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  • Agent Orange: And yes politics are a joke. I have have a buddy running for state senator for my district. I think he has a really good chance and I really hope he wins. It'll be at least a few years before he's corrupted I would think!
    October 21, 2016, 08:12:01 PM
  • Fetus: I just got Battlefield 1, if anyone wants to play sometime! Origin ID is Fetus92. Colombia isn't bad, as long as you know which places to avoid. There's some hellholes in there.
    October 22, 2016, 03:53:06 PM
  • Fetus: ALSO GOOD LUCK TO YOUR FRIEND, HOPEFULLY HE DOES NICE THINGS BEFORE THE GOVERNMENT WORLD DESTROYS HIS INNOCENCE
    October 22, 2016, 03:53:29 PM
  • deadatspawnmike: playing games on console or PC?
    October 23, 2016, 09:39:42 PM
  • Fetus: PC, always
    October 23, 2016, 11:06:51 PM
  • deadatspawnmike: i'm shocked that CS:GO isn't having a resurgence seeing it on TV now with the esports
    October 24, 2016, 10:47:04 AM
  • FreemanWilson: I have been playing BF1!!! FreemanWilson75 is my Origin ID!!!
    October 24, 2016, 10:49:38 AM
  • Fetus: I can play it for like an hour or two before my graphics card crashes. Will play more once I upgrade!
    October 28, 2016, 04:23:55 AM
  • BikeThief: why do I want to build a new $1500 computer to play BF1?
    October 28, 2016, 12:40:59 PM
  • VajIsForFags: You don't. :( A friend of mine just hooks up a laptop and mouse to his Xbox 1 and plays that way, which does sound like a pretty damn good idea.
    October 28, 2016, 03:36:07 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: Whelp...  I get married today
    November 03, 2016, 10:14:46 AM
  • 311: good luck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    November 03, 2016, 06:45:11 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Sorry to hear that Monk... :(
    November 04, 2016, 09:57:55 AM
  • VajIsForFags: I think Sluyter in this story might be Coastie John: [link]
    November 04, 2016, 01:41:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: I guess BF 2 and BF 2142 are both free to play now due to the Revive project. [link]
    November 07, 2016, 11:06:13 PM
  • 311: I though John was in Alaska?
    November 08, 2016, 07:39:43 PM
  • VajIsForFags: I think he is back. And no, I don't actually think it is him. Just a similar arc of joining the coast guard and ending up in AK.
    November 09, 2016, 02:36:18 PM
  • FreemanWilson: BF1 and TitanF2 are both on sale right now on Origin for $40. I have them both. Just a heads up!
    November 27, 2016, 11:36:29 AM
  • AnThRaX_: does anyone know if its possible to pre-load titanfall 2 for the free weekend?
    December 01, 2016, 04:32:54 PM
  • 311: Daughter was born Sunday! Wish me luck
    December 05, 2016, 10:11:57 PM
  • AnThRaX_: good luck! ps. you looking for a son-in-law in 2034?
    December 06, 2016, 04:58:47 PM
  • 311: Hahaah..... fuck you! i hope shes a lesbian.
    December 06, 2016, 07:50:27 PM
  • VajIsForFags: ...Fetus?
    December 06, 2016, 10:32:58 PM
  • VajIsForFags: And congrats on yiur sperm still working!
    December 06, 2016, 10:33:35 PM
  • 311: thanks. hope its mine.
    December 07, 2016, 08:18:11 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: Well played Thrax
    December 08, 2016, 05:59:20 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Thrax, depending on what state 311 lives in, you could aim for as early as about 2028.
    December 08, 2016, 09:47:53 PM
  • 311: Florida...
    December 09, 2016, 06:28:01 PM
  • Agent Orange: I was close to taking a job in Melbourne FL recently. I would be starting work next week there if I had.
    December 11, 2016, 10:07:46 AM
  • 311: tried to pick a spot faraway from my actual house. Florida has too many roaches. Plus i hate heat. I'm actually still in Washington. I only spent three days in Florida so what do i really know...
    December 12, 2016, 07:32:41 PM
  • Sman666: Well.....Hello all.....................Added my gmail account to my work Outlook.  Looked through the beginning emails, which lead me here.
    December 14, 2016, 03:42:24 PM
  • AnThRaX_: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE
    December 23, 2016, 11:07:29 PM
  • Fetus: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! MISS YOU GUYS!
    December 25, 2016, 07:54:09 AM
  • Fetus: ALSO CONGRATS ON MY BIRTH 311!!! Florida really is awful, and it's warm/humid enough there that the roaches fly. :'( I don't miss those days.
    December 25, 2016, 07:56:36 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: MERRY CHRISTMAS
    December 25, 2016, 09:14:14 AM
  • peLicaN^ (TRAINS): belated merry christmas to you all. also stay off the roads of missouri because i got my license
    December 27, 2016, 07:51:13 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Merry Couple Days After Christmas everyone!
    December 28, 2016, 12:40:13 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Surprisingly, Florida's age of consent is 18 and the age you can marry is 18 (or 16 with parent's consent). I totally would have guessed their age of consent to be something ridiculous like 12 and to be able to marry at 10.
    December 28, 2016, 12:41:21 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Washington on the other hand has an age of consent of 16 and NO minimum age for marriage, but it can be overruled by the court. So Thrax, you can get your marriage certificate ready for this weekend.
    December 28, 2016, 12:42:17 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: 16 is consent as long as you're within about 2 years of their age.
    December 28, 2016, 06:56:29 PM
  • 311: Washington will beat Alabama!!!!!!!!!!
    December 30, 2016, 07:27:55 PM
  • 311: or NOT!!!!!!!!....
    December 31, 2016, 10:15:25 PM
  • 311: FML
    December 31, 2016, 10:15:36 PM
  • 311: next year for sure. Browning is a sophomore so high hopes!!!!!
    December 31, 2016, 10:16:27 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Yeah, I really wanted to watch Alabama lose. Started out good. Hopefully Clemson kicks the shit out of them like they did Ohio State.
    January 04, 2017, 01:04:02 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Also, if anyone is interested in visiting Cuba, now is a good time to go. I had a great time for 2 weeks in December.
    January 04, 2017, 03:29:23 PM
  • Agent Orange: That's got to be the fastest I've heard anyone getting out of Gitmo.
    January 04, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • VajIsForFags: :D
    January 05, 2017, 09:57:27 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: I don't know how many of you have it already but I'm going to try and get into Rainbow 6 Siege this year
    January 08, 2017, 01:54:51 PM
  • Derpo Bugginz: Don't have any friends that regularly play so I pretty much solo queue right now
    January 08, 2017, 01:55:08 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: Have Siege on ps4 and xbone.  Love it
    January 09, 2017, 12:40:31 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: That moment:  when you haven't played CS:GO in long enough that you have no rank and get to play against silvers as a no rank.
    January 11, 2017, 12:29:39 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Comp dust2: 35 minute game
    January 11, 2017, 12:30:01 AM
  • Humblefunk: Hey strangers! I added a post in the forums but figured I'd type here to add more visibility. Johnny and I have started up the Minecraft realms server again that so many of us worked on. Come join us!
    January 19, 2017, 01:26:24 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Have any of you accepted/added me to your XBOX live friends lists?
    January 27, 2017, 10:24:03 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Dunno.  Same name as here; add me.
    January 27, 2017, 10:28:28 PM
  • hypnotics.: Hello
    January 31, 2017, 02:36:43 AM
  • Derpo Bugginz: hello
    February 04, 2017, 07:54:38 PM
  • 311: Hello
    February 04, 2017, 09:41:27 PM
  • VajIsForFags: Fucking pats...
    February 06, 2017, 09:57:57 AM
  • AnThRaX_: ;)
    February 08, 2017, 09:55:21 AM
  • xGraeme63x: Hello?
    March 02, 2017, 11:03:45 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Am I still alive? Am I still allowed around here?
    March 02, 2017, 11:06:31 PM
  • Agent Orange: You are dead and banned, that's why you can post!
    March 04, 2017, 02:06:41 PM
  • xGraeme63x: Classic me. Dead as per usual.
    March 07, 2017, 04:01:53 AM
  • Agent Orange: Huh, the gaming news bot is still pulling in info from everywhere.
    March 21, 2017, 07:45:31 PM
  • Darth Shitty: MAGA
    April 04, 2017, 11:48:54 PM
  • Kyosuke Dei Knives: Maira diseappered for a month now. o0 that's not good
    April 14, 2017, 07:52:29 PM
  • Disrobed Monk: When the bleeding has stopped for a month; that's when you know you're pregnant.
    April 15, 2017, 12:42:21 AM
  • VajIsForFags: She has other good news that has been occupying her time. Something about a sex change is what I gathered.
    April 15, 2017, 08:15:40 PM
  • Agent Orange: Well eventually a fetus gets a gender or two I guess.
    April 16, 2017, 01:39:49 AM
  • Disrobed Monk: Did you just assume how many genders the Fetus planned to exemplify?!?
    April 16, 2017, 02:37:36 AM
  • Agent Orange: Sorry, I forgot that I was on Tumblr.
    April 17, 2017, 02:45:11 AM
  • Agent Orange: Anyone interested in Arma 3 plays? Mods? I don't know. I've played some of the campaign but I think Arma is probably best with some teammates.
    April 26, 2017, 08:17:03 PM
  • Sushi K: arma 3 is pretty much the only thing I play these days. It is wayyyy better with people and mods, but not that king of the hill stuff. I play with a group that do ops every friday and sunday.
    Yesterday at 01:06:07 AM

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Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
« on: October 02, 2008, 03:17:38 PM »

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Thank you.

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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where's corrupt...

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.
« Last Edit: October 03, 2008, 01:19:08 PM by BEERME! »

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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I had a photo of Asshole's cousin at one point, but no longer.  Kyle might though. 
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now except picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.

Accept.  :-*

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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.

Accept.  :-*

I don't know what you are talking about. 

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To further the purpose of this thread, we will now accept picture's of other people's sisters.  Thank you.
Accept.  :-*

I don't know what you are talking about.
except-   with the exclusion of; excluding; save; but: They were all there except me.

accept- to take or receive (something offered); receive with approval or favor: to accept a present; to accept a proposal.
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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I don't know what you are talking about. 

Nice try :P

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Heres a picture of Joshua Alba's sister... Jessica.









Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2008, 10:36:21 PM »

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You know she's doing that just to tease us... :'(

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my cousin?  no?

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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my cousin?  no?

Yep, she sent me a photo once, but it is long gone. 

In the meantime though, here is a picture of Ben's (cheesus') brother:

Raging: Where\'s Cactus\' signature? I want to see his signature



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Heres a picture of Joshua Alba's sister... Jessica.

Man, that dude sure has some sandy feet.

If while looking at that ass you notice the dude next to her's sandy feet, you have issues!





Ok Ok I get it, I\'m old, now get off my ass AARP!!!!

Re: Post any nude/semi-nude pictures of your sister here
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If while looking at that ass you notice the dude next to her's sandy feet, you have issues!

Indeed. Approved