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  • Red October: Where do you live these days Craig?
    July 28, 2016, 12:37:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: The Antelope Valley still in Cali. You know when you play Fallout New Vegas and start out? Like just a little west of there.
    July 29, 2016, 09:10:29 PM
  • BikeThief: I am tired
    August 02, 2016, 01:25:46 PM
  • AnThRaX_: I am fried
    August 02, 2016, 07:55:11 PM
  • Agent Orange: Sam I am
    August 02, 2016, 08:41:33 PM
  • peLicaN^ (TRAINS): anyone played golf with your friends? we should have an ofpr golf night if anyone has it
    August 03, 2016, 03:17:37 PM
  • FreemanWilson: golf outing sounds fun
    August 03, 2016, 09:30:52 PM
  • AnThRaX_: i've only gone golfing with my grandpa
    August 03, 2016, 10:29:02 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: There was a dress code. Apparently it's more strict in rural areas but in a big city where there were 300 new people each day, they didn't check us too much. Business casual is what they said
    August 16, 2016, 09:24:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Oh good ambiguous dress codes are the best! For example sometimes that means "no jeans" and sometimes it means "jeans are OK if you've got at least a polo shirt and subdued footwear."
    August 17, 2016, 06:41:03 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: There were definitely people who weren't wearing anything close to business casual but they didn't do a thing. I think the judges and attorneys are the ones who will do something about it if you get selected for a courtroom
    August 18, 2016, 10:13:52 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: Couldn't say though, because it didn't happen in my courtroom and I don't know what happened in the others
    August 18, 2016, 10:14:24 AM
  • Agent Orange: Oh I wear jeans when I'm in the jury. Nobody seemed to care.
    August 18, 2016, 07:02:25 PM
  • VajIsForFags: One of these days I'll find that golden ticket in my mailbox!
    August 25, 2016, 10:05:34 AM
  • Red October: any of you guys tried out Paragon?
    August 29, 2016, 08:29:59 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I've got it, it's good stuff
    August 31, 2016, 04:54:30 AM
  • AnThRaX_: i played one game
    September 05, 2016, 04:15:21 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: fetus
    September 07, 2016, 05:03:24 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: here
    September 07, 2016, 05:03:35 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: well I was going to paste a youtube link but instead here's the last bit of it /watch?v=T9-dXJl2I0s
    September 07, 2016, 05:04:24 AM
  • Agent Orange: Well at least it wasn't in the South (barely) this time: [link]
    September 09, 2016, 03:30:54 AM
  • Fetus: OMG SO CUTE
    September 12, 2016, 06:59:48 PM
  • Fetus: the hamster.
    September 12, 2016, 06:59:54 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: The Crew available for free on Ubisoft Club (not like a free weekend but like the game itself is actually available for free until Oct 14)
    September 14, 2016, 07:43:18 AM
  • FPS_Doug_SilentKiller: what
    September 19, 2016, 03:25:32 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: what
    September 20, 2016, 01:35:00 AM
  • AnThRaX_: que
    September 21, 2016, 10:26:05 AM
  • 311: Remember F11 in CS? or was it F5. not sure but i remember kicking and banning people for being little fucks! good ol days
    September 21, 2016, 06:47:23 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: I miss the days when you could force people to type something or perform a console command
    September 23, 2016, 01:59:48 AM
  • Agent Orange: The knife fights in the bugged out map areas
    September 24, 2016, 08:48:32 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Sky map in office...  Drop everyone from high up all at once and see who survives.  Then let them Godzilla it about and knife amongst the buildings.
    September 25, 2016, 02:05:13 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Loved that you could watch it from back yard and in snowman if you got high enough in the trees.  Just big people running around knifing.
    September 25, 2016, 02:06:14 AM
  • Agent Orange: Don't forget the oasis in Dust2!
    September 25, 2016, 10:20:46 PM
  • 311: aghhhhh Dust2....
    September 26, 2016, 06:41:39 PM
  • Agent Orange: Back in my day there was no Dust2! We had Dust, Office, Mansion, Prodigy, Warehouse and Militia and nobody liked Militia (except me)!
    September 28, 2016, 05:48:34 PM
  • 311: hahah that's way back. you win!
    September 28, 2016, 07:09:29 PM
  • VajIsForFags: I remember when they created the riot shield and everyone got pissed off!
    September 29, 2016, 01:14:21 PM
  • 311: yeah... i hated it
    September 29, 2016, 07:14:28 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: soooo who you americans voting for?
    October 01, 2016, 01:50:41 AM
  • 311: Phil Robertson
    October 01, 2016, 04:05:16 PM
  • Fetus: Myself. Vote Maira for president.
    October 02, 2016, 01:15:44 AM
  • VajIsForFags: You're not old enough. You haven't even been born yet. Since I live in DC (90% blue) I'll vote 3rd party, probably Jill Stein, but possibly Gary Johnson (even though he is clueless about foreign affairs).
    October 03, 2016, 09:21:49 AM
  • AnThRaX_: republicans can still vote for fetus because she's already a person
    October 03, 2016, 02:44:44 PM
  • Fetus: TY THRAX. I'd make a great president. Just like...Bunnies for everyone. Kill anyone who hurts the bunnies.
    October 09, 2016, 06:38:59 PM
  • AnThRaX_: have any of you ever rented a room in someone else's house? thoughts?
    October 12, 2016, 06:00:41 PM
  • VajIsForFags: I actually rent out my second bedroom on Airbnb. I have also stayed in other people's places through Airbnb as well as couchsurfed through couchsurfing.org. I would typically recommend it, but you do need to do a little research and check the person's reviews.
    October 14, 2016, 10:17:32 AM
  • VajIsForFags: This month I've got 29 out of 31 nights books at my place. September had 23 out 30 booked. August was 18 out 31. July was 20 out of 31. June - 20/30, May - 24/31, April 21-30, March 23/31. Before that I was averaging about 10-12 nights per month which is my break even point with just renting it out to 1 person full time.
    October 14, 2016, 10:23:10 AM
  • VajIsForFags: Damn't I can't edit my typos in this chat!
    October 14, 2016, 10:26:16 AM
  • Sweet Berry Wine: ooohhh
    October 18, 2016, 03:06:57 PM
  • VajIsForFags: I'm trying to teach a 33 year-old friend how to drive and sent her this video as encouragement:
    October 19, 2016, 02:01:50 PM
  • Agent Orange: Also the Washington Post had like 3 (or was it 4?) corrections over the Syria thing with Gary Johnson because they themselves screwed it up multiple times even though they were trying to make fun of him for it.
    October 19, 2016, 07:22:57 PM
  • Agent Orange: I'll probably be voting for Mr. Zika. I saw him make headlines a few times.
    October 19, 2016, 07:48:50 PM
  • Fetus: HAPPY SUPER BELATED BIRTHDAY AO!!!! Also, you added me on discord right? I'm not crazy?
    October 21, 2016, 12:45:08 PM
  • Fetus: Also, politics are a joke, if anything goes bad, I'll just move to Colombia and live off the fat of the land...For like two days before I get kidnapped for ransom and subsequently murdered because I'm poor.
    October 21, 2016, 12:45:49 PM
  • Agent Orange: Yeah that was me for Discord. I might get back into doing some gaming or something.
    October 21, 2016, 08:10:07 PM
  • Agent Orange: I know a guy who married a gal from Colombia. He loves going to visit but he's an old white guy, so I don't think he'll actually live there. I guess he feels safe when he visits because the extended family is like "he's family, so leave him alone".
    October 21, 2016, 08:11:14 PM
  • Agent Orange: And yes politics are a joke. I have have a buddy running for state senator for my district. I think he has a really good chance and I really hope he wins. It'll be at least a few years before he's corrupted I would think!
    October 21, 2016, 08:12:01 PM
  • Fetus: I just got Battlefield 1, if anyone wants to play sometime! Origin ID is Fetus92. Colombia isn't bad, as long as you know which places to avoid. There's some hellholes in there.
    October 22, 2016, 03:53:06 PM
  • Fetus: ALSO GOOD LUCK TO YOUR FRIEND, HOPEFULLY HE DOES NICE THINGS BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT WORLD DESTROYS HIS INNOCENCE
    October 22, 2016, 03:53:29 PM
  • deadatspawnmike: playing games on console or PC?
    October 23, 2016, 09:39:42 PM
  • Fetus: PC, always
    October 23, 2016, 11:06:51 PM
  • deadatspawnmike: i'm shocked that CS:GO isn't having a resurgence seeing it on TV now with the esports
    October 24, 2016, 10:47:04 AM
  • FreemanWilson: I have been playing BF1!!! FreemanWilson75 is my Origin ID!!!
    October 24, 2016, 10:49:38 AM
  • Fetus: I can play it for like an hour or two before my graphics card crashes. Will play more once I upgrade!
    October 28, 2016, 04:23:55 AM
  • BikeThief: why do I want to build a new $1500 computer to play BF1?
    October 28, 2016, 12:40:59 PM
  • VajIsForFags: You don't. :( A friend of mine just hooks up a laptop and mouse to his Xbox 1 and plays that way, which does sound like a pretty damn good idea.
    October 28, 2016, 03:36:07 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: Whelp...  I get married today
    November 03, 2016, 10:14:46 AM
  • 311: good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    November 03, 2016, 06:45:11 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry to hear that Monk... :(
    November 04, 2016, 09:57:55 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I think Sluyter in this story might be Coastie John: [link]
    November 04, 2016, 01:41:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess BF 2 and BF 2142 are both free to play now due to the Revive project. [link]
    November 07, 2016, 11:06:13 PM
  • 311: I though John was in Alaska?
    November 08, 2016, 07:39:43 PM
  • VajIsForFags: I think he is back. And no, I don't actually think it is him. Just a similar arc of joining the coast guard and ending up in AK.
    November 09, 2016, 02:36:18 PM
  • FreemanWilson: BF1 and TitanF2 are both on sale right now on Origin for $40. I have them both. Just a heads up!
    November 27, 2016, 11:36:29 AM
  • AnThRaX_: does anyone know if its possible to pre-load titanfall 2 for the free weekend?
    December 01, 2016, 04:32:54 PM

Author Topic: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here  (Read 6686 times)

Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
« on: October 02, 2008, 03:17:38 PM »

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Thank you.

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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where's corrupt...

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2008, 01:19:08 PM by BEERME! »

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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I had a photo of Asshole's cousin at one point, but no longer.  Kyle might though. 
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now except picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.

Accept.  :-*

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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.

Accept.  :-*

I don't know what you are talking about. 

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.
Accept.  :-*

I don't know what you are talking about.
except-   with the exclusion of; excluding; save; but: They were all there except me.

accept- to take or receive (something offered); receive with approval or favor: to accept a present; to accept a proposal.
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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I don't know what you are talking about. 

Nice try :P

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Heres a picture of Joshua Alba's sister... Jessica.









Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 10:36:21 PM »

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You know she's doing that just to tease us... :'(

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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my cousin?  no?

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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my cousin?  no?

Yep, she sent me a photo once, but it is long gone. 

In the meantime though, here is a picture of Ben's (cheesus') brother:

Raging: Where\'s Cactus\' signature? I want to see his signature



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Heres a picture of Joshua Alba's sister... Jessica.

Man, that dude sure has some sandy feet.

If while looking at that ass you notice the dude next to her's sandy feet, you have issues!





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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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If while looking at that ass you notice the dude next to her's sandy feet, you have issues!

Indeed. Approved