duty for the past three days. Just some ambulance chaser. Courtroom next to us was supposedly a medical malpractice trial going on for 6+ weeks at that point
    July 21, 2016, 10:23:36 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I have received a letter for jury duty 4 times so far. 2 of the times I was going to be out of the country during the dates I was supposed to show up and got out of it. The other 2 times I got notified for it while I lived somewhere else (ie. while I was at school in Santa Cruz and got the notification for my home town). One of these days I'd actually like to serve. I wonder if there is a dress code? Can I wear shorts, flip flops and a t-shirt? Can the t-shirt have a message on it?
    July 21, 2016, 11:16:03 AM
  • Sushi K: As long as the t-shit say "Jury Nullification" on it, you're good to go.
    July 21, 2016, 02:42:33 PM
  • Agent Orange: I just got my first one the other day. I hear they don't usually take people in my profession but I wouldn't mind serving, so long as it isn't longer than the time my company pays for me to do so.
    July 21, 2016, 05:26:13 PM
  • VajIsForFags: I like it Sushi. :)  I'm surprised I haven't been called for it here in DC. Other people I have talked to here have said they get summoned for it about every other year.
    July 22, 2016, 01:15:21 PM
  • AnThRaX_: i got a letter once saying i might get chosen and i never did. i dont think i would want to do it id probably fail my interview on purpose
    July 22, 2016, 11:32:31 PM
  • VajIsForFags: I'm only nervous that I'd fall asleep as a juror and then get arrested for it.
    July 25, 2016, 10:26:59 AM
  • Agent Orange: These fires out here are so bad right now, there's smoke and ash everywhere where I live. They've closed down the roads a couple of times near me. Man it is getting crazy.
    July 25, 2016, 06:25:53 PM
  • FreemanWilson: Get out of there! Fire is scury
    July 27, 2016, 05:43:30 PM
  • Red October: Where do you live these days Craig?
    July 28, 2016, 12:37:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: The Antelope Valley still in Cali. You know when you play Fallout New Vegas and start out? Like just a little west of there.
    July 29, 2016, 09:10:29 PM
  • BikeThief: I am tired
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  • Agent Orange: Sam I am
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  • peLicaN^ (TRAINS): anyone played golf with your friends? we should have an ofpr golf night if anyone has it
    August 03, 2016, 03:17:37 PM
  • FreemanWilson: golf outing sounds fun
    August 03, 2016, 09:30:52 PM
  • AnThRaX_: i've only gone golfing with my grandpa
    August 03, 2016, 10:29:02 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: There was a dress code. Apparently it's more strict in rural areas but in a big city where there were 300 new people each day, they didn't check us too much. Business casual is what they said
    August 16, 2016, 09:24:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Oh good ambiguous dress codes are the best! For example sometimes that means "no jeans" and sometimes it means "jeans are OK if you've got at least a polo shirt and subdued footwear."
    August 17, 2016, 06:41:03 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: There were definitely people who weren't wearing anything close to business casual but they didn't do a thing. I think the judges and attorneys are the ones who will do something about it if you get selected for a courtroom
    August 18, 2016, 10:13:52 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: Couldn't say though, because it didn't happen in my courtroom and I don't know what happened in the others
    August 18, 2016, 10:14:24 AM
  • Agent Orange: Oh I wear jeans when I'm in the jury. Nobody seemed to care.
    August 18, 2016, 07:02:25 PM
  • VajIsForFags: One of these days I'll find that golden ticket in my mailbox!
    August 25, 2016, 10:05:34 AM
  • Red October: any of you guys tried out Paragon?
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Author Topic: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here  (Read 6175 times)

Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
« on: October 02, 2008, 03:17:38 PM »

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Thank you.

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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where's corrupt...

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2008, 01:19:08 PM by BEERME! »

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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I had a photo of Asshole's cousin at one point, but no longer.  Kyle might though. 
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now except picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.

Accept.  :-*

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.

Accept.  :-*

I don't know what you are talking about. 

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.
Accept.  :-*

I don't know what you are talking about.
except-   with the exclusion of; excluding; save; but: They were all there except me.

accept- to take or receive (something offered); receive with approval or favor: to accept a present; to accept a proposal.
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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I don't know what you are talking about. 

Nice try :P

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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Heres a picture of Joshua Alba's sister... Jessica.









Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 10:36:21 PM »

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You know she's doing that just to tease us... :'(

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my cousin?  no?

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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my cousin?  no?

Yep, she sent me a photo once, but it is long gone. 

In the meantime though, here is a picture of Ben's (cheesus') brother:

Raging: Where\'s Cactus\' signature? I want to see his signature



Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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Heres a picture of Joshua Alba's sister... Jessica.

Man, that dude sure has some sandy feet.

If while looking at that ass you notice the dude next to her's sandy feet, you have issues!





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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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If while looking at that ass you notice the dude next to her's sandy feet, you have issues!

Indeed. Approved